Tweed for President 06/12 campaign HQ

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Might an ambassadorship be in order should I join you in your campaign?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

I've always pronounced it "Ay-Vee-Or-Ose Nix"

Phil is close. I pronounce it "Ave-air-oh-ez."

That's pretty much how I pronounce it. Where'd'ja get that name anyway?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Might an ambassadorship be in order should I join you in your campaign?

that is setting the bar quite low.  if I were you, I would have began by asking for a high level cabinet position.  but, to each their own.  my answer to you: absolutely!

Fine. If it's open I'd take Secretary of External Affairs. That's my ambition as a participant in Tweedish patronage.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Okay so I just got to about the 5:30 point of the video and I am crying. Because you're absolutely right. AF is really the only place I've ever felt welcome and it kinda saved my life.

as President I will nationalize counseling & psychological services and they will be free at the point of use for all, except the rich.

Why not for the rich? They should be required to attend counseling since being rich is a symptom of an underlying mental illness.

God, I hope these people are sarcastic.