Department of Federal Elections: Homelycooking, SoFE

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?

I don't have whiskey, but I have some pills that make you see colours that haven't even been invented yet.

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

Do your best and have confidence in our democracy, Homely. Best of luck.

[asexual trans victimologist]

Would you like some calvados, homely?

[Yelnoc]

Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?

I don't have whiskey, but I have some pills that make you see colours that haven't even been invented yet.

Dude, that is trippy as fuck.  I know a guy who was talking about cooking some LSD and some other shit, but I don't think he actually did it.  That shit is hard to find nowadays.

[homelycooking]

Would you like some calvados, homely?

Leave the ----ing bottle.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?

I don't have whiskey, but I have some pills that make you see colours that haven't even been invented yet.

Dude, that is trippy as fuck.  I know a guy who was talking about cooking some LSD and some other shit, but I don't think he actually did it.  That shit is hard to find nowadays.

I used to have a pill addiction, but not anymore. I've never done any illegal drugs. I've smoked cigarettes, but I guess that's not illegal because, as far as I know, it's only illegal to sell tobacco products to minors.

[Yelnoc]

Does anyone have a case of whiskey I could "borrow" for the week while the case drags on?

I don't have whiskey, but I have some pills that make you see colours that haven't even been invented yet.

Dude, that is trippy as fuck.  I know a guy who was talking about cooking some LSD and some other shit, but I don't think he actually did it.  That shit is hard to find nowadays.

I used to have a pill addiction, but not anymore. I've never done any illegal drugs. I've smoked cigarettes, but I guess that's not illegal because, as far as I know, it's only illegal to sell tobacco products to minors.

Good, because pills are awful.  As is smoking tobacco.  If you're going to smoke something, you ought to at least get high.

[Mynheer Peeperkorn von Thurn und Taxis-Hohenlohe]

http://uselectionatlas.org/AFEWIKI/index.php/Consolidated_Electoral_System_Reform_Act#Section_14:_Federal_Activity_Requirements

Section 14

My apologies.

[Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I still haven't seen an answer to this, of course I didn't check page 20 but I doubt it is in there.

HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y U got me listed on Indy on the ballot?

[homelycooking]

I still haven't seen an answer to this, of course I didn't check page 20 but I doubt it is in there.

HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y U got me listed on Indy on the ballot?

I apologize for the oversight, but at least you can take heart in the fact that it didn't hurt your electoral chances this past weekend. Remind me, what percentage of the vote did you get?

[Emperor SJoyce]

I still haven't seen an answer to this, of course I didn't check page 20 but I doubt it is in there.

HOMELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y U got me listed on Indy on the ballot?

I apologize for the oversight, but at least you can take heart in the fact that it didn't hurt your electoral chances this past weekend. Remind me, what percentage of the vote did you get?

I believe it was 1961-Haitian-presidential-referendum-type percentages 1,320,748 in favor, 0 opposed.

[homelycooking]

The battle is joined.

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

Chief Justice Ebowed's remarks lead me to believe that the Court will rule in your favor.

Keep calm and carry on!

[Senator Snowstalker]

The rightful winner had better be picked by the court. Governor Napoleon was chosen by the voters. This should not be an issue.

[homelycooking]

The Supreme Court has rendered its decision.

Ah, it's nice to have that little charade over with.

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

Yay! Now we can have confetti.

*throws confetti*.

[Jayhawker]

Don't know where else to say this...

Back in January, we passed an amendment lowering registration requirements to 18 posts and 7 days. I'd like to add it, but one of the few things I don't know on the Wiki is how to add an amendment as a tab on the bottom.

If someone experienced could include this amendment in our Constitution, it'd be great!

[homelycooking]

The Secretary of Federal Elections will be on vacation from Saturday, July 28, 2012 until Saturday, August 18, 2012. He will have no access to the Internet at any time between those two dates.
However, he will, of course, be available to administer the August 2012 Federal Election beginning on Friday, August 24, 2012.

[Simfan34]

I declare that the Whig Party primary shall be held on 9 September, 2012. Shall I have the right to have the primary, as the Whig Party is an official major party of Atlasia, posted on the elections board, and reviewed by the SoFE?

[homelycooking]

A current list of Senate candidates currently eligible to be placed on the ballot:

Seatown (Labor) (I)
Clarence (Whig) (I)
AndrewPA (Ind.) (I)

Snowstalker (Labor)
Marokai Blue (Labor)
Bacon King (Liberal)
NVTownsend (Liberal)
Franzl (Liberal)
20RP12 (Whig)
Hagridofthedeep (Whig)
sjoycefla (Imp. Bloc)
Hashemite (Mustafina National Movement)
Xahar (Mustafina National Movement)

Well, shit.

[homelycooking]

I declare that the Whig Party primary shall be held on 9 September, 2012. Shall I have the right to have the primary, as the Whig Party is an official major party of Atlasia, posted on the elections board, and reviewed by the SoFE?

I don't think you have that right, unless there's some statute I'm overlooking. I'd prefer that you not post it on the elections board (I think it should be reserved for official, nonpartisan government business). I'd be happy to count the election for you, but I will not do it in an official capacity.

[Jayhawker]

I declare that the Whig Party primary shall be held on 9 September, 2012. Shall I have the right to have the primary, as the Whig Party is an official major party of Atlasia, posted on the elections board, and reviewed by the SoFE?

I don't think you have that right, unless there's some statute I'm overlooking. I'd prefer that you not post it on the elections board (I think it should be reserved for official, nonpartisan government business). I'd be happy to count the election for you, but I will not do it in an official capacity.

FWIW, the last primary I recall was a Democratic Alliance primary for the Mideast Senate seat, and it was held on the elections board.

[homelycooking]

FWIW, the last primary I recall was a Democratic Alliance primary for the Mideast Senate seat, and it was held on the elections board.

This was before my time, I think? Anyway, if there's a statute permitting this, or if the Senate wants to pass a new law, fine. But otherwise I would ask Simfan not to hold his primary there - though I won't stop him if he insists on it anyway. I have a preference, but it's really not that important to me.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

Hell yeah this election is gonna be way awesome

[Senator Napoleon]

Hell yeah this election is gonna be way awesome

I told you things would be more fun.