Official Naso's Girlfriend Discussion Thread

[Reaganfan]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

It means:  “Naso! Latebloomer of ginger and orange, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

[Reaganfan]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

It means:  “Naso! Latebloomer of ginger and orange, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

She's a blonde.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

It means:  “Naso! Latebloomer of ginger and orange, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

She's a blonde.

I was referring to you...but I will alter your initiation rite to make it clearer:

“Naso! Latebloomer of bright orange and pale ocher, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

She doesn't look 18

[opebo]

She looks about 21 or so Gramps.

But really she's perfect for you Naso.  Now whether you're perfect for her, that's another matter.

[Mechaman]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

It means:  “Naso! Latebloomer of ginger and orange, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

She's a blonde.

Thank God!

I almost had a heart attack after seeing the two pictures where it looks like she has red hair.
Must be a fake.

I shalt not pray for thee longer.

[Reaganfan]

She looks about 21 or so Gramps.

But really she's perfect for you Naso.  Now whether you're perfect for her, that's another matter.

She's 19 about to turn 20.

She and I have some common interests, but she isn't interested in politics DESPITE her being in an American politics class.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

[Reaganfan]

That's one fing sexy bear...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

So how does the mighty Naso respond to accusations that he is being hypocritical in his... "recent activities"?

[Reaganfan]

So how does the mighty Naso respond to accusations that he is being hypocritical in his... "recent activities"?

Having a relationship and being against the amount of vulgar smut thrust into the faces of America's youth through music, movies and television are two entirely separate things.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

My ex just contacted me after a month apart out of the blue to explain to me her whole life has collapsed since we broke up, as I actually predicted before we said our goodbyes. I don't know what happens from here but I'm being extremely cynical when I say I'm glad she's not going well!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

[Oakvale]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

Well, didn't he just say he got laid recently?

Besides, I might be wrong but I don't think Naso's an ultra-religious conservative like TJ. Just that he's attracted to the wooly-headed nationalism and vague nostalgic platitudes of the Republican Party, and (obviously) Reagan in particular.

e: Um, is it just me or were the posts to that effect deleted? Am I imagining things?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

[Oakvale]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

Sit there and feign interest by saying "oh really?" for a few hours.

[Mechaman]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

Well, didn't he just say he got laid recently?

Besides, I might be wrong but I don't think Naso's an ultra-religious conservative like TJ. Just that he's attracted to the wooly-headed nationalism and vague nostalgic platitudes of the Republican Party, and (obviously) Reagan in particular.

e: Um, is it just me or were the posts to that effect deleted? Am I imagining things?

Which posts?

The ones where, in my angry drunken stupor I explode at Naso over a misunderstanding on the whole "relationship with gay dude" thing?  Or the ones about Naso and Jake talking about getting their dicks wet?

For the record you're supposed to feel ecstatic and in love with a girl after you knock'er good.  That's what happens when you orgasm: an electrical surge goes through your brain that has the equivalent of 10,000 tons of heroin.  So you're not really being f***y if you cuddle with her afterwards, you're just higher than a kite.
I completely approve of guys loving girls who they sleep with, what I'm not so crazy about is the whole "committed" relationship thing.  I say the world would be a little better if we all just embraced the ideals of the 60's Free Love movement and just had a society based on Love Communism or something.

[Mechaman]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

You could talk about the ontological arguments found in Fight Club?

Or is that too f***y hipster intellectualism for most people?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

You could talk about the ontological arguments found in Fight Club?

Or is that too f***y hipster intellectualism for most people?

The last girl I was seriously interested in and I spent most of our time talking about choral music and Asian literature. Neither of us wanted to spend our time more, shall we say, physically, a fact which had nothing to do with the neutral-to-bad outcome.

[Keystone Phil]

Sorry for not fully monitoring this. So Naso's girlfriend looks like a female version of himself? Not surprising.

[Reaganfan]

Sorry for not fully monitoring this. So Naso's girlfriend looks like a female version of himself? Not surprising.

Keystone Phil's female version of himself:

[RI]

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

Sit there and feign interest by saying "oh really?" for a few hours.

Exhibit a and b on why there are no girls on Atlas.

[LastVoter]

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

Sit there and feign interest by saying "oh really?" for a few hours.

Exhibit a and b on why there are no girls on Atlas.

Well to be honest a is almost right on point, just missing the movie part.

[Paul Kemp]

more details plz