Department of Federal Elections: Homelycooking, SoFE

[homelycooking]

It's a percentage.

[Comrade Shmoo]

Ah. Thanks.

[Senator Napoleon]

Why isn't my Senate vote being counted?

[oakvale]

Why isn't my Senate vote being counted?

Because you weren't a Northeast citizen but cast a vote for Northeast Senator, I'm assuming.

[homelycooking]

Why isn't my Senate vote being counted?

You became a Mideast citizen on June 21:

Napoleon
Liberal Party
Wisconsin

and you voted for Northeast Senate on June 24.

[Senator Napoleon]

I was following what the Constitution says, even though I find its a silly rule.

[homelycooking]

I was following what the Constitution says, even though I find its a silly rule.

Article 5, section 2, subsection 3? You're right, it's an awful rule. But your vote should be counted in the Northeast election anyway.

Makes me wonder what other election rules I don't know about...

[Big Wiggly Style]

Wow, 65% turnout? That's great!

[homelycooking]

OFFICIAL RESULTS

PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT

FIRST BALLOT

NAPOLEON and KALWEJT 35 (Keystone Phil, Scott, Nathan, Averroes Nix, Adam Griffin, smoltchanov, Dallasfan, Kalwejt, tmthforu, NVGonzalez, Seatown, Miles, morgieb, NVTownsend, Alfred F. Jones, opebo, Fritz, Hans, Tender Branson, nclib, Badger, LiberalJunkie, Mondale, Rooney, Winfield, sbane, RodPresident, Napoleon, AndrewCT, Redalgo, Seattle, Frodo, EarlAW, MaxQue, shua)

CLARENCE and YELNOC 28 (Clarence, Smid, Jbrase, Hagrid, Franzl, realistic, Cathcon, Supersonic, RogueBeaver, NHI, MasterSanders, 20RP12, Simfan, Mechaman, Yelnoc, angus, dead0man, cinyc, Inks, True Con, Torie, A-Bob, PiT, NiK, Jerseyrules, JCL, ZuWo, TJ in Cleve)

OAKVALE and CINCINNATUS 15 (Oakvale, Hashemite, afleitch, Happy Warrior, polnut, Fuzzy, Prog. Realist, Gustaf, benconstine, ID Blue Dog Dem, Homely, Snowstalker, Hawkeye, sjoycefla, Bacon King)

YOUNG TWEED and BGWAH 13 (ilikeverin, wormyguy, bgwah, Eraserhead, Tweed, bore, BRTD, Pyrofox, belgian, Antonio V, Ebowed, Lief, Seatown)

DUKE and CINCINNATUS (write-in) 3 (Duke, Cincinnatus, NCYankee)

INVALID 1 (Peeperkorn)

SECOND BALLOT: Redistribution of Duke and Cincinnatus write-in votes

NAPOLEON and KALWEJT 35 (Keystone Phil, Scott, Nathan, Averroes Nix, Adam Griffin, smoltchanov, Dallasfan, Kalwejt, tmthforu, NVGonzalez, Seatown, Miles, morgieb, NVTownsend, Alfred F. Jones, opebo, Fritz, Hans, Tender Branson, nclib, Badger, LiberalJunkie, Mondale, Rooney, Winfield, sbane, RodPresident, Napoleon, AndrewCT, Redalgo, Seattle, Frodo, EarlAW, MaxQue, shua)

CLARENCE and YELNOC 30 (Clarence, Smid, Jbrase, Hagrid, Franzl, realistic, Cathcon, Supersonic, RogueBeaver, NHI, MasterSanders, 20RP12, Simfan, Mechaman, Yelnoc, angus, dead0man, cinyc, Inks, True Con, Torie, A-Bob, PiT, NiK, Jerseyrules, JCL, ZuWo, Duke, NCYankee, TJ in Cleve)

OAKVALE and CINCINNATUS 16 (Oakvale, Hashemite, afleitch, Happy Warrior, polnut, Fuzzy, Prog. Realist, Gustaf, benconstine, ID Blue Dog Dem, Homely, Snowstalker, Hawkeye, sjoycefla, Cincinnatus, Bacon King)

YOUNG TWEED and BGWAH 13 (ilikeverin, wormyguy, bgwah, Eraserhead, Tweed, bore, BRTD, Pyrofox, belgian, Antonio V, Ebowed, Lief, Seatown)

DUKE and CINCINNATUS (write-in) 3 (Duke, Cincinnatus, NCYankee)

INVALID 1 (Peeperkorn)

THIRD BALLOT: Redistribution of Tweed and Bgwah votes

NAPOLEON and KALWEJT 43 (Scott, Nathan, Averroes Nix, Adam Griffin, smoltchanov, Dallasfan, Kalwejt, tmthforu, NVGonzalez, Seatown, Miles, morgieb, NVTownsend, Alfred F. Jones, opebo, Fritz, Hans, Tender Branson, nclib, Badger, LiberalJunkie, Mondale, Rooney, Winfield, sbane, RodPresident, Napoleon, AndrewCT, Redalgo, Seattle, Frodo, EarlAW, MaxQue, shua, bgwah, Eraserhead, BRTD, Bore, belgian, Antonio V, Pyrofox, Lief, Keystone Phil)

CLARENCE and YELNOC 31 (Clarence, Smid, Jbrase, Hagrid, Franzl, realistic, Cathcon, Supersonic, RogueBeaver, NHI, MasterSanders, 20RP12, Simfan, Mechaman, Yelnoc, angus, dead0man, cinyc, Inks, True Con, Torie, A-Bob, PiT, NiK, Jerseyrules, JCL, ZuWo, Duke, NCYankee, wormyguy, TJ in Cleve)

OAKVALE and CINCINNATUS 19 (Oakvale, Hashemite, afleitch, Happy Warrior, polnut, Fuzzy, Prog. Realist, Gustaf, benconstine, ID Blue Dog Dem, Homely, Snowstalker, Hawkeye, sjoycefla, Cincinnatus, ilikeverin, Seatown, Ebowed, Bacon King)

YOUNG TWEED and BGWAH 13 (ilikeverin, wormyguy, bgwah, Eraserhead, Tweed, bore, BRTD, Pyrofox, belgian, Antonio V, Ebowed, Lief, Seatown)

EXHAUSTED 1 (Tweed)

INVALID 1 (Peeperkorn)

FOURTH BALLOT: Redistribution of Oakvale and Cincinnatus votes

NAPOLEON and KALWEJT 52 (Scott, Nathan, Averroes Nix, Adam Griffin, smoltchanov, Dallasfan, Kalwejt, tmthforu, NVGonzalez, Seatown, Miles, morgieb, NVTownsend, Alfred F. Jones, opebo, Fritz, Hans, Tender Branson, nclib, Badger, LiberalJunkie, Mondale, Rooney, Winfield, sbane, RodPresident, Napoleon, AndrewCT, Redalgo, Seattle, Frodo, EarlAW, MaxQue, shua, bgwah, Eraserhead, BRTD, Bore, belgian, Antonio V, Pyrofox, Lief, Keystone Phil, Ebowed, Seatown, ID Blue Dog Dem, Fuzzy, Polnut, HaooyWarrior, Afleitch, Oakvale, Hashemite)

CLARENCE and YELNOC 41 (Clarence, Smid, Jbrase, Hagrid, Franzl, realistic, Cathcon, Supersonic, RogueBeaver, NHI, MasterSanders, 20RP12, Simfan, Mechaman, Yelnoc, angus, dead0man, cinyc, Inks, True Con, Torie, A-Bob, PiT, NiK, Jerseyrules, JCL, ZuWo, Duke, NCYankee, wormyguy, TJ in Cleve, ilikeverin, sjoycefla, Snowstalker, Hawkeye, Homely, benconstine, Gustaf, Prog. Realist, Cincinnatus, Bacon King)

OAKVALE and CINCINNATUS 18 (Oakvale, Hashemite, afleitch, Happy Warrior, polnut, Fuzzy, Prog. Realist, Gustaf, benconstine, ID Blue Dog Dem, Homely, Snowstalker, Hawkeye, sjoycefla, Cincinnatus, ilikeverin, Seatown, Ebowed, Bacon King)

EXHAUSTED 1 (Tweed)

INVALID 1 (Peeperkorn)

NORTHEAST SENATE

SCOTT 18 (NHI, Alfred F. Jones, Dallasfan, Scott, Nathan, Smid, Averroes Nix, Snowstalker, smoltchanov, Homely, Simfan, Mondale, cinyc, Polnut, AndrewCT, Jerseyrules, Cincinnatus, Napoleon)

BELGIANSOCIALIST 8 (Pyrofox, Tweed, bore, Winfield, Eraserhead, EarlAW, Lief, Belgian)

EXHAUSTED 1 (Keystone Phil)

NO VOTE 1 (NiK)

INVALID 1 (Peeperkorn)

SOUTHEAST SENATE

NCYANKEE 16 (Supersonic, Miles, Hagrid, sjoycefla, Clarence, Adam Griffin, Jbrase, MasterSanders, Prog. Realist, Yelnoc, Mechaman, Hashemite, Duke, PiT, Bacon King, NCYankee)

MIDEAST SENATE

BENCONSTINE 13 (Opebo, Franzl, ID Blue Dog Dem, Benconstine, tmthforu, nclib, Badger, Inks, HappyWarrior, Afleitch, A-Bob, Frodo, shua)

JOHANUSCALVINUSLIBERTAS 7 (JCL, RogueBeaver, Cathcon, 20RP12, Wormyguy, True Con, ZuWo)

EXHAUSTED 1 (TJ in Cleve)

MIDWEST SENATE

REDALGO 11 (Gustaf, Marokai, Kalwejt, Hawkeye, Fritz, Hans, BRTD, dead0man, Redalgo, ilikeverin, MaxQue)

NO VOTE 3 (RodPresident, angus, Rooney)

PACIFIC SENATE

SBANE 13 (Antonio V, NVGonzalez, NVTownsend, realistic, morgieb, Seatown, Ebowed, LiberalJunkie, Fuzzy, bgwah, Oakvale, Seattle, Torie)

NO VOTE 2 (Tender Branson, sbane)

NAPOLEON is duly elected President of Atlasia.
KALWEJT is duly elected Vice President of Atlasia.
SCOTT is duly elected Senator for the Northeast Region.
NCYANKEE is duly elected Senator for the Southeast Region.
BENCONSTINE is duly elected Senator for the Mideast Region.
REDALGO is duly elected Senator for the Midwest Region.
SBANE is duly elected Senator for the Pacific Region.

There was a total turnout of 95 votes, with 1 ballot paper being rejected.

I, Homelycooking, Secretary of Federal Elections, declare the above results to be a complete and accurate summary of the votes cast.

[Big Wiggly Style]

Another great job, Homely

[Frodo]

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There was a total turnout of 95 votes, with 1 ballot paper being rejected.

Is that a record?  

[asexual trans victimologist]

I think there were 98 or 99 in that special Senate election where I tied Cincinnatus.

[Bacon King]

Not that it makes a difference to anything, but it looks like you counted my ballot incorrectly; my highest (legitimate) preference was actually Oakvale

[Senator Napoleon]

Not that it makes a difference to anything, but it looks like you counted my ballot incorrectly; my highest (legitimate) preference was actually Oakvale

[Cincinnatus]

I think there were 98 or 99 in that special Senate election where I tied Cincinnatus.

Turnout was pretty good, especially for a special election.  That campaign was definitely the most enjoyable I've experienced.

[Senator Napoleon]

The Kalwejt, Snowguy and Nathan string of victories was the pinnacle of interesting, fun, and competitive elections.

[Governor Scott]

Another great job, Homely

[Comrade Shmoo]

Another great job, Homely

[Senator Clarence]

Homely- thanks for what you do

[Emperor SJoyce]

Homely- thanks for what you do

This; things would either explode or fall apart (or both) if you left your job, so thanks for your service.

[I Can't Get That Sound You Make, Out Of My Head]

Great stuff, Homely.

[ilikeverin]

The Kalwejt, Snowguy and Nathan string of victories was the pinnacle of interesting, fun, and competitive elections.

lollllllllll youngins.

[Jayhawker]

The Kalwejt, Snowguy and Nathan string of victories was the pinnacle of interesting, fun, and competitive elections.

lollllllllll youngins.

I can think of many more dramatic as well, especially Lief-Pit, June '09.

[Senator Napoleon]

I only cast judgment on that which I know.

[homelycooking]

Oh, great. I am in the enviable position of having to defend my office against a frivolous lawsuit brought by a scheming usurper with no respect for democracy. Honestly, I think I've already lost - the Supreme Court granted cert for this charade. If they thought that this case merited hearings before the court, then I can't stop them from ruling in Tweed's favor.

Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?