Office of Senator Pingvin (Fed-TX)

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Why hasn't the IDS invaded the Midwest, claimed it as it's own, while playing Iron Maiden's The Trooper in the background?

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Why hasn't the IDS invaded the Midwest, claimed it as it's own, while playing Iron Maiden's The Trooper in the background?

Because I don't listen to Iron Maiden, that's why.

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Congrats, friend!

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Are you claiming that we should end all immigration, allow it for only a short time longer or only advocate legal immigration? Also, as someone who is fluent in Russian and English, do you believe your multi-lingualism gives you a bit of an upper hand in the "English as the official language of Atlasia" debate, because you had to learn the language and did so?

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20RP12 obviously because he's got dat $W@G

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Ask me anything about my new job.

How many bitches, on average, are you banging per day?

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I echo the...concerns...about your platform. I'm going to wait until at least September before I endorse.

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Explaining stuff:
Mosques - sorry, but I really believe that there is a danger called Islamofascism. You know, Europe is now slowly turning into Eurabia. (Russia too)

Oy.

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Alright, I'll explain. I had a REALLY BAD WEEK. My grandpa's health was in danger so I was in a huge stress.
I was a bit too radical.

This is acceptable. Real life always trumps the game, so I hope to seeing more from you


This is a good idea (and I'm gonna leave in who I think you should pick )

Avatars of people considered for veep:

If they are who I think they are at least

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Will Iron Maiden be your VP?

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For the longest time, it's been proposed that we reduce the amount of regions from 4 to 3, yet it doesn't ever gain enough traction to be implemented. While it's a noble idea that might or might not work, i'm almost certain that it will never be implemented.

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Announcement
Soft toy for every lil' Pingvin 4 Prez Rally!
A little plush Penguin armed with AKMS and baseball bat! It even got Hunter S. Thompson-like outfit!
Holy sh%t, it even talks!
4 catchphrases for every day!
"Get out of my neighbourhood until I open fire!"
"Y'know, Enoch Powell was right on many issues..."
"It's not Whig meeting, get in the car!"
"I need your fried chicken, I need your Dr. Pepper, I need your vote!"

LOL.

Indeed.

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Ouch.