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« on: March 12, 2012, 05:40:32 pm »
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"Well, you know Iím surprised to hear that Denverís thinking about him, theyíre -- I donít want him in our neck of the woods to Miami or to the Jets," Romney said. "But Iíve got a lot of good friends, the owner Miami Dolphins, and the New York Jets ó both owners are friends of mine. But letís keep him away from New England, so Tom Brady has a better chance of picking up a championship."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/12/mitt-romney-nfl-team-owner-friendships_n_1340326.html
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 05:49:22 pm »
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You really can't make this stuff up.
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The idea of parodying the preceding Atlasian's postings is laughable, of course, but not for reasons one might expect.
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 05:49:45 pm »
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I wonder who's on his fantasy team?
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 07:03:26 pm »
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Poor Moneybags just can't keep himself from boasting about his wealth.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2012, 07:05:14 pm »
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Don't forget: He isn't going to apologize for being successful in America. How dare you think he should!
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2012, 07:06:25 pm »
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Stretch the truth, say you don't follow sports closely but you have friends who do. If that's too difficult, just avoid the subject.
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2012, 07:07:34 pm »
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He's friends with the two worst owners in the NFL?  How unsurprising.
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2012, 07:10:22 pm »
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Stretch the truth, say you don't follow sports closely but you have friends who do. If that's too difficult, just avoid the subject.
^ This.

Seriously. It's amazing how something this obvious eludes Mittbot. You and Torie need to apply to manage the Romney campaign ASAP.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2012, 07:13:07 pm »
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This is why CEOs make sh**ty presidents.

Not because they'd be bad at the job, they just lack any sort of reasonable context.

That said, most politicians are worse, for far more nefarious reasons.
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2012, 07:13:45 pm »
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BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney lynched by unemployed satirists.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2012, 08:00:13 pm »
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When you spend your whole life building up wealth and connections mainly for the benefit of being able to brag about it to your other wealthy friends, it's kinda hard to go cold turkey.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2012, 08:16:14 pm »
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A field day. They'll have a field day with him...
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2012, 09:34:41 pm »
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Virgil Goode is looking like a very good option in the general right bout now...
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2012, 09:59:38 pm »
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When I first saw the quote I was half expecting it to be from the Onion...
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Reading the 3012 boards dulls one's sense of irony.

Seriously. How many times can we read about the Obamachine 3000 pulling ahead of the Reagantronix QLZ in the race for Mars Mutant Colony's 48 electoral votes? Sheesh!
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2012, 10:15:38 pm »
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BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney lynched by unemployed satirists.

Al, where do you think Peyton Manning will go?
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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2012, 10:17:00 pm »
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Romney has to constantly remind us that he's not just the 1%, but the 1% of the 1%.
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2012, 10:25:58 pm »
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A corroboration that friendship is not a status shared solely among humans.
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2012, 10:34:57 pm »
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There's nothing wrong with having friends in high places.

I'm sure Barack had many before he became President, and has a lot more now.
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