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« on: March 13, 2012, 07:44:25 pm »
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We have seen how Mitt Romney likes to pander connect with local voters.

So if you are in an upcoming primary/caucus state, what do you expect Mitt to love when he visits? What local colloquialisms are you looking forward to him saying? What foods do you epect him to eat?
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 07:52:44 pm »
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I can't wait until this fool comes to Philly and tries to order a cheesesteak. It will be Kerry all over again.
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 08:07:05 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 08:07:12 pm »
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Perhaps he'll admire the way Illinois "works"?
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 08:15:21 pm »
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Green chile, nice and spicy.  The weather, always sunny.  Governor Martinez, fine lady.
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 08:19:17 pm »
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Texas is a big state, so a few things

1.  Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state
2.  Oil in Houston
3.  The Alamo in San Antonio
4.  Small town America in west Texas
5.  Wild west and its history
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 08:22:18 pm »
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Crabs. And the Chesapeake Bay.
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 08:31:26 pm »
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Mitt should go shopping in any Wal-Mart in the state. That has potential....
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 08:49:58 pm »
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He'll love military funding, while simultaneously trumpeting himself as a fiscal conservataive.

Edit: Also the trees.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 08:51:12 pm »
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The money that other members of the richest 0.01% will give him.
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 08:55:55 pm »
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I can't wait until this fool comes to Philly and tries to order a cheesesteak. It will be Kerry all over again.

The image that came to mind was Mittens going to Geno's Steaks and ordering in Latin.
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 08:58:48 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2012, 08:59:32 pm »
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Assuming Poland is one of the U.S. states, Mitt Romney certianly would profess his deep and longtime love for kiełbasa. However, due to being a teetotaler, he'd be a non-starter here.
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2012, 09:03:33 pm »
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Assuming Poland is one of the U.S. states, Mitt Romney certianly would profess his deep and longtime love for kiełbasa. However, due to being a teetotaler, he'd be a non-starter here.
We need to make one of these solely for foreign countries.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 09:05:29 pm »
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The fine mountains, the beach, and the mindless drones.
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 09:12:10 pm »
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Wall Street (bailouts)
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2012, 09:13:44 pm »
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The only 3 statewide officeholders of Illinois Judy Baar, Dan Rutherford, and Mark Kirk.
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2012, 09:22:38 pm »
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He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney?
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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2012, 09:36:07 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2012, 09:38:03 pm »
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Mitt has RI in the bag -- he won't waste his time on us peons.
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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2012, 09:39:27 pm »
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He will probably inform us all that he has been a life long fan of the Cobows and the Rangers. Depending on if he is in Houston or Dallas of course.
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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2012, 09:45:13 pm »
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He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney?

You were supposed to not be a complete tool when responding. But please, enlighten us on how Willard Romney will "sing patriotic songs again." Please go on.
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« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2012, 09:57:13 pm »
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The only 3 statewide officeholders of Illinois Judy Baar, Dan Rutherford, and Mark Kirk.

Now this is certainly untrue.
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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2012, 10:01:41 pm »
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I'd be surprised if he didn't love Bruce Springsteen in my homestate of NJ, cause that worked so well for Reagan...

But for DE... um... Mitt loves punkin chunkin
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2012, 10:41:20 pm »
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history and peanuts
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