What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state?

[Likely Voter]

We have seen how Mitt Romney likes to pander connect with local voters.

So if you are in an upcoming primary/caucus state, what do you expect Mitt to love when he visits? What local colloquialisms are you looking forward to him saying? What foods do you epect him to eat?

[Keystone Phil]

I can't wait until this fool comes to Philly and tries to order a cheesesteak. It will be Kerry all over again.

[Simfan34]

I just love gloom, douchebaggery, and misery!

[I left.]

Perhaps he'll admire the way Illinois "works"?

[King]

Green chile, nice and spicy.  The weather, always sunny.  Governor Martinez, fine lady.

[TXMichael]

Texas is a big state, so a few things

1.  Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state
2.  Oil in Houston
3.  The Alamo in San Antonio
4.  Small town America in west Texas
5.  Wild west and its history

[Thomas D]

Crabs. And the Chesapeake Bay.

[Sasquatch]

Mitt should go shopping in any Wal-Mart in the state. That has potential....

[Mehmentum]

He'll love military funding, while simultaneously trumpeting himself as a fiscal conservataive.

Edit: Also the trees.

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The money that other members of the richest 0.01% will give him.

[Χahar]

I can't wait until this fool comes to Philly and tries to order a cheesesteak. It will be Kerry all over again.

The image that came to mind was Mittens going to Geno's Steaks and ordering in Latin.

[Comrade Shmoo]

Upstate: Firing Kodak workers
Downstate: Speaking in painfully thick Brooklyn accents

[Senator Kalwejt]

Assuming Poland is one of the U.S. states, Mitt Romney certianly would profess his deep and longtime love for kiełbasa. However, due to being a teetotaler, he'd be a non-starter here.

[Comrade Shmoo]

Assuming Poland is one of the U.S. states, Mitt Romney certianly would profess his deep and longtime love for kiełbasa. However, due to being a teetotaler, he'd be a non-starter here.

We need to make one of these solely for foreign countries.

[Mr. Taft Republican]

The fine mountains, the beach, and the mindless drones.

[Jacobtm]

Wall Street (bailouts)

[OC]

The only 3 statewide officeholders of Illinois Judy Baar, Dan Rutherford, and Mark Kirk.

[Tidewater_Wave]

He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney?

[I'm JewCon in name only.]

The Tobacco Industry

[Nation]

Mitt has RI in the bag -- he won't waste his time on us peons.

[Jbrase]

He will probably inform us all that he has been a life long fan of the Cobows and the Rangers. Depending on if he is in Houston or Dallas of course.

[Nation]

He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney?

You were supposed to not be a complete tool when responding. But please, enlighten us on how Willard Romney will "sing patriotic songs again." Please go on.

[I left.]

The only 3 statewide officeholders of Illinois Judy Baar, Dan Rutherford, and Mark Kirk.

Now this is certainly untrue.

[NCeriale]

I'd be surprised if he didn't love Bruce Springsteen in my homestate of NJ, cause that worked so well for Reagan...

But for DE... um... Mitt loves punkin chunkin

[shua]

history and peanuts