create movie title and tagline for forum member of choice

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Target Member:  Keystone Phil

Movie Title: The Santorum Project

Tagline:  "Keystone Phil's high school obsession has gotten a little out of hand. He just built a Santorum bomb and shoved it up his rectum. Now he has less than 72 hours to make sure it doesn't work."

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Target Member: Rochambeau

Movie Title: My Life

Tagline: "So I'm a California Democrat and I like boys and I HATE THE MIKADO!111ONE!1!!!"

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Target Member:  Keystone Phil

Movie Title: The Santorum Project

Tagline:  "Keystone Phil's high school obsession has gotten a little out of hand. He just built a Santorum bomb and shoved it up his rectum. Now he has less than 72 hours to make sure it doesn't work."

I smell an infraction coming up. :/

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Target Member:  Keystone Phil

Movie Title: The Santorum Project

Tagline:  "Keystone Phil's high school obsession has gotten a little out of hand. He just built a Santorum bomb and shoved it up his rectum. Now he has less than 72 hours to make sure it doesn't work."

I smell an infraction coming up. :/

You smell nothing but yourself.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

BRTD

Title: Zack's Crusade

Plot: BRTD is wandering from town to town with an axe, slaughtering everyone, who upon being asked if opebo's awesome, didn't care. He's finally captured, tried and put on deathrow, where he's undergoing a spiritual experience, converting to atheism and renouncing his hatred to suburbs. He died at peace with himself.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

And I smell second infraction!

sorry, allow me to rephrase..

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Member: Joe Republic

Title: Julius Joe

Plot: Rising to the Council of Mods of Atlasia, Joe is soon corrupted by his power, ordering executions of those who do not please him. The final straw comes when he kills an autistic boy. jmfcst and Tweed infract him to death. At Joe's funeral, Marc BRTD turns the crowd of posters against the stalwarts with a rousing speech; jmfcst and Tweed are ripped apart by the mob.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Title: The Fugitive

A troublesome boy called Jamespol has disappeared. Respected local doctor, The Mikado, is arrested under suspicions of murdering him. However, he breaks from jail and now is on run, to escape his captors and determined to prove his innocence.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Members: Snowstalker, Morgan, 20RP12

Title: Bronyland

Tagline: "Snowstalker, Morgan and 20RP12 were just three friends taking a trip to Fiji...until their plane crashed and they were stranded on an island. To their surprise, they met some ponies...but not any regular ponies...they could talk. Will the friends find their way to Fiji?"

[Ebowed]

Perhaps a film about a man who tells a support group that he has brain cancer after a failed romance.  And then actually gets it about six months later.

The thing about people posting on an Internet forum is that it hardly makes for interesting viewing.

[Хahar 🤔]

I do legitimately think that BushOklahoma could make a good TV show. I'm imagining the Forum as a literal Greek chorus arrayed in an amphitheater, with Bushie speaking to them. The action would take place in the form of his narration of his deeds.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Member: BRTD, jmfcst

Title: DUDE!

Plot: A punk-loving stoner in small-town USA finds a church of like-minded people. They're disliked by the conservative church next door, where a Texan family has moved for business reasons. After crazy antics!!!, the two reconcile and accept their differences.

[Pingvin]

Members: Politico, Keystone Phil, Pingvin99, Cathcon, 20RP12
Title: Operation Frontrunner
Plot: On The Super Tuesday, Phil and Politico accidently got access to electronic voting machines and they started to manipulate results in favor of their candidates. Meanwhile, three Paul supporters are trying to stop these dirty tricks.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

ILLEGAL ALIEN starring CARLHAYDEN

In Arizona they can hear you scream.

[Хahar 🤔]

ILLEGAL ALIEN starring CARLHAYDEN

In Arizona they can hear you scream.

Winner.

[Vote UKIP!]

Member: Politico

Movie: The Operative

Plot: A young Atlas board member enthusiastically supports Barrack Obama for President. Yet, his dedication is put to the test when his president gives him the assignment of acting as a Romney lackey. Co-staring jmfcst, Simfan34, Keystone Phil, and Winfield.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Member: Politico

Movie: The Operative

Plot: A young Atlas board member enthusiastically supports Barrack Obama for President. Yet, his dedication is put to the test when his president gives him the assignment of acting as a Romney lackey. Co-staring jmfcst, Simfan34, Keystone Phil, and Winfield.

Awesome movie.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Battle of the Glorious

Keystone Phil, Politico, Simfan, and 20RP12 battle for votes. Meanwhile, MasterSanders sues ChairmanSanchez for copyright infringement. Guest starring Arlo Guthrie as himself!

[Vote UKIP!]

Battle of the Glorious

Keystone Phil, Politico, Simfan, and 20RP12 battle for votes. Meanwhile, MasterSanders sues ChairmanSanchez for copyright infringement. Guest starring Arlo Guthrie as himself!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

ILLEGAL ALIEN starring CARLHAYDEN

In Arizona they can hear you scream.

Winner.

[LastVoter]

Member: Politico

Movie: The Operative

Plot: A young Atlas board member enthusiastically supports Barrack Obama for President. Yet, his dedication is put to the test when his president gives him the assignment of acting as a Romney lackey. Co-staring jmfcst, Simfan34, Keystone Phil, and Winfield.

Winner winner chicken dinner