And you call yourselves representatives of the people!
*shamefastly dumps out port and reaches for the whiskey*
He actually is right, you know. The good people of Youngstown, Ohio or Athol, Massachusetts don't have the same opportunities that we do. That's why we're here so we need to remain mindful of that even when the human temptation to indulge in the inherent luxury of a political convention waxes within us.
I'm not going to waste a delicious samosa, though.
How is your convention going, may I ask, Simfan?
Are they beef or vegetable? I'd say ours is going well- we've already started voting! And our beluga is far better than this ossetra stuff your serving. And what is this- Moet? Perhaps you
do represent the working class. I'll go back to my crudites and salmon en croute. Pah!
Enjoy yourselves!
