The 1%: Torie
Latte Liberal: Jfern
Neoconservative: Naso
Tea Partier: Azmagic
Uncle Tom: Who cares? We all love us some Aunt Jemima on Atlas.
Moderate Hero: Polnut
Limousine Liberal: Napoleon
Hipster: I'm not qualified to say
Elitist Academic: Gustaf
The 99%: Most of us here.
White Working Class:
Country club Republican: Duke
Swing voter: Patrick maybe
Christian Conservative: Nobody lives up to that ideal... though TJ is closest (despite his being a dirty pope worshiper
)
South Park Republican: Dallasfan perhaps.