The Confession

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He'd be a good president.

He'd do okay, he'd probably not compromise on civil liberties, so I'd like him for that, but if memory serves he was rather moderate as governor of my home state, even with Democratic majorities in the legislature.  He'd also be able to dull the GOP anti-gay rhetoric

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GO PAUL, GO KUCINICH!

And Rudy!

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GO PAUL, GO KUCINICH!

And Rudy!

Boooooo!

Under Title IX of the PATRIOT ACT and by Executive Order, we are obligated to support America's Mayor for the presidency.

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Whys Rudy doing so poorly?

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Whys Rudy doing so poorly?

The same reason he sucked so much in real life, I assume.

NOT nice! 

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Whys Rudy doing so poorly?

At this point in time New Hampshire is only close because Mitt Romney, John McCain and Giuliani have all heavily focused on it and have an certain type of appeal in the state, thus effectively splitting the the vote.  Giuliani is still the front runner. Don't worry, I have plans for him.

Alright.  I'm still on the Paul Train tho.

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Whys Rudy doing so poorly?

At this point in time New Hampshire is only close because Mitt Romney, John McCain and Giuliani have all heavily focused on it and have an certain type of appeal in the state, thus effectively splitting the the vote.  Giuliani is still the front runner. Don't worry, I have plans for him.

Alright.  I'm still on the Paul Train tho.

I'll see what I can do.

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Uh, was the last part necessary....?  I mean, I'm all for gay rights but...[shivers]. Other than that interesting update.

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Uh, was the last part necessary....?  I mean, I'm all for gay rights but...[shivers]. Other than that interesting update.

Sorry! I promise that is the only "sex scene" in the story.  I'm actually taking bits and pieces from his book, which the last part was loosely based on.

It's fine, just saying.  This is a great TL though, I'm enjoying it so far

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Great timeline! I'm looking forward to the next update!

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Go old fart crazy uncle!  And the two guys in drag!  (wasn't mcgreevy in drag once, or was that just Rudy?)

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February 3, 2008- Controversial Sam Brownback Add Hits TV Stations in Key Super Tuesday States

The commercial went viral on youtube.com, facebook and news stations across the country. Giuliani called it a "pathetic attack from lowlife who has never lead in his life".  John McCain said that the commercial was one of the "nastiest, most vile pieces of campaign rhetoric I have ever had the displeasure to see and hear".  Others, such as Glenn beck and Rush Limbaugh praised that add claiming that it is "time someone in the republican stood up for our socially conservative values and vetted Rudy Giuliani". With Super Tuesday just two days away only the votes will tell just what the effects of this add are.   

HOLY sh**t!  I laughed my ASS OFF when I saw this!

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Yeah....That's how pretty much all of my 'coming out' discussions went to.

What?

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Yeah....That's how pretty much all of my 'coming out' discussions went to.

What?

Just a little joke

I apologize, I'm not sure I understand

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I apologize, but I must do this

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Jizz in my pants....

Jesse Ventura for senate in 08

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I hope everyone is enjoying the time line so far! I will be on vacation for the next week, so I won't be posting for a little bit. I will finish up Super Tuesday and the nominations when I get back.

Looking forward to it!

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Awesome update, my only nitpick is that you should use only maps from the atlas; the Wikipedia ones never turn out right

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Awesome update, my only nitpick is that you should use only maps from the atlas; the Wikipedia ones never turn out right

Thanks for the advice, will do

Sure thing.  Interesting update by the way, I can see Illinois coming into play in the general.  Starting to look like Mr. McGreevy vs. Rudy.  Did I mention I enjoyed that update about Rudy's drag?  .  Also, what's Mittington doing ITTL?

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Awesomeness

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So is Rudy the Presumptive Nominee?  And can we see Bill Weld or Pataki come out of retirement for a senate campaign?  Please...

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I really hope McGreevey comes out around March or April, and "confesses" in a major authentic speech, analgous to Obama's speech about race after Jeremiah Wright. And McGreevey still becomes the nominee, and his general election opponent is... Brownback.

I can tell you that McGreevey's speech will certainly be authentic, but I haven't quite decided when it will happen.  I know the circumstances that lead to his "confession", I just haven't decided when yet.  And, don't worry I have some plans for Brownback's future in politics as well.  I'll try not to disappoint

Wait, he hasn't come out yet?  Sorry, I just assumed he had.  Keep up the great work as always!

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So is Rudy the Presumptive Nominee?  And can we see Bill Weld or Pataki come out of retirement for a senate campaign?  Please...

I hadn't thought of Weld, but that's not a bad idea.

He's one of my few non-Ron Paul political heroes .  I think he was cheated out of the GOP nomination for governor in 06 and I think he could've won senate or governor, but for Pataki and Rudy's indecision in 2010