2012 Candidate Selector: Very accurate.

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Obama 78.2
Paul 41.6
Grinch 39.1

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I had to pick "none of these suicide methods, importance high" on, like, a third of these sick jokes of answer options.

Yeah, the choices were terrible. Where was the normal "gay marriage is a human right which nobody should be concerned about" option? Or where was the "oil sucks period" answer? I didn't pick NOTA, but I should have.