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« on: March 04, 2012, 10:32:52 pm »
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Picked up some Cubaveras at Macy's today


along with some Ralph Lauren Black cologne... you ain't seen it all till you've seen Clarence roll into a bar with wing men readyt o rock and roll... we may be old but that gives us one thing besides wrinkles- experience

Vegas baby- Party time
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2012, 10:40:38 pm »
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Vegas, eh? So, what are you? Square, hip, groovy or are you one of the "cool" guys?
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2012, 10:41:51 pm »
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Hip, groovy, AND cool brother
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2012, 10:46:23 pm »
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And then you rant about Moslems, of course. They love hearing that.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2012, 10:48:19 pm »
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Clarence is one happenin' hepcat.
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2012, 10:58:18 pm »
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And then you rant about Moslems, of course. They love hearing that.
And you would know what gals love how?
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2012, 11:16:03 pm »
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And then you rant about Moslems, of course. They love hearing that.
And you would know what gals love how?

A lifetime of observation, mostly.
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2012, 12:00:13 am »
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I can see that shirt causing some gals to void their bladders. 

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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 12:06:24 am »
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I can see that shirt causing some gals to void their bladders. 

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Oh yeah, old ladies really go for that look Wink
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2012, 12:11:20 am »
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I want to rage with Clarence.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 12:21:58 am »
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Haha Clarence is one of my favorite members Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 12:38:59 am »
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Haha Clarence is one of my favorite members Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 01:10:12 am »
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Picked up some Cubaveras at Macy's today


along with some Ralph Lauren Black cologne... you ain't seen it all till you've seen Clarence roll into a bar with wing men readyt o rock and roll... we may be old but that gives us one thing besides wrinkles- experience

Vegas baby- Party time
Charlie Sheen outfit?
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2012, 10:35:51 am »
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I think clothes are quite overrated as a device to pick up girls. I mean, I get laid. And I can barely manage to have matching socks.
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2012, 11:55:27 am »
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I think clothes are quite overrated as a device to pick up girls. I mean, I get laid. And I can barely manage to have matching socks.

Well, you're probably young, eh?  Don't you understand that other people are different from you?
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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2012, 11:57:04 am »
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O_o 12 out of 15 posts on this thread have been hit by Captain Profanity.
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2012, 12:04:10 pm »
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I think clothes are quite overrated as a device to pick up girls. I mean, I get laid. And I can barely manage to have matching socks.

Well, you're probably young, eh?  Don't you understand that other people are different from you?

Unlike certain people I perfectly understand that people are different and may make different lifestyle choices based on different preferences.

While I buy that clothes might matter more for older people, I still think it's probably overrated. And besides, most people here ARE young so the situation for young people would seem more relevant for the forum.
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2012, 12:39:55 pm »
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Inks has been busy.

Um...good luck in Vegas, Clarence. 
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2012, 01:10:55 pm »
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I perfectly understand that people are different and may make different lifestyle choices based on different preferences.

While I buy that clothes might matter more for older people, I still think it's probably overrated. And besides, most people here ARE young so the situation for young people would seem more relevant for the forum.

Fair enough.  I enjoy clothes purely for their own sake, not for 'getting dames' as clarence might term it, but it is true that as one gets essentially less attractive (as is nearly inevitable as one gets older) one probably does need to try a bit harder to look presentable.

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I perfectly understand that people are different and may make different lifestyle choices based on different preferences.

While I buy that clothes might matter more for older people, I still think it's probably overrated. And besides, most people here ARE young so the situation for young people would seem more relevant for the forum.

Fair enough.  I enjoy clothes purely for their own sake, not for 'getting dames' as clarence might term it, but it is true that as one gets essentially less attractive (as is nearly inevitable as one gets older) one probably does need to try a bit harder to look presentable.



Yes, but my point was also that girls do not always and only go for looks. They often get attracted by image which can be more than mere appearance.
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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2012, 02:43:29 pm »
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O_o 12 out of 15 posts on this thread have been hit by Captain Profanity.

I like that, as far as I can tell, my post was edited and yet not changed at all.
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2012, 03:48:31 pm »
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O_o 12 out of 15 posts on this thread have been hit by Captain Profanity.

I like that, as far as I can tell, my post was edited and yet not changed at all.

I guess the title of each reply was edited since it was the original thread title which was offensive.
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2012, 07:26:42 pm »
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Inks has been busy.

Um...good luck in Vegas, Clarence. 

I don't believe I used any profanity in my post...why on earth was Inks going in there and "editing" (if he edited it at all) it?
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2012, 07:38:26 pm »
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Inappropriate topic title... Not everything I do is profanity related. In actuality, that nickname is highly exaggerated.
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2012, 07:47:53 pm »
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...girls do not always and only go for looks. They often get attracted by image which can be more than mere appearance.

Well, lets face it, they're 99% attracted to money, so the other things we're chatting about are pretty incidental.
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