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GM Napoleon
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« on: February 25, 2012, 04:40:09 pm »
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At the request of my supporters, I will be founding this political action committee to help get out a progressive reformist message. Atlasia Renaissance PAC seeks to get involved in critical elections and aid in the success of supported candidates, understanding that one party cannot do everything.
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 06:21:16 pm »
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$1.5 million to Snowstalker for Assembly
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 04:29:38 pm »
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$300k to Citizens for AG Fuzzy
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 06:18:08 pm »
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$50k to Atlasians For 20RP12? :3 I need to buy coffee and drugs and then pirate music while laughing because I have the money to pay for said music, I just don't feel like spending it.
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It's amazing how desperate people get when they want to make unhealthy and unnatural things natural just to make the slim minority of those with socially, unethical, and unnatural logic feel a little better about their flaws.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 07:44:08 pm »
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$5,000,000 to the Imperial Bloc? Grin
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 07:53:47 pm »
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$50k to Atlasians For 20RP12? :3 I need to buy coffee and drugs and then pirate music while laughing because I have the money to pay for said music, I just don't feel like spending it.

Be careful... I can use my secret powers to drug-test Cabinet members.
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 08:02:17 pm »
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$50k to Atlasians For 20RP12? :3 I need to buy coffee and drugs and then pirate music while laughing because I have the money to pay for said music, I just don't feel like spending it.

This is a noble cause. Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2012, 08:08:54 pm »
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$50k to Atlasians For 20RP12? :3 I need to buy coffee and drugs and then pirate music while laughing because I have the money to pay for said music, I just don't feel like spending it.

Also.. you're such a teenager Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 06:10:58 am »
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$50k to Atlasians For 20RP12? :3 I need to buy coffee and drugs and then pirate music while laughing because I have the money to pay for said music, I just don't feel like spending it.

Be careful... I can use my secret powers to drug-test Cabinet members.

Did I say drugs? I meant books from underprivileged children Grin
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It's amazing how desperate people get when they want to make unhealthy and unnatural things natural just to make the slim minority of those with socially, unethical, and unnatural logic feel a little better about their flaws.
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2012, 06:30:31 am »
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Young Tweed only accepts donations in the form of Venezuela gov't bonds.
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« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2012, 01:34:35 am »
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$250k to lobby confirmation of 20RP12 as SoIA
$450k to the Imperial Bloc to be used for the sole purpose of upholding the legacy of the Jbrase
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2012, 06:06:08 am »
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Shocked Thank you very much! Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2012, 08:13:56 am »
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The People have yet to receive a major donation...
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« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2012, 10:13:55 am »
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The People have yet to receive a major donation...

The People...should find their own money. Tongue
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2012, 12:46:03 pm »
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I should get some money on some flimsy pretext.
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Seriously, go die in a ditch, anti-semitic scumbag.
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« Reply #15 on: February 29, 2012, 08:36:16 pm »
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I need some money...

All the cake I bought for my supporters is friggin' expensive!
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« Reply #16 on: February 29, 2012, 09:01:47 pm »
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"F**k it all!" Governor Napoleon was heard saying in a private meeting withhis Chief of Staff (a clone of Oakvale created to avoid a conflict of interest with his Supreme Court duties). "I'm about to go Super PAC on their asses." After being reminded that "there is no going back", the Governor responded in the only way he knows how: "Who cares?".
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #17 on: February 29, 2012, 09:23:10 pm »
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Napoleon Colbert! Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2012, 12:41:49 pm »
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$5 million to Big Daddy for Senate
$5 million to Snowstalker for Senate
$1 million to Lil Daddy for Representative
$2 million to Labor Party for last minute advertising
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2012, 12:46:32 pm »
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"Where does the Governor get the money to just throw around like this? You really have to ask yourself. He's either a corrupt bastard, or he created it out of thin air, and I don't think you can create money out of thin air. That would be weird."
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2012, 01:19:22 pm »
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As the voice of The People, we do not appreciate our false opinions being thrown around as they are presently.
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2012, 06:15:21 pm »
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Atlasia Renaissance Super!!! PAC will be hosting a fundraiser for Governor Napoleon's Presidential ticket on Friday. Tickets to the Inauguration Day Party will be sold, and since we're nice people here at the Super!!! PAC, we're only going to ask for $40,000 per person (non-refundable). Oh, we'll also be keeping an eye on the Senate votes as they are tallied.

Duke, your ticket is free (drinks sold separately).
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2012, 02:40:21 pm »
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$1 million to Alfred Jones for Northeast Assembly
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2012, 02:45:19 pm »
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Thank you, Governor!
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

Alfred is the Atlasian equivalent of a malevolent deity.

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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2012, 05:14:32 pm »
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Raised: $104 million
Spent: $28 million
Cash on hand: $139 million

Donor names: CONFIDENTIAL
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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