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« Reply #100 on: March 31, 2012, 08:01:57 pm »
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Is he even eligible?

Are you saying he's not a legitimate human being? His lawyer will be calling your lawyer on the grounds that this is hate speech.

We're saying he was born in Kenya.
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« Reply #101 on: March 31, 2012, 08:12:19 pm »
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Nutterbutter, who is the internally-conjoined twin of SoIA 20RP12, has stated that he has no intention of actually campaigning, but believes Atlasia will choose him simply because he is "the fanciest and most British candidate there is."


This seems suspicious. Show us the birth certificate!
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« Reply #102 on: March 31, 2012, 08:13:34 pm »
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We're saying he was born in Kenya.

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He was born in England.
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« Reply #103 on: April 01, 2012, 08:12:00 am »
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The previously scheduled special election for the Midwest Senate seat is cancelled. It will be up to that region's officials to appoint a replacement to Marokai Blue.

The special elections to fill the vacancies left by Oakvale and Junkie will proceed as planned, starting Friday April 6.
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« Reply #104 on: April 05, 2012, 07:16:27 am »
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The candidates in tomorrow's elections will be as follows:

Alfred F. Jones (Labor-NY)
Pingvin (Whig-TX)
Snowstalker (Labor-PA)
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« Reply #105 on: April 05, 2012, 07:58:39 pm »
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The candidates in tomorrow's elections will be as follows:

Alfred F. Jones (Labor-NY)
Pingvin (Whig-TX)

Snowstalker has informed me that he will seek election in two weeks when the regular election occurs. The other two candidates will be placed on the ballot.
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« Reply #106 on: April 05, 2012, 09:07:18 pm »
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We could be sworn in now, technically. There are two candidates and two seats, so both of us are running unopposed.
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« Reply #107 on: April 05, 2012, 09:42:30 pm »
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We could be sworn in now, technically. There are two candidates and two seats, so both of us are running unopposed.

You (or Pingvin) could be defeated by a write in candidate.
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« Reply #108 on: April 05, 2012, 09:48:44 pm »
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Please look over the ballot and notify me as soon as possible of any mistakes. Thanks

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REPUBLIC OF ATLASIA - In Dave We Trust
Preliminary Ballot

This election is held in accordance with Article V of the Constitution and with the Consolidated Electoral System Reform Act.  The regular election begins at 23:59 EDT, Friday, April 6, and ends at 23:59 EDT, Sunday, April 8.

DO NOT EDIT OR DELETE THE POST CONTAINING YOUR BALLOT IN ANY WAY AFTER 20 MINUTES OF ITS BEING POSTED OR YOUR VOTE WILL BE INVALIDATED

The act of campaigning within the election booth is strictly forbidden and will render void any votes made by those who campaign. The act of campaigning is considered to include, but is not limited to, strong attempts to compel others either to vote or not to vote for one or multiple candidates, or other related activities that could reasonably be construed as a direct attempt to influence how future voters cast their ballots. In other words, this is not a discussion thread. In short, the department will be taking a liberal interpreation of this, so Keep posts to votes only.

Place the numbers 1, 2, etc. in the space provided beside the candidates who you wish to vote for to designate your order of preference for these candidates.  If any other mark or attempt to order the candidates is made, the Department of Forum Affairs will make every effort to deduce voter intent from the content of the ballot, but the warning must be issued that failure to follow the above instructions may result in the invalidation of your ballot in the event of an inability to discern voter intent.  You are an eligible voter in general if you were registered to vote on or before the proper date, and if you made 15 posts in any location within the Atlas Forum in the 8 weeks prior to the commencement of the regular election. In other words, if your name appears on the Census list, you can presume you are eligible.  

In the event that you do not support any listed candidate or that you support one or many candidates that are not listed in addition to those that are, you may write in other candidates and include them in your list of preferences.  Space is provided for one such write-in, but as many can be listed as you wish.  In the event that you do not support any listed candidate, and do not wish to write in any candidate, you may place an X or a 1 beside "None of the above", and only beside "None of the above".  In the event that an X or a 1 appears beside "None of the above" on a ballot, all other marks or numbers will be ignored.  It is not permissible under current election law to vote for both "None of the above" and other candidates.

Note that voting begins at midnight and ends in exactly 72 hours.

Names of candidates follow in alphabetical order.



AT-LARGE SENATE (2 vacancies to fill)


[  ] Alfred F. Jones of New York
Labor Party



[  ] Pingvin of Texas
Whig Party



[  ] Write-in:______________________________



[  ] None of the above

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« Reply #109 on: April 05, 2012, 11:00:58 pm »
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The polls are now open.

Also, get a look at the time at which I posted the voting booth topic. Wink
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« Reply #110 on: April 06, 2012, 10:42:42 am »
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Are there any declared candidates for Midwest Senator for the regular election?
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« Reply #111 on: April 06, 2012, 11:04:41 am »
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Are there any declared candidates for Midwest Senator for the regular election?

The June regular election? It's still two and a half months away, so there aren't.
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« Reply #112 on: April 06, 2012, 11:51:34 am »
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Are there any declared candidates for Midwest Senator for the regular election?

The June regular election? It's still two and a half months away, so there aren't.

Oh.  I was under the impression that there was an April election.  Carry on.
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« Reply #113 on: April 08, 2012, 01:21:47 pm »
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Why does it seem that people only give half a s**t about this game when we have elections?  I find that disappointing. :/
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« Reply #114 on: April 08, 2012, 11:01:53 pm »
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OFFICIAL RESULTS

AT-LARGE SENATE - Seats vacated by Junkie and Oakvale

QUOTA: 16

FIRST BALLOT

ALFRED F. JONES 16 (Scott, Seatown, Antonio V, Alfred F. Jones, Hawkeye, sbane, Jackson, Snowstalker, Frodo, Nathan, BRTD, Xahar, Thomas D, Hashemite, benconstine, Marokai) ELECTED

PINGVIN 13 (tmthforu, Pingvin, ZuWo, A-Bob, Cathcon, 20RP12, Clarence, MasterSanders, NCYankee, PiT, JCL, Republitarian, TJ in Cleve)
SEATOWN (write-in) 5 (Fuzzy, Lewis, Averroes Nix, Fritz, Polnut)
WORMYGUY (write-in) 4 (Wormyguy, Jbrase, Shua, Dallasfan)
BOSS TWEED (write-in) 3 (Boss Tweed, Ebowed, bgwah)
ANDREWPA (write-in) 2 (AndrewPA, Napoleon)
ZUWO (write-in) 1 (Yelnoc)
YELNOC (write-in) 1 (Cincinnatus)


NONE OF THE ABOVE 2 (Homely, Sanchez)

SECOND BALLOT: Redistribution of Yelnoc, ZuWo, AndrewPA, Boss Tweed and wormyguy write-in votes

PINGVIN 19 (tmthforu, Pingvin, ZuWo, A-Bob, Cathcon, 20RP12, Clarence, MasterSanders, NCYankee, PiT, JCL, Republitarian, TJ in Cleve, Napoleon, Ebowed, Wormyguy, Jbrase, Shua, Dallasfan) ELECTED

SEATOWN (write-in) 6 (Fuzzy, Lewis, Averroes Nix, Fritz, Polnut, bgwah)

EXHAUSTED 4 (Boss Tweed, Yelnoc, AndrewCT, Cincinnatus)
NONE OF THE ABOVE 2 (Homely, Sanchez)

ALFRED F. JONES and PINGVIN are duly elected At-large Senators.

There was a total turnout of 47 votes, with 0 ballot papers being rejected.

I, Homelycooking, Secretary of Federal Elections, declare the above results to be a complete and accurate summary of the votes cast.

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« Reply #115 on: April 08, 2012, 11:08:18 pm »
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Do I swear in now?
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« Reply #116 on: April 09, 2012, 11:11:47 am »
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47 votes? Goodness!
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« Reply #117 on: April 09, 2012, 11:20:05 am »
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34% turnout, the lowest I have ever encountered.
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« Reply #118 on: April 09, 2012, 03:11:50 pm »
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I got more votes in my failed presidential run in October than total votes this time! How sad.
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« Reply #119 on: April 09, 2012, 03:25:13 pm »
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I have a feeling no GOTV was conducted.  Let's just all go to sleep until fall.
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« Reply #120 on: April 09, 2012, 03:58:00 pm »
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Those who were just elected have to run again in two weeks.
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« Reply #121 on: April 09, 2012, 05:22:06 pm »
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I have a feeling no GOTV was conducted. 

I voted purely because of Jones' signature image.
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« Reply #122 on: April 09, 2012, 05:51:33 pm »
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I have a feeling no GOTV was conducted. 

I voted purely because of Jones' signature image.
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What's the shortest length for a Senate career in history?
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« Reply #123 on: April 09, 2012, 06:11:44 pm »
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I have a feeling no GOTV was conducted.

I voted purely because of Jones' signature image.
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What's the shortest length for a Senate career in history?

Homley was elected and left the forum like a day afterwards. I guess that is the shortest I can think of off the top of my head. Tongue

Are you thinking of resigning?
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« Reply #124 on: April 09, 2012, 06:15:48 pm »
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I have a feeling no GOTV was conducted.

I voted purely because of Jones' signature image.
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What's the shortest length for a Senate career in history?

Homley was elected and left the forum like a day afterwards. I guess that is the shortest I can think of off the top of my head. Tongue

Are you thinking of resigning?
Hell no! I'm just wondering in case I get defeated.
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Alfred is the Atlasian equivalent of a malevolent deity.

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