Mitt Romney loves cars, lakes, and trees.

[tpfkaw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHaMqHh5NZ4

[Joe Republic]

"AND HOW 'BOUT THEM LIONS?"

[Middle-aged Europe]

But not Japanese cars...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

What a brilliant sense of humor.

[I'm JewCon in name only.]

I can already see how badly we are going to get crushed in november...

[Likely Voter]

The Mittbot has recieved an upgrade for its PatriotPlatitude^TM software with the new LocalPander2012^TM module. It uses GPS!

I look forward to seeing the Mittbot visit Socal

"I love the beach. I love movies. I love.Bradgelina. "

[All Along The Watchtower]

He's such a square.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Awkward Mitt is awkward.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Should be used by the Romney campaign in Michigan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8mQhxhE_Q

[Stranger in a strange land]

...and you guys say Obama speaks in nothing but platitudes!?!?

[Torie]

Mittens' intonations really did not convey "the love."  It seemed more like complementing some lady on how pretty she looks, when she  in fact borders on being in the paper bagger category. So you just do it, to be polite. Michigan's lakes don't impress me by the way. That is what happens when your topography is basically a pancake. And when I lived in Michigan, I drove a Volvo.  

[Lief 🗽]

"Agriculture is important. Our rivers are full of fish. You cannot have freedom without liberty. Our future lies ahead." - Thomas Dewey Mitt Romney

[Sbane]

Mittens' intonations really did not convey "the love."  It seemed more like complementing some lady on how pretty she looks, when she  in fact borders on being in the paper bagger category. So you just do it, to be polite. Michigan's lakes don't impress me by the way. That is what happens when your topography is basically a pancake. And when I lived in Michigan, I drove a Volvo. 

Mittens is going to lose the nomination. Deal with it!

[Yank2133]

The Mittbot is like a Dell, no matter how many times you try to fix it, it still sucks.

GOP need to find themselves a Mac.........

[Politico]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

[Torie]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

I thought chicks liked bad boys.

[Yank2133]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

Girls like geeks who have some charm to them......Mitt doesn't have that.

[Хahar 🤔]

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among people with bad taste. People with bad taste dig flat, one-dimensional characters. People with bad taste will dig Romney's flatness.

I can see where you're going with this, actually.

[King]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

I thought chicks liked bad boys.

Mitt Romney once ate an entire dinner... with a salad fork.

[courts]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

I thought chicks liked bad boys.

Mitt Romney once ate an entire dinner... with a salad fork.

I heard he went "commando" too. You know, no magic underwear.

[I'm JewCon in name only.]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

You can spin ANYTHING in Romney's "favor", can't you?

[bgwah]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

Post of the year!

[Simfan34]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

I thought chicks liked bad boys.

Mitt Romney once ate an entire dinner... with a salad fork.

He should rot in hell.

[Earthling]

Nah, the Mormons will save him again after he is dead. They have done that with others.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Mitt is really a geek. So what? He's still a good guy with a big heart and a big brain.

That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

What chicks dig are people who are presented as geeks by television writers and executives despite being more or less conventionally attractive and either not having personalities that exist in large numbers in reality or being explicitly coded as in need of 'fixing' by a 'normal' girl.

When chicks start digging shows in which all the male characters are nebbishy Bartleby the Scrivener types and all the girls are interested in what Sarah Coakley has to say about Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite, then get back to me.