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Question: Who would you vote for?
Adolf Hitler   -12 (29.3%)
Josef Stalin   -29 (70.7%)
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« on: February 08, 2012, 07:31:29 am »
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2012, 04:16:46 pm »
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I'll pick the paranoid sociopathic mass-murderer over the paranoid sociopathic racist mass-murderer.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2012, 09:21:32 pm »
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Either would have me killed, so I'm not sure who'd be better. Stalin killed more people, but he had more time to do so as well.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2012, 04:55:53 pm »
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Hitler, Id survive because Im white, and my eyes are blue. But I would be killed for my big mouth under either of them...


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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2012, 04:58:21 pm »
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I'd be the bomb-throwing anarchist.  Put a gun to my head and you will have to pull the trigger.
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2012, 04:58:54 pm »
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I'll pick the paranoid sociopathic mass-murderer over the paranoid sociopathic racist mass-murderer.
>implying stalin didn't hate jews too.
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That has got to be one of the most retarded proposals I have read on this forum.

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2012, 06:01:39 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2012, 07:29:04 pm »
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I'd be the bomb-throwing anarchist.  Put a gun to my head and you will have to pull the trigger.
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2012, 07:57:25 pm »
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I'll pick the paranoid sociopathic mass-murderer over the paranoid sociopathic racist mass-murderer.
>implying stalin didn't hate jews too.

Not nearly as much as Hitler, that's for sure!
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2012, 08:11:53 pm »
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I'll pick the paranoid sociopathic mass-murderer over the paranoid sociopathic racist mass-murderer.
>implying stalin didn't hate jews too.

To Stalin's credit (not that it's making him sympathetic at all), he did not proceed with mass extermination out of racial reasons.

My family suffered a lot under stalinism, but I have no doubts that under Hitler, I'd never be born. We survived communism, we would never survive Nazi victory.

For these reasons, I'd take Stalin over Hitler every day.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2012, 08:20:45 pm »
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Hilter?
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2012, 11:57:33 pm »
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Stalin, he was less competent.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 01:11:24 am »
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Oh, no no no, you've got the wrong map there.  This is Stalingrad!  You'll want the Ilfracombe and Barnstable section!

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 02:20:50 am »
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     I suppose Hitler. I'd be much more likely to survive under Hitler, which is about as good a criterion as any when both choices are so hilariously bad.
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2012, 07:20:58 am »
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Stalin, he was less competent.

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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2012, 07:26:28 am »
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Did Hitler kill people for disagreeing with him ala Stalin?
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2012, 07:30:47 am »
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Did Hitler kill people for disagreeing with him ala Stalin?

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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2012, 07:41:54 am »
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Oh, no no no, you've got the wrong map there.  This is Stalingrad!  You'll want the Ilfracombe and Barnstable section!


Nice obscure Monty Python reference.
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2012, 08:02:57 am »
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I'll pick the paranoid sociopathic mass-murderer over the paranoid sociopathic racist mass-murderer.

So the fact that Stalin killed all people equally makes him less HP?

I guess that makes sense on some level.
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2012, 08:28:28 am »
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As for me, meh I don't really know.

You see, Hitler took mass murder and pretty much took it to a whole new level.  Pretty much, his concentration camps were the Ford Model T's of quick efficient ways to killing people.  Also, arguably his manner of killing, by groups, would give him a pretty impressive kill count percentage per group.

Stalin, however, was legendary in his paranoia.  He had no target group, he had no designated census demographic that he specifically targeted.  If you so much as stared at a poster of him the wrong way, that was reason enough to kill you.  Voice concern about the disappeared people lately?  Too bad Jack, oh wait I mean............did you guys hear anything?  Sometimes somebody, and again that's anybody, probably could do nothing and still end up being "disappeared".

I guess I would have to know what Hitler thought of redheaded people before I can make a for sure pick between these two.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2012, 08:54:11 am »
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Obviously, the key to make a choice between the two (perhaps the worst choice ever) is under which regime one would have better chances to survive.
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2012, 10:09:08 am »
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Stalin, he was less competent.

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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2012, 02:40:14 pm »
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Hilter?
Satlin was still the better guy.
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I may conceivably reconsider.

Knowing me it's more likely than not.
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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2012, 03:12:15 pm »
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Stalin *vomits*
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2012, 06:21:24 pm »
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Does no one remember Mr Hilter of the National Bolshlist Party running in the North Minehead bye-election?  He used to hang out at the Axis Cafe with Beinrich Bimmler and that nice Mr. McGoering from Scotland? As I recall, his platform was that Poland is historically a part of Minehead.

Hilter seems a reasonable enough chap.
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