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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2012, 11:41:03 am »
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Please tell me you took the text labeled as "Final Text" and not what was in the OP. Tongue

Don't worry.  Tongue

I was born to worry. Tongue
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« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2012, 11:42:01 am »
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Statement on the Recent Initiative Launched by the Attorney General

The Department of External Affairs is strongly opposed to the recent move by Attorney General Fuzzybigfoot to record the license plate numbers of all Muslims currently residing in Atlasia. The Department finds this action to be unnecessary, illogical, and detrimental to the relations of the Atlasian government with the Islamic community both here and abroad. In particular, the Department finds important allies such as Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia will be less likely to trust and work with Atlasia due to the Attorney General's actions, casting doubt as they do upon the loyalty and trustworthiness of Muslims. The Department of External Affairs would like to remind the Atlasian populace and the international community that they are not supportive of this action, and that the actions of the Attorney General do not necessarily correlate with our ability to co-operate with other nations. We hope that Atlasia can continue to work with Islamic nations such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan in order to constrain Iran, despite this incident.

Figured I should post this here too.


Someone is now a suspect!

Of? Being a Muslim? Larceny? Tax fraud?

Maybe all, now that you mention it!  Mwahahahaha

I assure you, I am not a crook and I did not have sexual relations with that woman. The DoEA is seriously concerned if being a Muslim is considered a crime... That may alienate some countries...

On an unrelated Justice-related note, is there any sort of functional Supreme Court?

As soon as it get's set up, we may just have fried Fuzzy to celebrate the start of our first oversight committee.

And you spelled gets as "get's"!  Only a foreigner would do such a thing!!! Shocked  Add 1 to the list, boys.  Wink 

Time to defund the Justice Department, boys!!!
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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2012, 11:43:07 am »
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You won't even a pen to scribble the 1904 Congressional Map on a napkin. You won't even have the napkin.
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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2012, 12:11:25 pm »
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Amendment to the White House Budget Proposal:

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Administration of justice ($29.79 billion)               
$7.25 0 billion ..... Federal law enforcement               
$7.46 0 billion ..... Border security and immigration               
$7.6 0 billion ..... Federal litigation and judicial activities               
$3.26 0 billion ...... Federal prison system               
$4.22 0 billion ...... Criminal justice assistance               
               
General government administration ($13.3 billion)               
$2.75 billion ...... Legislative functions               
$0.95 billion ...... Executive office programs (excluding Department of Justice)               
$7.6 billion ....... IRS & other fiscal operations               
$2 billion ...... Other general government (excluding Department of Justice)               
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« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2012, 03:11:05 pm »
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Wow people have no sense of humour
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« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2012, 05:50:33 pm »
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Wow, people actually think we are talking serious here? Tongue
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« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2012, 05:51:45 pm »
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Wow people have no sense of humour

There's a reason my amendment is in the AG thread and not the Budget one...
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« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2012, 04:42:20 pm »
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Executive order from the Office of the Attorney General, Fuzzybigfoot:


This administration charges the Imperial Region with breaking Second Clause of Section 7, Article 1 of Atlasia's third constitution by creating a regional curency (the "Dibble") under the Second Section of the Trojan Act


Due to said violations, Federal Agents will seize control of all exchange places listed in the Trojan Act (including the Imperial Capital of Memphis and all other state capitals in the Southern region) and cease the exchange and distribution of "Dibbles" to all Southern citizens.





Stand by for an impending lawsuit against the Imperial South.
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« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2012, 04:57:11 pm »
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The IDS's Chief Judicial Overlord is currently on a vacation; an attorney for the IDS shall need to be located.

The relevant section of the Constitution is as follows:

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No Region may issue Coin or Currency or make any Coin or Currency other than that of the Republic of Atlasia a legal tender.

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The Government of the IDS shall accept the "Dibble" (gold and silver coins in 1,2,5,10,25,50,100,& 500 Dibble denominations that are produced and distributed by a private company) as payment for and service or debts owed to the region.
a. The IDS shall not by any means force any private business or individuals to accept the Dibble in private barter.
b. If any citizen on the IDS would like to Exchange Dibbles for Dollars or vice versa, they may do at the Capitol Building in Memphis or in the capitols of the states within the IDS.
c. The IDS does not recognize the Dibble as a "currency", but as simply items to be used in barter.
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« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2012, 01:02:16 am »
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I am ordering my agents in the South to stand down until further notice.
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« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2012, 01:11:12 am »
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I am ordering my agents in the South to stand down until further notice.

     Thank you. Likewise, I will suspend my orders to arrest them until further notice.
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« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2012, 07:58:59 am »
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

Alfred is the Atlasian equivalent of a malevolent deity.

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« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2012, 08:50:32 am »
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One for the blooper reel indeed Tongue
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« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2012, 10:58:28 pm »
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Mr. Attorney General, a question from a concerned citizen of the IDS:

If the Supreme Court does indeed find the IDS in violation of the Constitution, what is the impact on the average citizen of that region, particularly if they own a good amount of Dibbles? Can they not use their Dibbles anymore and that's the end of it? Do you require them be exchanged for Atlasian dollars? Melted down into its original gold state?
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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2012, 12:22:21 am »
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Mr. Attorney General, a question from a concerned citizen of the IDS:

If the Supreme Court does indeed find the IDS in violation of the Constitution, what is the impact on the average citizen of that region, particularly if they own a good amount of Dibbles? Does their money suddenly become worthless? Do you require it to be exchanged for Atlasian dollars? Melted down into its original gold state?

We'd probably try to redistribute the dollars that were originally exchanged for the Dibbles, in order to ensure economic accountability in the South.  But we have a little while until the court comes to a decision, so we'll continue to ponder all our options.
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« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2012, 11:29:19 pm »
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Anyone for cake?
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« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2012, 11:39:35 pm »
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Anyone for cake?
Depends what kind...
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« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2012, 09:18:59 pm »
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Anyone for cake?
Depends what kind...

IDK silly, you decide.   Quick, before Afleitch arrives!
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2012, 09:33:46 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2012, 09:34:15 pm »
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Anyone for cake?
Depends what kind...

IDK silly, you decide.   Quick, before Afleitch arrives!
I didn't want to impose. Tongue Let's go with strawberyy, with creme cheese icing! Smiley

EDIT: Scratch that, Redalgo's looks yummy!
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« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2012, 10:49:10 pm »
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YES
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« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2012, 10:56:52 pm »
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Please share!!!
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« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2012, 11:15:54 pm »
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Thank you, goodbye everyone!  Off to do random retirement stuff. 
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