Cynical Games Presents.... Mock UN

[Dr. Cynic]

I've decided to start my own gaming tag here on Atlas... The first game I've decided to start is a Mock UN, which if we have done, hasn't been done recently. I will take on the role of game deity and will introduce all international news for the players as well as be voter of all NPC countries which are left unpicked. I will start by presenting players each an international situation at least once a week, and there may be more as we pick up players.

A Secretary General can be voted on once we have enough players to accept nominations. They will be in effect the top executive in the game and will handle all international disagreements as well as moderator in all debates. A Secretary General will be voted on once every 3 months. Secretary Generals are not term limited.

Resolutions may be proposed by any member nation at any time. Resolution debate will last three days, though the Secretary General has the right to extend debate time. Voting will last up to 72 hours, though can be extended at the Secretary General's discretion.


To be helpful, the most powerful members of the UN General Assembly are the Five permanent members of the Security Council (There are temp. members elected every year, but we won't bother with that for now for expediency's sake). Those nations are: China, France, Russia, Great Britain and the United States. They traditionally hold the power to veto any resolution, but I strongly caution, it will hurt prestige and could cause further problems and tensions. I advise those players to use them rarely. Try not to use them at all until we get enough players in.

You may choose any member nation you want, but it is first come first serve. Here is a list of member states for those who'd find it helpful in choosing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_states_of_the_United_Nations

Once we have enough players (logically the filling of the Security Council at least) I'll present the first issue. Any questions, let me know.

On your mark, get set, GO!

Selected Nations

Pingvin - Russia

a Person - China

Barnes - Great Britain

Teddy - United States

Vosem - Israel

Belgiansocialist - France

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

I wanna be Russia!

[a Person]

I'd like to be either China (1st choice) or Germany (2nd choice).

[Dr. Cynic]

I wanna be Russia!

It's yours

[Dr. Cynic]

I'd like to be either China (1st choice) or Germany (2nd choice).

You're China.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I'm tempted to sign up as NK so I can use this as my opening statement.


이것은 크리스마스 음악 쟈니 그가 조금 더 크다 소원이며, 프랭키는 그가 다시 강제에 있던 기원합니다. 신사 숙녀 니네들을위한 털이 할의 소망, 리틀 윌리엄 이혼을 원하는거야.
 

                                   
의 크리스마스, 크리스마스, 크리스마스 이브, 그 죄수가 크리스마스를 떠날 수 없어요.
그들은 원하는, 원하는, 원하는이야, 나한테 크리스마스를 풀어주세요, 제발.
여기 지금 그들을 '할 수 있습니다. 부, 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고,
부후 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고, 부후


그럼 크리스마스, 크리스마스, 디 - 디 그가 그녀의 신분증을 보여달라고 소원, 그리고 프레디 그가 또 그들을 죽일 수 원하셔, 그리고 제레미는 다시 할 기계 단지 꿈 '이며, 데이브 말로는 크리스마스에 체크 적이 기원 이브는 그 죄수가 크리스마스를 떠날 수 없어요. 그들은 크리스마스 날 풀어 제발, 제발, 제발, 제발, 제발, 원하는, 원하는, 희망하는있어. 여기 지금 그들을 '할 수 있습니다.


부, 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고, 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고, 부후
그가 탐욕과 함께 진행할 수 있도록 부 출동 데비는 무료되어야
그는 모든 모자 아기 지미의기도를 원하는 사람은 그래서 노예 저장하고 작동됩니다
어느 날 그가 sucky 변호사 알파 남성이 올해 자신의 뒤쪽에 누군가의 아이 리틀 마이크 당신은 무엇을 발견처럼되지 않았다 것이라는 두려움과 함께 창백한 터닝 죽일 수 있지만, 여기 그가 동성애 자의 너무 익숙해


               
그 죄수 크리스마스 그들은 예수를,,, 원하는, 원하는, 제발 원하는거야, 날이 크리스마스를 릴리스하십시오 당신은 그들에게 지금들을 수


부, 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고, 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고, 부후
후 후 후 울고, 부후, 후 후 울고, 후 후 후 울고, 부후

[Dr. Cynic]

So, if you're done singing ballads, is that who you want?

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

How about the USA

[Dr. Cynic]

How about the USA

If that's who you want, it's yours.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

How about the USA

If that's who you want, it's yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k

[Senator Barnes]

Is this still on? If so, I'd like to be Australia.

[Dr. Cynic]

Is this still on? If so, I'd like to be Australia.

I won't give up on it and I would like to fill up all the Security Council countries before starting.

But Australia, home of my fiancee, is all yours

I won't give you special treatment though

[Vosem]

I'll be Israel

[Dr. Cynic]

If we can get two players in as Great Britain and France, we'll have the Security Council and we'll be able to start.

[Insula Dei]

If we can get two players in as Great Britain and France, we'll have the Security Council and we'll be able to start.

I'll volunteer to be France.

[Senator Barnes]

If we can get two players in as Great Britain and France, we'll have the Security Council and we'll be able to start.

If it will make things easier, I'll gladly change to the UK (I really wouldn't mind), but it's up to you.

[Dr. Cynic]

If we can get two players in as Great Britain and France, we'll have the Security Council and we'll be able to start.

If it will make things easier, I'll gladly change to the UK (I really wouldn't mind), but it's up to you.

Sure, that would help us start up!

[Dr. Cynic]

Now that we have the prerequisite number of nations playing, I will now open nominations for Secretary General.

[Senator Barnes]

I nominate Vosem (Israel).

[Insula Dei]

I'll nominate a person. (China)

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

UNITED STATES OF AMERCIA

Can a nation nominate itself? If not, we second the nomination of Israel.

[Dr. Cynic]

UNITED STATES OF AMERCIA

Can a nation nominate itself? If not, we second the nomination of Israel.

A state can put it's own nomination forward.

I'm going to close the nominations now because we have 3 candidates and if we get anymore an election might be really skewed.

The nominees are

Vosem (Representing Israel)
a Person (Representing China)
Teddy (Representing USA)

You have 24 hours to vote.

[Senator Barnes]

Vosem.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Out Of Character:

I can make you guys your own national headers it'd add to the "UNish" feel!!

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

UNITED STATES OF AMERCIA

UNITED KINGDOM

RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE (FRANCE)

中华人民共和国 (CHINA)

РОССИЙСКАЯ ФЕДЕРАЦИЯ (RUSSIA)