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Jacobtm
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« on: January 28, 2012, 03:15:48 AM »
« edited: January 28, 2012, 03:18:54 AM by Jacobtm »

Think about it:

What's even tougher than assimilating Mexicans? More arduous than getting black kids to show up on Monday? More taxing than teaching the Congolese Dutch?

Colonizing the moon.

Newt is the greatest visionary of all the field, imagining an America outside of our world, where the moon is the 51st state, and we're Mars bound.

Forget Earth. Think Big. Vote Newt.
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 03:25:54 AM »
« Edited: January 28, 2012, 03:27:46 AM by Politico »

I am pretty sure that this grandiose plan was originally conceived on the following notepad during an investigation into the oral capabilities of Monica Lewinsky:



President? Hell, let's just make him dictator-for-life. We are talking about the grandiose leader of the civilizing forces of mankind!
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 03:27:42 AM »
« Edited: January 28, 2012, 03:30:17 AM by MagneticFree »

The greatest challenge for the next US leader is to get childern on the moon in space boots to work as janitors. Freshmen in College will learn about the history of the moon in Astronomy 101.  Who knows what the future holds.
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 03:31:13 AM »

Vote Newt. He's THE FUTURE.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 03:32:02 AM »

What future is this you speak of?
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 03:34:11 AM »



It's not my problem if you don't understand Space Politics.
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 10:33:54 AM »


The 51st State



Will probably have to have its Senators and Representatives participate via iChat. No prob though. It's the future.
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 05:56:51 PM »

Will probably have to have its Senators and Representatives participate via iChat. No prob though. It's the future.

Actually, the grandiose leader of the civilizing forces of mankind proposes they use Second Life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpOZ3Y9eD0
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 10:46:21 PM »

Newt is the greatest human who ever lived or will live. Way more important than Jesus. Reagan is irrelevant compared to him, even though he did support Reagan while Romney didn't.
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