Kalwejt's Awesome Lists

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Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom (from 20th Century to Present)

Sally "Marquis" Bury (Conservative), 1895-1902
Arthur Failfour (Conservative), 1902-1905
Henry Campbell-Bonerman (Liberal), 1905-1908
H. H. Assquiff (Liberal), 1908-1916
Lloyd Bentsen George (Liberal), 1916-1922
Boner Low (Conservative), 1922-1923
Stanley Bald Wimp (Conservative), 1923-1924, 1924-1929, 1935-1937
Ronald MacDonald (Labour), 1924, 1929-1935
Ham Berlin (Conservatice), 1937-1940
Winston First Baptist Church-Hill (Conservative), 1940-1945, 1951-1955
Drunken Clam, Quahog, RI (Labour), 1945-1951
The Earl of Suez (Conservative), 1955-1957
Supermac with Happy Meal (Conservative), 1957-1963
Alec Douglas-Dope (Conservative), 1963-1964
Yorkshire Pipe (Labour), 1964-1970, 1974-1976
Edward Hiv (Conservative), 1970-1974
James Cantdohump (Labour), 1976-1979
Kyle Mercado's grandma (Conservative), 1979-1990
Major M. Major (Conservative), 1990-1997
Tony Bliar (Labour), 1997-2007
Gordon Blown (Labour), 2007-2010
Not afleitch (Conservative), 2010-present

[Antonio the Sixth]

Lulz. Will you do this for other countries ? I want to see French PMs !

BTW, I remember I once involuntarily misspelt Blair "Balir".

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The recent British monarchs:


Hugh Laurie's character (1820-1830)
William the Drunker Sailor (1830-1837)
Don't call me Alexandrina! (1837-1840)
Albert's wife (1840-1861)
Albert's widow (1861-1901)
The Former Prince of Wales (1901-1910)
Mr. von Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha (1910-1917)
Just call me Windsor! (1917-1936)
Mr. Wallis Simpson (1936)
Mad King George the Stammer (1937-1952)
Helen Mirren's character (1952-lol, still going)

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The recent British monarchs:


Hugh Laurie's character (1820-1830)
William the Drunker Sailor (1830-1837)
Don't call me Alexandrina! (1837-1840)
Albert's wife (1840-1861)
Albert's widow (1861-1901)
The Former Prince of Wales (1901-1910)
Mr. von Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha (1910-1917)
Just call me Windsor! (1917-1936)
Mr. Wallis Simpson (1936)
Mad King George the Stammer (1937-1952)
Helen Mirren's character (1952-lol, still going)

LoL.

I'd like to see one with Spanish presidents.

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Prime Ministers of Canada (1957-present)

John DIAF an' Bake R (PC), 1957-1963
Lestah's Person (L), 1963-1968
Pierre Turdooo (L), 1968-1979
Night shift janitor (PC), 1979-1980
Pierre Turdooo (L), 1980-1984
Longer than Tupper! (L), 1984
Mila's husband (PC), 1994-1993
Sarah Palin (PC), 1993
Jean Cretin (L), 1993-2003
Martin M. Martin (L), 2003-2006
Stephen Herpies (C), 2006-