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Very outspokenly conservative. Bit of a hack/troll, but not as aggressive about it as some.

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Staunch but not off-the-deep-end conservative, usually rather easygoing poster. If I remember correctly is a Russian expatriate.

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Kevin: See above.

Tidewater: Somewhat frustrating, hit-or-miss poster, clearly smart in general but comes out with some pretty strange things. jmfcst, with some circumstantial evidence, thinks he might be a poster from Atlas yore called Derek.

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Great guy and high-quality poster from rural northern Minnesota. Seems to share my love of winter!

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Young libertarian turned lefty. Holds his views strongly and is unafraid of articulating them as such even if it might offend the sensibilities of some but otherwise is by and large very decent to everyone.

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Calm and usually even-handed but still definitively libertarian-leaning indy from Texas. Nice guy, even though I don't like his signature much.

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A young Mid-Atlantic libertarian with sellout tendencies regarding the 2012 Presidential election. A nice, smart guy.

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A Southern Democrat of one of the older schools, though not the oldest. Possessed of populist-leaning political instincts and staggering skill at electoral cartography.

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A prolific and intelligent poster from Poland. Has an interest in Alabama for some reason and is one of our artistic gymnastics fans.

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Georgia Republican; thoughtful and agreeable, but I don't think anybody would call him a moderate. Has recently expressed a fondness for or interest in Canadian politics.

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An Italian-French poster currently studying abroad in San Francisco who mounts a full-throated, articulate, and unapologetic case for good old liberal social democracy. He and I agree on most issues, but we have different attitudes towards religion and often arrive at the same or similar positions from different premises.

ETA: Spamage: A level-headed and likable, seemingly moderately conservative Republican poster from Oregon. Possibly with libertarian leanings?--I don't know him that well.