Summarize the preceding poster in two sentences or fewer

[LastVoter]

Seems like a pretty cool guy and from New York. Nothing really stands out that I can remember though.

[I'm JewCon in name only.]

Seems like a reallyyyy friendly poster who has mainstream liberal views.

[Pingvin]

Fella conservative Russian

[ZuWo]

One of the very few Russian posters on the forum, very conservative, friendly, a fellow Whig Party member on the Atlas Fantasy Election board.

[homelycooking]

Swiss religious conservative - a very affable, intelligent character worthy of respect whether you like his politics or not. Nice guy.

[Kung Fu Kenny]

Great map maker, one of the best on the forum.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Young and curious.

[Yelnoc]

I find all of his posts in these "preceding poster" threads quite odd, considering he's rather new with only 100 posts.

[anvi]

Extraordinarily bright young man, bound to make a name for himself in whatever work he chooses to pursue. 

[opebo]

The name anvishiiki makes me feel someone is shaking a spear at me.  Which is fairly appropriate giving the man's confrontational right-wing posting history.

[Kung Fu Kenny]

There are no words to describe Opebo.

[Torie]

Let's see opebo:

1. Anvi = confrontational right wing poster
2. Given that baseline, and moving further out on the bell curve of right wing pugnacity, Torie = ?
3. CARL = ?

This should be good.  Oh yes, skip me.

[Oakvale]

20RP12 - affable "young" with poor taste in politics and music. Can't be helped, but at least he's a fairly levelheaded and nice guy.

[Mechaman]

If I were to be nice I would say that he is a low down disgusting cretinous individual who shouldn't be trusted with any of your kids whatsoever and should be reported to the police for crimes that would deserve the attention of Chris Hansen.
Because calling him "Irish" is just too mean.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

A lover of good drink, drug, and alternate history.

[anvi]

The name anvishiiki makes me feel someone is shaking a spear at me.  Which is fairly appropriate giving the man's confrontational right-wing posting history.

Just imagine how bad it would be if I used my real name! 

skip

[Kung Fu Kenny]

poor taste in politics and music

Ouch man ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch

Cathcon: Young kid from Michigan. Quite knowledgeable and wise for his age.

[TJ in Oregon]

Musically minded libertarian kid from the Philly area who seems to get along pretty well with everyone regardless of political views.

[LastVoter]

This guy defies all stereotypes. A mostly sane paultard that's under 18. Likes a lot of alternative stuff(code word for bad, if you didn't catch it), namely music. Pretty cool guy overall. Seems to me most posters of his age are just right-wing reactionary trolls. I am guessing it's because they aren't very accepted in high schools. Also there are already 3 Russian posters in this thread? I wonder if there are any that are more left-wing than me
edit: Damn, well I have to rate the above poster now, he is a a pretty civil conservative. Always nice, it seems to me most conservatives IRL are a lot more in your face about their views, but they quit posting pretty fast on here. Also seems to be pretty respected by most people.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Nice guy, and a Kucinich supporter.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

A smart chap.

[Kung Fu Kenny]

Speaks excellent English for a non-native speaker--sometimes better than I do

[Pingvin]

Libertarian metal fan. Paulbot like me.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Staunch but not off-the-deep-end conservative, usually rather easygoing poster. If I remember correctly is a Russian expatriate.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Very intelligent poster who puts quality and meaning into every comment.