Help! My best friend likes the same girl as me!

[Lief 🗽]

SPITROAST!

This is why opebo is, forever and ever, our greatest poster by a mile.

Also "bros before hoes."

[Jerseyrules]

SPITROAST!

This is why opebo is, forever and ever, our greatest poster by a mile.

Also "bros before hoes."

I second this as well

[anvi]

There are about 3.4 billion horny guys.  There are maybe a half million rubber-worthy chicks.  You do the math.

Thanks, angus, you just gave me my new mantra.  

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bros before hoes. Don't lose your friend over a girl. She'll leave you one day eventually like all other girls do.

[dead0man]

One of you has "dibs", you need to figure out who has them and then go from there.



..and to the bros before hoes people...it's not like every friend you have, especially when you're just a kid, will be with you forever.  Some bros before hoes, sure, but not every bro before every hoe.

[RI]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

[Gustaf]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

Yup.

And to Mechaman, sensitive can work, if done right.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

SPITROAST!

So he kills and eats his friend or...oh. Oh.

[Insula Dei]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

^^^^^^

[John Dibble]

Dueling is legal in Paraguay provided both partners are registered blood donors. Just saying.

[The Mikado]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

^^^^^^

Quite.  Though that might possibly be because I don't have all that many heterosexual male friends.

[Lief 🗽]

Nah, bros are forever. They'll be there for you through thick and thin. Hoes are transient and endlessly replaceable.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

^^^^^^

Quite.  Though that might possibly be because I don't have all that many heterosexual male friends.

You're gay?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

..................Devils Threesome?

[Simfan34]

Feliz Cumpleanos!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

^^^^^^

Quite.  Though that might possibly be because I don't have all that many heterosexual male friends.

One wonders, at least if one is me, if homosexual female friends can be 'bros' for these purposes.

[Lief 🗽]

One of my best bros is a gay male. Nothing says the guy has to be straight to be a bro.

I don't have any lesbian friends, but I'm sure a lesbian could be a bro too. Even a straight girl could be a bro, I guess, though the issue of wanting to sleep with her might complicate the brolationship.

[The Mikado]

"Bros before hoes" has to be one of the most retarded sayings ever.

^^^^^^

Quite.  Though that might possibly be because I don't have all that many heterosexual male friends.

You're gay?

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

[Boris]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

homosexuals tend to transcend stereotypes and make for great wingmen

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

homosexuals tend to transcend stereotypes and make for great wingmen

  well, I'm just curious where one meets them...I have a pretty limited routine: work/home.  It's not like I work in a bank or for an airline.

[Insula Dei]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

homosexuals tend to transcend stereotypes and make for great wingmen

  well, I'm just curious where one meets them...I have a pretty limited routine: work/home.  It's not like I work in a bank or for an airline.

True Fact: People who know inform me that gay men often hook up in certain chains of supermarkets when they're looking for casual sex. The preferred chain varies from region to region. (Over here it's Delhaize)

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

homosexuals tend to transcend stereotypes and make for great wingmen

 well, I'm just curious where one meets them...I have a pretty limited routine: work/home.  It's not like I work in a bank or for an airline.

True Fact: People who know inform me that gay men often hook up in certain chains of supermarkets when they're looking for casual sex. The preferred chain varies from region to region. (Over here it's Delhaize)

well, apparently, there's not a lot of gays in I.T. and/or energy trading

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[Lief 🗽]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

homosexuals tend to transcend stereotypes and make for great wingmen

  well, I'm just curious where one meets them...I have a pretty limited routine: work/home.  It's not like I work in a bank or for an airline.

True Fact: People who know inform me that gay men often hook up in certain chains of supermarkets when they're looking for casual sex. The preferred chain varies from region to region. (Over here it's Delhaize)

well, apparently, there's not a gays in I.T. and/or energy trading

hahaha, whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night, jf.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

No, I'm straight.  It's just that most of my friends are either gay guys or women.

a gay question:  how does one end up with a bunch of homosexual friends, exactly?

homosexuals tend to transcend stereotypes and make for great wingmen

  well, I'm just curious where one meets them...I have a pretty limited routine: work/home.  It's not like I work in a bank or for an airline.

True Fact: People who know inform me that gay men often hook up in certain chains of supermarkets when they're looking for casual sex. The preferred chain varies from region to region. (Over here it's Delhaize)

well, apparently, there's not a gays in I.T. and/or energy trading

hahaha, whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night, jf.

I had a typo