Summarize the preceding poster in two sentences or fewer

[Grumpier Than Thou]

A relatively new poster who has gained some attention for being a slight Romney hack, but he's pretty sensible in other regards. Likes anime, for whatever reason.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

A libertarian-ish Republican from PA whose views on the issues are known to evolve a lot, as evidenced by his constantly changing PM score.  Very civil.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

A wonderfully kind moderate New Englander.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

A wonderful guy that goes to UVA (boo) who has been a close friend on this forum for years. Loves America, our military, and is more knowledgable on foreign affairs than I ever dream to be.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Duke is the third incarnation of Christ.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

A former Paul supporter who jumped for Romney...and turned into Romney. (Just kidding ).

[Vote UKIP!]

A Floridian Paleoconservative who represents the next wave of libertarian-oriented conservative that is prevalent among today's young conservatives.

[Goldwater]

Other than the fact he's a conservative Republican who's currently going through a Canadophile phase, I don't really know much about him.

[Kevin]

Don't know much about him. But he seems ok esp. considering he appears to be an R on a increasingly D hack forum.

[Antonio the Sixth]

A conservative hack with a tendency to show support to the most disgusting people/parties is his sig (no, I'm not talking about Boris Johnson).

[Miles]

We haven't talked much, but from what I gather, he's a Social Dem who doesn't like social conservatism.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

A Southern Democrat of one of the older schools, though not the oldest. Possessed of populist-leaning political instincts and staggering skill at electoral cartography.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

A brilliant and insightful poster who can't stand Niall Ferguson.

[Hash]

With his new avatar, I get him confused with Mint; but he's a German/American (?) teenage guy who's pretty cool and easy-going. Good poster.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

A young man from Canada whose thorough hatred of Steven Harper is well known by many of us. Seems to have taken a liking to the Russian gymnast Aliya Mustafina.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

A precious young boy who is trying to find his way in life, rejecting The People when they so close to him he should be able to feel them. But he is just a boy - he will learn.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

One of my oldest friends on the forum.  A sensible, reasonable guy, and a true ally of the People.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

The very definition of a non-hackish moderate hero.

[後援会]

Considering the new cause, a normally okay German fellow who can get really anal about moderating issues. But also a fan of MLP, a trait that probably seriously dilutes those tendencies.

[LastVoter]

A really annoying neoliberal. Also has some authoritarian tendencies that might be worse than the former.

[Yelnoc]

A young, rather idealistic far leftist (can't remember if he calls himself a Social Democrat or a Democratic Socialist, but then I don't get the feeling he really knows himself).  He desperately needs more historical grounding; his defense of Soviet Russia was, to put it nicely, lacking.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Yelnoc is civil, intelligent, and incredibly friendly. One of our best posters, and should really be considered for a position as moderator.

[LastVoter]

A young, rather idealistic far leftist (can't remember if he calls himself a Social Democrat or a Democratic Socialist, but then I don't get the feeling he really knows himself).  He desperately needs more historical grounding; his defense of Soviet Russia was, to put it nicely, lacking.

I think I might have explicitly and seriously defended Soviet Russia only once or twice. That doesn't really define me.
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[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Quite liberal person from Washington. Apparently he's older than me though honestly I got that vibe like once and have assumed a majority of the time that he's Snowstalker's age (and Snowstalker's 16 but I assume he's 15).

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Conservative teenager from Michigan. Like The Doors and has some kind of interest in Feudalism.