Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT! Derek ALERT!

[IDS Judicial Overlord John Dibble]

I don't think we can see IPs from logins, only posts.

That being said, his ISP is different than the last posts from Derek.

It was only a thought - two years has the possibility for changing ISPs. Especially if he moved to a different part of town.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

OK, so you refuse to give any detailed evidence, yet you want us to ban him on the basis of believing your "investigation".  Without some details, my ban vote is a "no".  If you really want him gone, help me out and PM me some real evidence.

no, thank you, I rather you make a fool out of yourself in full view of the forum public...

How many short (5’8”), white, male, Christian, 27 year old, conservative, heterosexual, chip-on-the-shoulder, resume-inflating, alien believing experts in pyramid architecture, grad-school flunky posters from the Pittsburgh PA area, with a BS in religion, spouting viewpoints that don’t correspond to 99.9% of the population, who are fans of the Pittsburg Steelers, who claim to be publish worthy scholars, with Plato as their number one philosophical hero…do we have on this small forum, exactly?

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

I don't think we can see IPs from logins, only posts.

That being said, his ISP is different than the last posts from Derek.

It was only a thought - two years has the possibility for changing ISPs. Especially if he moved to a different part of town.

Right, but that also really ties are hands to relying on either a confession or strong style/posting similarities... and that's why I wanted details.  Simply saying, "They're similar" isn't enough for a ban.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

OK, so you refuse to give any detailed evidence, yet you want us to ban him on the basis of believing your "investigation".  Without some details, my ban vote is a "no".  If you really want him gone, help me out and PM me some real evidence.

no, thank you, I rather you make a fool out of yourself in full view of the forum public...

How many short (5’8”), white, male, Christian, 27 year old, conservative, heterosexual, chip-on-the-shoulder, resume-inflating, alien believing experts in pyramid architecture, grad-school flunky posters from the Pittsburgh PA area, with a BS in religion, spouting viewpoints that don’t correspond to 99.9% of the population, who are fans of the Pittsburg Steelers, who claim to be publish worthy scholars, with Plato as their number one philosophical hero…do we have on this small forum, exactly?

Up until now, you never said Derek was short; you never said both flunked grad-school; you never said both were publish-worthy scholars.  The rest aren't that strange.

I was simply asking for more details on the similarities.

[Joe Republic]

I'm not as emotionally involved in this drama, but I will throw in that Derek's Facebook profile lists his hometown as the same (very small) town in western PA that T_W has been posting from.

[Tidewater_Wave]

and while you're at it, execute poster harry_johnson, who posted from 11:13pm March 10th to 12:19am March 13th during the first ban of Tidewater (Derek).

and make Inks personally handle the executions to help him grow a bigger pair...then make him rinse away the splattered blood stains as a lesson not to blaspheme the instincts of the jmfcst...and lastly, once the jmfcst is donned with modship, make Inks his patrol partner with the jmfcst riding shotgun in a 1967 Mercury Parklane Coupe and have the theme music to original Hawaii Five-O for a theatrical backdrop - so the jmfcst can show Inks how to kick some serious forum arse.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AepyGm9Me6w#t=0m22s

All this talk about blood stains, are you obsessed with martyrdom like many other Christians? I guess if someone wants to post here they best not disagree or argue with you? In fact you're even bragging about it. Folks, this is what fundamentalists do! They silence all opposition and assume that God put them in charge. I'm plenty capable of handling my own arguments when I'm allowed on the forum to post.

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

We haven't yet come to the conclusion that T_W is Derek? Really?

[Tidewater_Wave]

We haven't yet come to the conclusion that T_W is Derek? Really?

Did you switch from the Libertarian Party to the Green Party over night?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

All this talk about blood stains, are you obsessed with martyrdom like many other Christians?

yo, clueless, I was referring to your blood, not mine.

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I'm plenty capable of handling my own arguments when I'm allowed on the forum to post.

 

when?  you mean two years ago?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

We haven't yet come to the conclusion that T_W is Derek? Really?

some of the Mods are playing dumb to delay processing my bounty invoice...just like they're delaying processing of my promotion to Mod.

But, I have proven, yet again, that I am the better Mod, even without the services of an IP check...and just think what I will be capable of when I am Mod and I deputize my bloodhounds

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Dude... don't speak on things you don't have knowledge about.  There aren't any mods playing dumb.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Dude... don't speak on things you don't have knowledge about.  There aren't any mods playing dumb.

not playing?!  well, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.  I didn't what to smear a (future) fellow Mod unnecessarily, partner.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

I've addressed the issue on the Moderators' Corner (and did so several hours ago).  You don't know what goes on there, so don't make claims about my position on this matter when you don't have facts.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I've addressed the issue on the Moderators' Corner (and did so several hours ago).  You don't know what goes on there, so don't make claims about my position on this matter when you don't have facts.

hey, partner, you don't need to explain anything to me...just keep a steady foot on the excellerator of this Mercury Coupe, will you?  my dogs are in the back seat and they tend to get carsick easily.

[Tidewater_Wave]

All this talk about blood stains, are you obsessed with martyrdom like many other Christians?

yo, clueless, I was referring to your blood, not mine.

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I'm plenty capable of handling my own arguments when I'm allowed on the forum to post.

 

when?  you mean two years ago?

Yes I know, my blood. I'm the martyr and you're the one put in charge by God. Right! I get it, anyone who disagrees with you, you turn into Derek. You are a reflection of the early "Orthodox" Church turning everyone into Satan that went against them. For example, the chief priests, Sadduccees, the Pharisees, Judas!

[State Comptroller Atkins]

Sock or not, I have him on ignore.

[© Tweed the Younger]

looks like jmf's self-promotion campaign to promote his me-for-Mod cause has blown up in his face.  it's cool jmf, it's God's will for you to be on this side of the barricade

[Diabolical Minds Think Alike]

We haven't yet come to the conclusion that T_W is Derek? Really?

Did you switch from the Libertarian Party to the Green Party over night?

No, partially because I'm not registered to vote with any party because i'm 15, but also because I like using little-used avatars. G-TN.

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Inks, jmfcst cannot provide you "solid" evidences for a very simple reason. He doesn't have tools you and other moderators have.

On the other hand, whatever were his intentions, there are stricking similarities.

[Californian Tony]

Whether a sock or not, he's a worthless hack anyways.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Inks, jmfcst cannot provide you "solid" evidences for a very simple reason. He doesn't have tools you and other moderators have.

On the other hand, whatever were his intentions, there are stricking similarities.

But "solid" evidence, I merely meant I wanted specifics of those similarities other than he's short, likes Plalto, South Park, and Reagan.  I wanted multiple posts that showed similarities.

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Replace Inks with jmfcst?

Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC   02:17:22 pm   Viewing Citizen Mitt's profile.

Been nice knowing you, Gio...

Inks, jmfcst cannot provide you "solid" evidences for a very simple reason. He doesn't have tools you and other moderators have.

On the other hand, whatever were his intentions, there are stricking similarities.

But "solid" evidence, I merely meant I wanted specifics of those similarities other than he's short, likes Plalto, South Park, and Reagan.  I wanted multiple posts that showed similarities.

Ah, sorry for misunderstanding then.

[Nym90]

This user has been confirmed as Derek and rebanned.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

But "solid" evidence, I merely meant I wanted specifics of those similarities other than he's short, likes Plalto, South Park, and Reagan.  I wanted multiple posts that showed similarities.

taken individually, some of the attributes are not that uncommon, but when taken as a collective group, they do tend to narrow the possibilities down...to say the least.

and your latest salvo of 8 death points over the head of yours truly in the last few minutes (5 for trolling for posting a pic of the supposedly non-existent Derek and well as Derek’s supposedly non-existent girlfriend, and 3 for trolling for correctly answering BushOK’s privacy question regarding the TOS) has been appropriately noted, and will not get you free donuts every morning…partner.

I’m beginning to get the feeling you seem a little intimidated by the investigative dexterity, judicial expertise, and driving agility of your new prospective partner, the jmfcst...In fact, one might even get the impression you are attempting to sandbag his ascendency to modship by spitefully soiling his record with frivolous infractions.  I can only defend you against such allegations for so long, if Internal Affairs gets involved, you’re going to be on your own.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

This user has been confirmed as Derek and rebanned.

Yeah, well, that sure was one hell of a statement you gave, Chief.  The best part was the implied correlation between the shortness of one’s press conference and the tightness of one’s own arse.

And you know something else?  The forum is crazy if we think we’ve heard the last of this guy.  He's gonna kill brain cells again.

How do I know?...Because...he likes it.