I'm back and prepare for some serious stuff to happen.

[Senator Sbane]

No, we need him in the Senate.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

I want to thank all who voted for me. I may lost this fight, but I will win this war.
I will continue fight for you.
They call me facsist, racist and extremist.
Barry Goldwater once said: "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice."
I never flip-flopped on the issues. I always stood by my principles.
And I'm NOT going to bend under establishment and I'm calling you to not do this too.
Establishment will bend under us.
We will win.
Thank you, God Bless Atlasia!

[ZuWo]

I for one do not base my voting behaviour in Atlasia on the candidates' hypothetical political choice in a foreign country. I look at the candidates' platforms here in the game and the kind of legislation they introduce. You can dislike Pingvin's hypothetical vote for the BNP or for other similar parties, but the work he has done here in Atlasia is not fascist in any way. He has been a candidate with who I can by and large agree when it comes to economic policies and who shares with me an unequivocal anti-abortion stance, which I regard as the most important social issue. Thus, I stand by my decision to vote for Pingvin.

[Senator Napoleon]

I for one do not base my voting behaviour in Atlasia on the candidates' hypothetical political choice in a foreign country. I look at the candidates' platforms here in the game and the kind of legislation they introduce. You can dislike Pingvin's hypothetical vote for the BNP or for other similar parties, but the work he has done here in Atlasia is not fascist in any way. He has been a candidate with who I can by and large agree when it comes to economic policies and who shares with me an unequivocal anti-abortion stance, which I regard as the most important social issue. Thus, I stand by my decision to vote for Pingvin.

ZuWo, on this, you & I agree (somewhat). Candidates should be judged by the views they espouse on these boards and the policies they advocate. Otherwise, were leaving a lot of people out of the game. However, I still think his in-game views are extreme enough and prefer more centrist or leftist candidates.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Alright folks, I'm starting a pundit show!
NOTE: Parental advisory strongly recomenneded.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Many got a question: what is the difference between Liberal and Labour parties?
And I got an answer: class background of the voters.
Main base of the liberal voters is a typical middle-class families from the urban neighbourhoods. For example, Simpsons. I'd say that even with Homer anti-tax and pro-gun stances, Lisa's enviromentalism and social radicalism, they're typical Liberal voters.
They're pretty much selfish and they're not welfare recipents - they just want a better healthcare and education for Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

Main base of Labour voters are Spucklers and Insane cat-throwing lady. Brandine is a typical welfare queen - she and her family would vote for anyone who will promise them fish - and they will get offended when somebody would say: "And why you're not gonna take fishing rod?"

Think about it.

It was a Pingvin Report, thank you and good bye!

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

20RP12 obviously because he's got dat $W@G

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

Many got a question: what is the difference between Liberal and Labour parties?
And I got an answer: class background of the voters.
Main base of the liberal voters is a typical middle-class families from the urban neighbourhoods. For example, Simpsons. I'd say that even with Homer anti-tax and pro-gun stances, Lisa's enviromentalism and social radicalism, they're typical Liberal voters.
They're pretty much selfish and they're not welfare recipents - they just want a better healthcare and education for Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

Main base of Labour voters are Spucklers and Insane cat-throwing lady. Brandine is a typical welfare queen - she and her family would vote for anyone who will promise them fish - and they will get offended when somebody would say: "And why you're not gonna take fishing rod?"

Think about it.

It was a Pingvin Report, thank you and good bye!

You're trying to be like this, right?

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Off-topic: people and numbers are invented.

I am running for President of Atlasia.

That's right! Tonight, in Los Angeles, in front of large crowd, former Senator and Associate Justice had announced independent bid for White House!
We asked independent analysts: "What is your opinion on the Oakvale's bid?"
Lee Berall: "Strongly positive! He is the best candidate so far and he can unite ALL the Atlasians under his banner!
Iveta Conserva: "Strongly negative! He is one of the worst leftist liars! Anybody But Oakvale!"
Slo W. Poke: " I'm neutral about both Oakvale and Tmth campaigns".

Think about it.
This was a Pingvin Report, thank you and goodbye!

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Results of the latest poll showed us that Assemblyman ZuWo leads all possible candidates for the Mideast governor, leading even Shua, opebo and Ben.
And do you know what it says?
It says: Atlasian Left, your time is gone. There are new people that are going to put Atlasia on the RIGHT track.
Think about it.
This was a Pingvin Report, thank you and goodbye!

[Senator Clarence]

Go ZuWo!!!

[ZuWo]

Thank you Pingvin for writing the report, thank you Clarence for the encouragement and thank you both for paying some attention to the race.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Ask me anything about my new job.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Ask me anything about my new job.

How many bitches, on average, are you banging per day?

[Emperor SJoyce]

Ask me anything about my new job.

Who'll you sue?

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

I will try to fight organized crime.
I will not take bribes.

[Senator Napoleon]

Hey Pingvin!

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Thank you!
I want all of you to know - I will stop the criminal scum in the IDS.
You're an immigrant and you leave your documents home? Leave this country.
Pedophile and tried to finger a minor? Say goodbye to to your fingers then!
We will stop the drug trafficking. Young gang members will be treated as adults without exceptions.
I will do anything to make this region safe and clean from this scourge, and nothing will stop me!
Thank you and goodbye!

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

TONIGHT ON MY REPORT: SoIA 20RP12 will take the stage in Trenton, NJ at 9 am eastern time
Oakvale announces support for ETRIFEA
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[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Let’s talk about Atlasia.

Today’s mess didn’t just happen. We elected it -- one senator, member of regional legislature and president at a time. Our leaders in Nyman, have ‘led’ Atlasia to record unemployment, a devalued currency, banking scandals, the mortgage crisis, drug crisis, economic crisis, loss of our nation’s industrial might – and a long list of other reminders our nation is way off course.

Why am I telling you this? Because Atlasia is better than this. And because I can help fix it.

I’m a fix-it man.

Atlasia needs a ‘President Veto’ right now – someone who will say ‘no’ to insane spending and stop the madness that has become Nyman. That’s why I am here today to announce that I’m running for President. And I don’t do so lightly.

It’s time to put one of our own in the White House. I have the qualifications, the ability and the know-how to do the job. I also have a track record. I’ll do what I say I’ll do.

I’m ready for a different Atlasia. I’m ready for the day when a person can build a good life on a decent income, and we can take our government at its word – when people have more to smile about. I’m ready for peace and prosperity and some Atlasian dreaming. I’m ready for Atlasia to be ATLASIA again.

Our current president will not lead us there. None of the professional Nyman set will. We have to get there on our own.

I’m here  today because I can – and will -- do a better job for you as president.

I’m optimistic about our chances. Winning freedom is what Atlasia does.

We’ve got this.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

Campaign songs (not political, just awesome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jaRipA5_M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOmJ_OeVhU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

This is a picture that is now belongs on the Judicial Overlord's cabinet wall.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

SHORT PLATFORM

- Constitutional Amendment to outlaw abortion
- Opposition to animal rights, but opposition to animal cruelty.
- Non-interventionist, anti-imperialist foreign policy
- Re-introduction of death penalty for serious crimes
- Introduce a federal public smoking ban
- Support for school choice and homeschooling; introduction of voucher system
- Opposition to euthanasia
- Support right to bear arms
- Constitutional Amendment to define marriage as one man and one woman
- Opposition to "political correctness" and "Fairness Doctrine" in media
- Support for private healthcare; opposition to nationalisation of this sphere
- Opposition to conscription; support deep defense cuts
- Introduction of 15% flat tax
- Pass real financial reform (bring back Glass–Steagall Act and end "too big to fail")
- Abolish the Federal Reserve
- Re-introduction of gold standard
- Privatisation of Social Security
- Promote organic agriculture and a safe food supply; end subsidies that pay farmers not to grow crops
- Tougher border control
- Protect the environment (clean water, air, land) and preserve and expand national parks and wildlife preserves
- Harsher penalties for gun and weapons crimes
- Give local law enforcement and fire companies the funds they need for security and emergency prevention & response
- Use natural gas as a bridge fuel until renewable energy is more plentiful with regulations to protect from fracking
- Require oil and gas companies to contribute to a special emergency/spill/cleanup fund
- Require environmental impact assessments before approval for drilling for oil and natural gas
- Stricter regulations of private campaign financing
- More free trade agreements
- Encourage the purchase of American-made goods
- End corporate special interest/lobbyist influence over elections and the legislative process.
- Strict term limits for Senators, Regional Legislators and Supreme Court judges
- Encourage the teaching of Atlasian history, culture and traditions at schools
- Introduce a federal "Right-To-Work" law
- Ban on stem cell research
- Opposition to Atlasian membership in UN and NATO

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

POSSIBLE CABINET

Vice-President: TBA
Secretary of Federal Elections: Homelycooking
RG: Homelycooking
Attorney General: SJoycefla
Secretary of External Affairs: Cathcon
Secretary of Internal Affairs: Tmthforu94
Moderator General: Bacon King
Game Moderator: Shua
White House Press Secretary: Politicus

[Emperor SJoyce]

SHORT PLATFORM

- Constitutional Amendment to outlaw abortion (a ban just makes abortion less safe, why is it needed?)
- Re-introduction of death penalty for serious crimes (how is this extra fiscal cost justified?)
- Introduce a federal public smoking ban (probably unconstitutional)
- Support for school choice and homeschooling; introduction of voucher system (why is the federal level meddling in education?)
- Opposition to euthanasia (Why?)
- Constitutional Amendment to define marriage as one man and one woman (Why is this needed?)
- Introduction of 15% flat tax (Why not a fairtax?)
- COMPLETE BAN ON IMMIGRATION (From where? Why?)
- Ban on burqas, mosques, and minarets (This is illegal)
- Encourage the teaching of Atlasian history, culture and traditions at schools (expand)
- Ban on stem cell research (Ban on public funding or on it all?)
- Opposition to Atlasian membership in UN and NATO (Why?)

Please expand on these, especially the immigration and mosques ones.