Compose a limerick featuring the previous poster

[Ban my account ffs!]

Whoever has the best limerick wins.  Everybody else gets a participation ribbon! 

Since I am the first poster in this thread and have no preceding poster to write a limerick for, I'll write one about Dave

There was a forum admin named Dave
Who rarely crept out of his cave
'cept every once in a while
to infract without trial
And use death points to make us behave.

And one for Polnut, because he is the president of Atlasia:

There once was a president named Polly
So polished he's bereft of all folly
til he went to New Zealand
to satisfy that feelin'
he has for that she-sheep named Dolly.

[Tender Branson]

I'll write one for Snowguy in dialect (maybe he understands ...):

Da Snowguy aus Minnesota
isa plannega noxx
Wonna wieder bei uns is
gemma auf an Schnops !

In Soizburg auf da Uni
hoda studiert irgendwos
des sogga ma sicha
wonn ma trinchnd a Måås.

De Republikana moga nit
wea mog denn dia scho
Minnesota weascht blau sei
so wia mia, oba dasteh deamma no.

Donn suach ma uns 2 weiwa
dia pudan ma gach
na geh, des moch ma nit
des warad gonz sche zach

Obwoö:
wonn ma zua is
findst schnö oane wos wü
donn hoam und eine unter d'Hü.

An Snowguy taugts sicher
denn gay isa nit
a Gaudi warads sicha
destwegn kimm umma, des warad a HIT.

[Ban my account ffs!]

I'll write one for Snowguy in dialect (maybe he understands ...):

Da Snowguy aus Minnesota
isa plannega noxx
Wonna wieder bei uns is
gemma auf an Schnops !

Not really in limerick meter, but it works
I get
Der Snowguy aus Minnesota
Ist eine (plannega noxx)
Wann er wieder bei uns ist
Gehen wir auf einen Schnapps (Schnops)

I have no idea about plannega noxx... I'm guessing it's a Salzburgisch idiomatic insult?  Or something about the night.

And yes, I wouldn't mind going out for schnapps.  

Now I see the rest... I understand most of it.  But no, I will not gach your pudan.

And you're right.  No real man drinks radler

[Tender Branson]

I'll write one for Snowguy in dialect (maybe he understands ...):

Da Snowguy aus Minnesota
isa plannega noxx
Wonna wieder bei uns is
gemma auf an Schnops !

Not really in limerick meter, but it works
I get
Der Snowguy aus Minnesota
Ist eine (plannega noxx)
Wann er wieder bei uns ist
Gehen wir auf einen Schnapps (Schnops)

I have no idea about plannega noxx... I'm guessing it's a Salzburgisch idiomatic insult?  Or something about the night.

And yes, I wouldn't mind going out for schnapps. 

It's called a "Gstanzl" (very popular here when out somewhere and drunk ... ). I'll try to translate it into English, doesn't rhyme though in English:

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[Pingvin]

There is an Austrian Mod called Tender
Everyone there will remember
How there was a liberties much more
Until he had go to run for Chancellor.
I suck at limericks.

[Lambsbread]

There once was a man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe
he woke with a fright in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true.

Seriously I couldn't think of one :s

[Antonio the Sixth]

Jake was a pretty nice fellow
As well as a funny weirdo
Unfortunately, Evil Emperor Nym
Attempted to banish him
But a massive popular movement
Stood up against this affront
And with their courage and determination
They overcame the tyrant's perversion
Jake is back, to the joy of everyone
Let's celebrate the triumph of fun !

I suck at limericks.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Bump !

[homelycooking]

Sarko aroused vicious ire from our 'Tony
(the Président français "weak and phony").
He propagandized and raved -
until finally he caved
when we said, "Dude, he ain't Joseph Kony".

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

There was a boy named homelycooking
For his favorite map he was looking
'Till he found it beside a grizzly bear hide
and to his room he kept making (maps)

[Хahar 🤔]

Snowstalker was a great troll
But he dwelt by no bridge or hole
Instead on the chat
He passed lies as fact
And all present wished heads would roll

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Fights fellow Dems for no reason
Some call it dumb, others call it treason
But his condescending posts
Do not offend most
Since most of us just don't care

[homelycooking]

Let us come, sir, to the forum after dinner,
your avatar - red! Good, Scott: no sinner,
we ought make undue haste
then to jeer and lambaste
those schmucks the CT Reps. pass as winners.

[Pingvin]

Rt. Hon. Homelycooking, the master of maps
The maps are the object of the history nerds faps
Everybody likes him because he is a nice guy
He is outsandin' SoFE, so establishment can't him buy.

[homelycooking]

Rt. Hon. Homelycooking, the master of maps
The maps are the object of the history nerds faps
Everybody likes him because he is a nice guy
He is outsandin' SoFE, so establishment can't him buy.

That's a quatrain, not a limerick...

[skip]

[Antonio the Sixth]

Ping lives in a country where
Politics aren't very fair
Despite fighting Putin's rule
He still made of himself a fool
'cause of his views, how silly they were !

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

There's a frenchman who used to make graphs
Of Atlasian election stats
Still he's very contrarian
To each libertarian
Every time he finds something to tax !

[Pingvin]

Shua, oh Shua
The perfect GM
Unbought and unbossed
He finds things that somebody lost

[afleitch]

I first noticed him in early Feb
He’s Russian but no Rosa Klebb
Means he’ll be here a while
With his odd posting style
Till Putin starts censoring the Web

[Torie]

It's in Scotland that Afleitch resides,
so buff sporting his kilt on River Clyde
Haggis they think is haute cuisine,
but Tories gay are seldom seen,
Yet that is the pony he chooses to ride.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Some call him moderate hero
For some others he's a RINO
Finally, most think he's a rightie
But in the end, he's just Torie
A smart poster, a nice fellow

[King]

Meet Antonio V
As French as French can be
If you're a man
It's moral to tap all you can
Unless your name is Sarkozy

[Lambsbread]

King was a poster of fame
For living up to his name
He pwned trolls and socks
While sucking on...candy
This limerick is really lame.

[Pingvin]

My good friend Jake Matthews,
Paultarded like me,
Though he likes pathos
Just not like me.