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« Reply #300 on: June 26, 2012, 06:54:05 pm »
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Would you like some calvados, homely?

Leave the ----ing bottle.
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Quote from: New York Times, September 15, 1960
Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #301 on: June 26, 2012, 07:34:17 pm »
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Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?

I don't have whiskey, but I have some pills that make you see colours that haven't even been invented yet.

Dude, that is trippy as fuck.  I know a guy who was talking about cooking some LSD and some other shit, but I don't think he actually did it.  That shit is hard to find nowadays.

I used to have a pill addiction, but not anymore. I've never done any illegal drugs. I've smoked cigarettes, but I guess that's not illegal because, as far as I know, it's only illegal to sell tobacco products to minors.
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« Reply #302 on: June 26, 2012, 07:37:38 pm »
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Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?

I don't have whiskey, but I have some pills that make you see colours that haven't even been invented yet.

Dude, that is trippy as fuck.  I know a guy who was talking about cooking some LSD and some other shit, but I don't think he actually did it.  That shit is hard to find nowadays.

I used to have a pill addiction, but not anymore. I've never done any illegal drugs. I've smoked cigarettes, but I guess that's not illegal because, as far as I know, it's only illegal to sell tobacco products to minors.
Good, because pills are awful.  As is smoking tobacco.  If you're going to smoke something, you ought to at least get high.
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« Reply #303 on: June 27, 2012, 06:45:41 pm »
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My apologies.
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« Reply #304 on: June 27, 2012, 06:49:55 pm »
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I still haven't seen an answer to this, of course I didn't check page 20 but I doubt it is in there. Tongue

HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y U got me listed on Indy on the ballot?
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« Reply #305 on: June 27, 2012, 07:06:15 pm »
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I still haven't seen an answer to this, of course I didn't check page 20 but I doubt it is in there. Tongue

HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y U got me listed on Indy on the ballot?

I apologize for the oversight, but at least you can take heart in the fact that it didn't hurt your electoral chances this past weekend. Remind me, what percentage of the vote did you get? Grin
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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #306 on: June 27, 2012, 07:33:25 pm »
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I still haven't seen an answer to this, of course I didn't check page 20 but I doubt it is in there. Tongue

HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y U got me listed on Indy on the ballot?

I apologize for the oversight, but at least you can take heart in the fact that it didn't hurt your electoral chances this past weekend. Remind me, what percentage of the vote did you get? Grin

I believe it was 1961-Haitian-presidential-referendum-type percentages Tongue 1,320,748 in favor, 0 opposed.
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« Reply #307 on: June 28, 2012, 09:15:21 am »
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The battle is joined.
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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #308 on: June 28, 2012, 09:33:32 am »
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Chief Justice Ebowed's remarks lead me to believe that the Court will rule in your favor.

Keep calm and carry on!
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« Reply #309 on: June 30, 2012, 11:06:26 am »
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The rightful winner had better be picked by the court. Governor Napoleon was chosen by the voters. This should not be an issue.
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« Reply #310 on: July 04, 2012, 08:11:37 am »
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The Supreme Court has rendered its decision.

Ah, it's nice to have that little charade over with.
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Quote from: New York Times, September 15, 1960
Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #311 on: July 04, 2012, 09:51:48 am »
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Yay! Now we can have confetti.

*throws confetti*.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #312 on: July 06, 2012, 12:24:46 pm »
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Don't know where else to say this...

Back in January, we passed an amendment lowering registration requirements to 18 posts and 7 days. I'd like to add it, but one of the few things I don't know on the Wiki is how to add an amendment as a tab on the bottom.

If someone experienced could include this amendment in our Constitution, it'd be great! Smiley
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« Reply #313 on: July 24, 2012, 09:59:15 am »
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The Secretary of Federal Elections will be on vacation from Saturday, July 28, 2012 until Saturday, August 18, 2012. He will have no access to the Internet at any time between those two dates.
However, he will, of course, be available to administer the August 2012 Federal Election beginning on Friday, August 24, 2012.
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Quote from: New York Times, September 15, 1960
Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #314 on: August 12, 2012, 07:15:48 am »
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I declare that the Whig Party primary shall be held on 9 September, 2012. Shall I have the right to have the primary, as the Whig Party is an official major party of Atlasia, posted on the elections board, and reviewed by the SoFE?
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We don't know how many cars this family has, only that they consume 1/4 of a $60k car per year.

Bushie, this is not 'Nam, this is religion. There are rules.

The republicanism in this thread is disgusting.
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« Reply #315 on: August 18, 2012, 09:48:02 pm »
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A current list of Senate candidates currently eligible to be placed on the ballot:

Seatown (Labor) (I)
Clarence (Whig) (I)
AndrewPA (Ind.) (I)

Snowstalker (Labor)
Marokai Blue (Labor)
Bacon King (Liberal)
NVTownsend (Liberal)
Franzl (Liberal)
20RP12 (Whig)
Hagridofthedeep (Whig)
sjoycefla (Imp. Bloc)
Hashemite (Mustafina National Movement)
Xahar (Mustafina National Movement)

Well, shit.
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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #316 on: August 18, 2012, 09:53:54 pm »
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I declare that the Whig Party primary shall be held on 9 September, 2012. Shall I have the right to have the primary, as the Whig Party is an official major party of Atlasia, posted on the elections board, and reviewed by the SoFE?

I don't think you have that right, unless there's some statute I'm overlooking. I'd prefer that you not post it on the elections board (I think it should be reserved for official, nonpartisan government business). I'd be happy to count the election for you, but I will not do it in an official capacity.
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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #317 on: August 19, 2012, 12:06:23 am »
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I declare that the Whig Party primary shall be held on 9 September, 2012. Shall I have the right to have the primary, as the Whig Party is an official major party of Atlasia, posted on the elections board, and reviewed by the SoFE?

I don't think you have that right, unless there's some statute I'm overlooking. I'd prefer that you not post it on the elections board (I think it should be reserved for official, nonpartisan government business). I'd be happy to count the election for you, but I will not do it in an official capacity.
FWIW, the last primary I recall was a Democratic Alliance primary for the Mideast Senate seat, and it was held on the elections board.
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« Reply #318 on: August 19, 2012, 08:25:03 am »
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FWIW, the last primary I recall was a Democratic Alliance primary for the Mideast Senate seat, and it was held on the elections board.

This was before my time, I think? Anyway, if there's a statute permitting this, or if the Senate wants to pass a new law, fine. But otherwise I would ask Simfan not to hold his primary there - though I won't stop him if he insists on it anyway. I have a preference, but it's really not that important to me.
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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #319 on: August 19, 2012, 10:31:32 am »
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Hell yeah this election is gonna be way awesome
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« Reply #320 on: August 19, 2012, 11:20:00 am »
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Hell yeah this election is gonna be way awesome

I told you things would be more fun. Wink
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Yeah, after four years of being a non-disruptive poster on the forum, never considered a troublemaker, even someone who was liked well enough to be elected Atlasian President, Napoleon should be allowed to stay.


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« Reply #321 on: August 20, 2012, 08:41:00 pm »
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Andrew, SJoyce, and Marokai have each won endorsements from the Liberal Party.
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« Reply #322 on: August 22, 2012, 08:51:58 pm »
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REPUBLIC OF ATLASIA - In Dave We Trust
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Place the numbers 1, 2, etc. in the space provided beside the candidates who you wish to vote for to designate your order of preference for these candidates.  If any other mark or attempt to order the candidates is made, the Department of Forum Affairs will make every effort to deduce voter intent from the content of the ballot, but the warning must be issued that failure to follow the above instructions may result in the invalidation of your ballot in the event of an inability to discern voter intent.  You are an eligible voter in general if you were registered to vote on or before the proper date, and if you made 15 posts in any location within the Atlas Forum in the 8 weeks prior to the commencement of the regular election. In other words, if your name appears on the Census list, you can presume you are eligible.  

In the event that you do not support any listed candidate or that you support one or many candidates that are not listed in addition to those that are, you may write in other candidates and include them in your list of preferences.  Space is provided for one such write-in, but as many can be listed as you wish.  In the event that you do not support any listed candidate, and do not wish to write in any candidate, you may place an X or a 1 beside "None of the above", and only beside "None of the above".  In the event that an X or a 1 appears beside "None of the above" on a ballot, all other marks or numbers will be ignored.  It is not permissible under current election law to vote for both "None of the above" and other candidates.

Note that voting begins at midnight and ends in exactly 72 hours.

Names of candidates follow in alphabetical order.



AT-LARGE SENATE


[  ] AndrewPA of Pennsylvania
Independent



[  ] Bacon King of Georgia
Liberal Party



[  ] Clarence of Florida
Whig Party



[  ] Franzl of Illinois
Liberal Party



[  ] HagridoftheDeep of South Carolina
Whig Party



[  ] Hashemite of Florida
National Movement "Aliya Mustafina"



[  ] Marokai Blue of Iowa
Labor Party



[  ] NVTownsend of Nevada
Liberal Party



[  ] Seatown of Washington
Labor Party



[  ] SJoyceFla of Florida
Imperial Bloc



[  ] Snowstalker of West Virginia
Labor Party



[  ] Xahar of California
National Movement "Aliya Mustafina"



[  ] Write-in:______________________________



[  ] None of the above [/quote]

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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #323 on: August 22, 2012, 08:54:06 pm »
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Aw, endorsements aren't included on the ballot this time? Sad
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« Reply #324 on: August 22, 2012, 09:03:29 pm »
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Could I get mine as "SJoyceFla"? It seems a bit more professional.
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