Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT!

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Name: Derek
Age: 25
Religion: Christian
Philosophy: Platonic
Theology: Aquinas
Ideology: Moderate Conservative Libertarian
Admire: Reagan, TR, Eisenhower, McCain, Goldwater, Gingrich, Palin
Music: oldies, 80's, classic rock, rap
TV Shows: Hannity, O' Reilly, Glenn Beck, Special Report, Greta Van Susteran, South Park
Sports: Steelers, Penguins, Indians, Cavaliers
Hobbies: reading religion, politics, and philosophy, Fox News, listen to talk radio, running, chat
Causes: stopping child abuse
Occupation: Associate Director of Admissions

Age: 27
Gender: Male
Race/ethnic compostion: White
Religion: Christian
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 160 lb
Location: N/A
Where you were born: PA
Occupation: Food Services
Person you most admire: Plato
Favorite Band: too many to choose from
Favorite President: Ronald Reagan
Favorite Sports team: Pittsburgh Steeleres
Your other interests: Religion, Philosophy, Politics, South Park, Star Wars, Sports, internet

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

If this isn't a funny coincidence, then Derek is even the bigger idiot we originally thought. And his reputation was hardly impressive.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

If this isn't a funny coincidence, then Derek is even the bigger idiot we originally thought. And his reputation was hardly impressive.

trust me, I recognized his stupid illogical theology from the beginning and have been waiting for him to slip up and reveal himself.

I'm 99.9999% certain.

looks like he was kicked out of that college and is now flipping burgers

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Wow, that's pretty cool. Go jmfcst!

[Oakvale]

I vaguely remember Derek, and a quick glance at his posts show the same tone and idiotic empty statements as Tidewater_Wave. Good, can we ban Tidewater_Wave now?

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

I vaguely remember Derek, and a quick glance at his posts show the same tone and idiotic empty statements as Tidewater_Wave. Good, can we ban Tidewater_Wave now?

Even if he's not Derek (and jmf presented a strong case), he should be banned simply for being a worthless troll.

[Yelnoc]

I got my first infraction calling Derek out for racism.

[opebo]

I don't know any 'Derek', nor do I see why he should be ferreted out for banning.  jmfcst appears to have joined the bandwagon of moderator-acolytes.

[King]

I say we round up all the white Christian males on this forum and bring them in for questioning.

[All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.]

When I saw the thread title, I knew there was a 100% chance of it being jmfcst's.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

jmfcst appears to have joined the bandwagon of moderator-acolytes.

Nah, you've got it all wrong...this little investigation of mine is just to prove to Lord Nym and Modship Inks that I have the killer instinct to be a Mod, even without the help of an IP check.  And two more merit badges and I'm a first ballot shoe-in; that is, of course, if King David Leip is ready to pay my hourly rate.

[State Comptroller Atkins]

At least he does seem to have improved on his grammar.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I don't know any 'Derek', nor do I see why he should be ferreted out for banning.

Look, he’s a nice guy and everything, and I wish him the very best…but his execution isn't for disciplinary reasons, rather he lacks the most basic logical skills required to enter into any discussion of any topic.  Discussing anything with Derek has been proven to be both a maddening experience as well as a total waste of brain wattage.

I still haven’t fully recovered from two years ago…and if IIRC, I had to take about a month off from the forum to mentally recover from the last time he was here. 

What’s more, his views on a wide range of issues don’t represent any other member of the human race (though he does seem to have some overlap with Ernest ).  His mind is a magnet which collects and adopts the most asinine views of any given topic.

In order to keep all of our brains from imploding, his presence must be erased, for he is direct threat to humanity’s self-awareness. 

[The Mikado]

I won't be convinced until he confirms that he still believes that the Pyramids were built by aliens. 

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I won't be convinced until he confirms that he still believes that the Pyramids were built by aliens. 

Enough already, let's get this show on the road...It's about time one of you moderators clocked in - I have to be home in time for dinner, you know. 

You can ask him any final questions while he is looking up at you from the bottom of that basket.  But right now, you'll find the prisoner prepped and everything in order...

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

I won't be convinced until he confirms that he still believes that the Pyramids were built by aliens. 

Enough already, let's get this show on the road...It's about time one of you moderators clocked in - I have to be home in time for dinner, you know. 

You can ask him any final questions while he is looking up at you from the bottom of that basket.  But right now, you'll find the prisoner prepped and everything in order...

Meh. That's not retro enough.

[ModerateCoward]

Jmfcst I'm pretty impressed.

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Maybe we really should give jmfcst some board to look after. That experiment could be very interesting

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

I won't be convinced until he confirms that he still believes that the Pyramids were built by aliens. 

Enough already, let's get this show on the road...It's about time one of you moderators clocked in - I have to be home in time for dinner, you know. 

You can ask him any final questions while he is looking up at you from the bottom of that basket.  But right now, you'll find the prisoner prepped and everything in order...

Meh. That's not retro enough.

***** Please

[Tidewater_Wave]

I saw about aliens building the pyramids. I've been watching ancient aliens on the history channel and must say that the network really reaches and likely takes what the professors say out of context in order to make a show that gets good ratings. Who built the pyramids? No one can be sure but I do believe that Egypt had technology unmatched by other cultures in ways we can't imagine. Alot of scholars will strive to make theories in order to make people say "Wow I never would've thought that." The reason for never having thought such things is because it's ridiculous.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

I saw about aliens building the pyramids. I've been watching ancient aliens on the history channel and must say that the network really reaches and likely takes what the professors say out of context in order to make a show that gets good ratings. Who built the pyramids? No one can be sure but I do believe that Egypt had technology unmatched by other cultures in ways we can't imagine. Alot of scholars will strive to make theories in order to make people say "Wow I never would've thought that." The reason for never having thought such things is because it's ridiculous.

Oh hey Derek

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

What a fool. He just revealed himself.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I saw about aliens building the pyramids. I've been watching ancient aliens on the history channel and must say that the network really reaches and likely takes what the professors say out of context in order to make a show that gets good ratings. Who built the pyramids? No one can be sure but I do believe that Egypt had technology unmatched by other cultures in ways we can't imagine. Alot of scholars will strive to make theories in order to make people say "Wow I never would've thought that." The reason for never having thought such things is because it's ridiculous.

Derek! Derek, you are still alive -- my old friend...You've managed to kill the brain cells of just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.  Perhaps I no longer need to get you banned.  For I've done far worse than ban you, Derek.  I've exposed you.  And I wish to go on...exposing you.  I shall leave you, as you left me -- marooned for eternity in the center of Derek's Idiocy -- buried alive without a clue…without a clue.

[Communists For McCain]

I saw about aliens building the pyramids. I've been watching ancient aliens on the history channel and must say that the network really reaches and likely takes what the professors say out of context in order to make a show that gets good ratings. Who built the pyramids? No one can be sure but I do believe that Egypt had technology unmatched by other cultures in ways we can't imagine. Alot of scholars will strive to make theories in order to make people say "Wow I never would've thought that." The reason for never having thought such things is because it's ridiculous.

Derek! Derek, you are still alive -- my old friend...You've managed to kill the brain cells of just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.  Perhaps I no longer need to get you banned.  For I've done far worse than ban you, Derek.  I've exposed you.  And I wish to go on...exposing you.  I shall leave you, as you left me -- marooned for eternity in the center of Derek's Idiocy -- buried alive without a clue…without a clue.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRICK!

EDIT: Realized that in the context of this subject this would make a little more sense.