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« on: February 27, 2012, 10:12:42 pm »
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Ok, I never watch racing. Never. But there was some explosion and Santorum's racer is in a surprising third place. My God...
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 10:27:34 pm »
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About how many cars are there all told?
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 10:33:50 pm »
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Quote from: Nathan on February 27, 2012, 10:27:34 pm
About how many cars are there all told?

49 qualified.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 10:35:18 pm »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on February 27, 2012, 10:12:42 pm
Ok, I never watch racing. Never. But there was some explosion and Santorum's racer is in a surprising third place. My God...

Yes this is an accurate description of the run-up to the Iowa caucus.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 10:39:59 pm »
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Quote from: Nathan on February 27, 2012, 10:27:34 pm
About how many cars are there all told?

About the number of states with Congressional redistricting.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 10:49:33 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 10:53:38 pm »
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Third place, hhhmmm, how prophetic.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2012, 11:10:26 pm »
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Quote from: Nathan on February 27, 2012, 10:27:34 pm
About how many cars are there all told?

49 qualified.

No 49 tried to qualify.  NASCAR has an obsession with the number 43, so that's the number that starts every race in their top series, even at tracks where 43 cars don't fit.  (43 was the car number that Richard Petty used when he raced.)

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Third place, hhhmmm, how prophetic.

Considering that the team Rick was able to sponsor often is a "start and park" team, third place would be astoundingly good if it holds up.
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2012, 11:10:53 pm »
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Maybe Romney will buy first place.
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2012, 11:25:38 pm »
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Quote from: ○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└ on February 27, 2012, 11:10:53 pm
Maybe Romney will buy first place.

Well, that's a possibility.  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2012, 12:59:32 am »
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19th

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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 01:00:37 am »
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Has someone in this thread pointed out yet that this "sport" is terrible? Because this "sport" is terrible.
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2012, 01:43:30 am »
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I like cars.  The explosions were just about the right size.
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 01:49:50 am »
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Quote from: King on February 28, 2012, 01:43:30 am
I like cars.  The explosions were just about the right size.

You know, in the 60s, if you showed Mitt Romney one square foot of any type of explosion, he could tell you the brand and model and so forth of the cars involved in the explosion. Of course, now with all the Japanese cars, he's not quite as good at it.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 01:56:38 am »
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I like cars.  The explosions were just about the right size.

You know, in the 60s, if you showed Mitt Romney one square foot of any type of explosion, he could tell you the brand and model and so forth of the cars involved in the explosion. Of course, now with all the Japanese cars, he's not quite as good at it.

Mitt Romney's wife has created a number of explosions, you know.
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 02:39:37 am »
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I like cars.  The explosions were just about the right size.

You know, in the 60s, if you showed Mitt Romney one square foot of any type of explosion, he could tell you the brand and model and so forth of the cars involved in the explosion. Of course, now with all the Japanese cars, he's not quite as good at it.

Mitt Romney's wife has created a number of explosions, you know.

He loves the blood puddles, not just the big one in the middle of the track, but also the smaller ones scattered near the green as well.  There's just something magical about them.
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2012, 07:25:51 am »
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Quote from: Lief on February 28, 2012, 01:00:37 am
Has someone in this thread pointed out yet that this "sport" is terrible? Because this "sport" is terrible.

My opening post should have gotten that point across.
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Quote from: Representative Wyodon on May 06, 2013, 04:31:05 pm
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 10:06:46 am »
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There would probably be fewer crashes if the drivers didn't have to make all those left turns.
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