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« on: January 06, 2005, 07:56:22 PM »
« edited: January 07, 2005, 06:22:42 PM by Harry »
Live From Memphis
January 6 - 7:00 PM CST
Welcome to tonight's Three Strikes Drawing!  This is new Lottery Commissioner Harry's first drawing!
The game is Three Strikes, where a $1 ticket could win you as much as $500.

We have here three machines with 11 balls each.
Beautiful girl turns on three machines one at a time to start the balls bouncing.  Her dress is tight enough, that there is no additional bouncing.

The balls range from 0 to 9 with one ball being a strike.
Beautiful girl begins causing each machine to select a ball.

The first ball is ... 6.
The second ball is ... 0.
The third ball is ... 9.

That's it!  Six, Zero, and Nine!  If that's what your ticket says, you've won $500!


6  0  9
Results not official until certified.
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2005, 09:03:26 PM »
I won $500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2005, 06:23:21 PM »
Live From Memphis
January 7 - 5:25 PM CST
Welcome to tonight's Three Strikes Drawing!
The game is Three Strikes, where a $1 ticket could win you as much as $500!
We'd like some feedback on this question:  "Should we always draw from Memphis, or should we take the drawing on the road?"

We have here three machines with 11 balls each.
Beautiful girl turns on three machines one at a time to start the balls bouncing.  Today she's in a bikini.

The balls range from 0 to 9 with one ball being a strike.
Beautiful girl begins causing each machine to select a ball.

The first ball is ... 5.
The second ball is ... 8.
The third ball is ... X.

That's one strike, so if you selected one strike, you've won $3!


5  8  x
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2005, 10:10:13 PM »
Live From Memphis
January 8 - 9:10 PM CST
Welcome to tonight's Three Strikes Drawing!
The game is Three Strikes, where a $1 ticket could win you as much as $500!

We have here three machines with 11 balls each.
Beautiful girl turns on three machines one at a time to start the balls bouncing.  Today she's in a long conservative dress, seemingly in backlash from yesterday.

The balls range from 0 to 9 with one ball being a strike.
Beautiful girl begins causing each machine to select a ball.

The first ball is ... 1.
The second ball is ... 1.
The third ball is ... 5.

That's one, one, and five, so if that's the ticket you've bought, you've won $500!


1  1  5
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2005, 12:36:07 AM »
I won $500!!!!!!  Yippee!
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2005, 06:09:43 PM »
Live From Memphis
January 9 - 5:10 PM CST
Welcome to tonight's Three Strikes Drawing!
The game is Three Strikes, where a $1 ticket could win you as much as $500!

We have here three machines with 11 balls each.
Beautiful girl turns on three machines one at a time to start the balls bouncing. 

The balls range from 0 to 9 with one ball being a strike.
Beautiful girl begins causing each machine to select a ball.

The first ball is ... X.
The second ball is ... 4.
The third ball is ... 0.

That's one strike, so if that's what you picked, you've won $3!


X  4  0
Results not official until certified.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2005, 07:20:50 PM »
Live From Memphis
January 10 - 6:20 PM CST
Welcome to tonight's Three Strikes Drawing!
The game is Three Strikes, where a $1 ticket could win you as much as $500!

We have here three machines with 11 balls each.
Beautiful girl turns on three machines one at a time to start the balls bouncing.  Today she's totally naked, with a bit of pixelation Wink

The balls range from 0 to 9 with one ball being a strike.
Beautiful girl begins causing each machine to select a ball.  Of course few people are looking at the machine

The first ball is ... 8.
The second ball is ... 1.
The third ball is ... 8.

That's eight, one, and eight.  If that's what your ticket says, you've won $500!


8  1  8
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2005, 01:07:27 PM »
The recent nudity on this lottery show is unaceptable Harry.

I will get the Catholic League of Decency on you. :-)
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2005, 02:41:44 PM »
You are hereby fired for this, Harry!
Besides, you have to go be PB's  AG now that you've been confirmed by the Senate. Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2005, 08:15:05 PM »
oh yeah...um I had nothing to do with any nudity....um, really.  It definitely wasn't a ploy to get ratings up and make people buy tickets.  Um...yeah...It, uh, wasn't me?

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2005, 08:23:01 PM »
My opinion? get rid of the pixelization. Oh, and show it after 11:00 PM at night.

Where can I buy tickets anyway?
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