PPP National Poll: Romney leading among virgins, other hilarious results

[Lief 🗽]

http://www.real-time-with-bill-maher-blog.com/real-time-with-bill-maher-blog/2012/1/20/poll-results.html

And Ron Paul has a huge lead with people who have had 20+ sexual partners.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Tebowmentum!

[Lambsbread]

Ron Paul leading amongst people with 20 or more sexual partners.

[Eraserhead]

Perry supporters are least likely to support someone who's gay? Uh...

[RI]

Perry supporters are least likely to support someone who's gay? Uh...

Actually, it makes perfect sense.

[DrScholl]

Not surprising, Paul supporters tend to be out there as it is, this just solidifies how wayward they are.

[Reginald]

Perry supporters are least likely to support someone who's gay? Uh...

Yeah, but they're also the most likely, so at least some of them have figured it out.

[Hash]

Perry supporters are least likely to support someone who's gay? Uh...

"Abstinence worked for me"

[ilikeverin]

Perry supporters are least likely to support someone who's gay? Uh...

Yeah, but they're also the most likely, so at least some of them have figured it out.

I loved that statistic.

[xavier110]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

[Ⓐnarchy in the ☭☭☭P!]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Presumably younger voters these days really get around and have 20+ sexual partners

[Lambsbread]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Presumably younger voters these days really get around and have 20+ sexual partners

And Ron Paul leads among young people...

[TheGlobalizer]

I just had a scary thought - most Ron Paul fans are actually awesomer than me.

[Lambsbread]

I just had a scary thought - most Ron Paul fans are actually awesomer than me.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Huh, I expected Ron Paul to be dominating among virgins.

[Simfan34]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Most young people these days sleep around a lot. Go to any college campus and tell them "20 partners" is a large number. If the term "partner" doesn't confuse them, they'll laugh.

And it's sad that the number of sexual partners is a barometer of personal respect.

Meanwhile, Huntsman voters show that they are the most tolerant.

[minionofmidas]

Huh, I expected Ron Paul to be dominating among virgins.

Presumably they only polled those over 18?

[Eraserhead]

Huh, I expected Ron Paul to be dominating among virgins.

He is actually. He also dominates among people who lied about the amount of sexual partners they had.

[xavier110]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Most young people these days sleep around a lot. Go to any college campus and tell them "20 partners" is a large number. If the term "partner" doesn't confuse them, they'll laugh.

And it's sad that the number of sexual partners is a barometer of personal respect.

Meanwhile, Huntsman voters show that they are the most tolerant.

Um well obviously. I am not a moron.

But like there are actually 40 year old virgins? That's a thing?

[Oakvale]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Most young people these days sleep around a lot. Go to any college campus and tell them "20 partners" is a large number. If the term "partner" doesn't confuse them, they'll laugh.

And it's sad that the number of sexual partners is a barometer of personal respect.

Meanwhile, Huntsman voters show that they are the most tolerant.

Um well obviously. I am not a moron.

But like there are actually 40 year old virgins? That's a thing?

Catholic priests? I guess?

[TheGlobalizer]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Most young people these days sleep around a lot. Go to any college campus and tell them "20 partners" is a large number. If the term "partner" doesn't confuse them, they'll laugh.

And it's sad that the number of sexual partners is a barometer of personal respect.

Meanwhile, Huntsman voters show that they are the most tolerant.

Um well obviously. I am not a moron.

But like there are actually 40 year old virgins? That's a thing?

Catholic priests? I guess?

Teh buttsecks = no virgin

[ilikeverin]

If Romney leads with virgins, why does he not poll as well with younger voters? .......

Most young people these days sleep around a lot. Go to any college campus and tell them "20 partners" is a large number. If the term "partner" doesn't confuse them, they'll laugh.

Yep.  And then, when they ask those questions in real polls of sexual behavior, they answer honestly and say, by and large, they have less sexual partners than their parents did when they were their age.  Sorry, dear Simfan, but our generation is better behaved than the previous ones, not worse.

[Bacon King]

A majority of Ron Paul supporters would vote for Tim Tebow over Mitt Romney.

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

But like there are actually 40 year old virgins? That's a thing?

Gah, don't be a snob...not everyone has the opportunities.

[The Professor]

But like there are actually 40 year old virgins? That's a thing?

Gah, don't be a snob...not everyone has the opportunities.

Everyone has opportunities.