Forum Miss America

[Tender Branson]

Here are the rules:

Every poster can nominate 2 hot women from 2 states until we reach all 50 states + DC + Puerto Rico.

So, the first 26 posters with their picks can participate in the voting, which is similar to the "survivor" threads.

I'll start with:

Tender Branson/Jennifer Lawrence (KY) ticket



Tender Branson/Kaley Cuoco (CA) ticket

[Modernity has failed us]

20RP12/Sierra Kusterbeck (FL)



20RP12/Hayley Williams (TN)

[angus]

Why not.  In the patriotic spirit I'll nominate Miss Iowa (aka Katherine Connors):



And because I like brunettes, this hot puertorican chick (otherwise known as Rosalyn Sanchez)



Apparently the latter enjoys eating bananas.  There are many photos of her enjoying them.

[Tender Branson]

Apparently the latter enjoys eating bananas.  There are many photos of her enjoying them.

What exactly do you mean by "eating" bananas ? I definitely need to Google that.

[Tender Branson]

5 states + PR in, 46 to go:

Come on folks !

[angus]

there are just lots of images of her eating bananas.  Videos too.  See, for example, this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxkB5dWGlGw


Don't confuse Roselyn Sanchez with Flirty Sanchez, who apparently also enjoys his bananas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joRElVMQQSU

[fezzyfestoon]

FezzyFestoon/Eva Longoria (TX)



FezzyFestoon/Adriana Lima (NY)

[I'm JewCon in name only.]

Klecly/ Kellie Pickler (North Carolina)



Klecly/ Sara Evans (Missouri)

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Snowstalker/January Jones (SD)




Snowstalker/Mei-Ling Lam (ME)

[Modernity has failed us]

Snowstalker/Scarlett Johannson (NY)

New York's already been taken, mate

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I'll change it.

[fezzyfestoon]

If Adriana Lima will be allowed...originally being from Brazil and all.

[tmthforu94]

Tmth/Kelly Clarkson (Texas)



Tmth/Kaylin Reque (Georgia)

[fezzyfestoon]

BOOM I took Texas too hehe

[dead0man]

For Nebraska we have...

Gabrielle Union

and, to keep it light....

Teresa Scanlan

[Tender Branson]

TX and NE have double entries though ...

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Hillary Rodham Clinton- Arkansas
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/hillary_clinton_boobs_bill_cleavage.jpg

If my Cialis worked as long as it was supposed too I woudl have a third leg right about now...

I have edited the post- click on the link for a sizzling hot photo...

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

For Oklahoma, I nominate....Olivia Munn!

For Illinois, I nominated....Sarah Wayne Callies (Americas official MILF)

I will post pictures later, as I am a little rushed right now.

[Tender Branson]

For Oklahoma, I nominate....Olivia Munn!

For Illinois, I nominated....Sarah Wayne Callies (Americas official MILF)

I will post pictures later, as I am a little rushed right now.

OK is already taken.

BTW: Hillary Clinton is disqualified because A) she lives in NY now which is already taken and B) she fails the "hot" qualification.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Scott/Gauge (Arkansas)

And just for ha-ha's...


Scott/Christine O'Donnell (Delaware)

[greenforest32]

Laura Ramsey (Wisconsin)


Erin Heatherton (Illinois)

[CLARENCE 2015!]

For Oklahoma, I nominate....Olivia Munn!

For Illinois, I nominated....Sarah Wayne Callies (Americas official MILF)

I will post pictures later, as I am a little rushed right now.

OK is already taken.

BTW: Hillary Clinton is disqualified because A) she lives in NY now which is already taken and B) she fails the "hot" qualification.

In that case I nominate her for NY- eye of the beholder pal

[Modernity has failed us]

For Oklahoma, I nominate....Olivia Munn!

For Illinois, I nominated....Sarah Wayne Callies (Americas official MILF)

I will post pictures later, as I am a little rushed right now.

OK is already taken.

BTW: Hillary Clinton is disqualified because A) she lives in NY now which is already taken and B) she fails the "hot" qualification.

In that case I nominate her for NY- eye of the beholder pal

New York is taken. IIRC, you love Roseanne, so nominate her from Hawaii.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

For Oklahoma, I nominate....Olivia Munn!

For Illinois, I nominated....Sarah Wayne Callies (Americas official MILF)

I will post pictures later, as I am a little rushed right now.

OK is already taken.

BTW: Hillary Clinton is disqualified because A) she lives in NY now which is already taken and B) she fails the "hot" qualification.

In that case I nominate her for NY- eye of the beholder pal

New York is taken. IIRC, you love Roseanne, so nominate her from Hawaii.

I love Roseanne...but not in this way. I nominate Ashley Dupre, Spitzers hooker, for New Jersey.

[angus]

Clarence, is there any way we might prevail upon you to remove that picture? 

This is the sort of thread that should be appreciated for its visual quality, and I'll be checking in from time to time to enjoy the imagery of the thread, but when I scroll upon the very large, very disturbing Hillary you posted I'm nearly blinded.  The first time I saw it I typed up a rant, then decided not to post it for the sake of propriety.  I figured I'd just try to scroll past the Bazaar (Bizarre) image quickly when I come to this page, but I cannot seem to scroll by it fast enough.  Seriously, I cannot overemphasize how terribly disturbing it is.  Perhaps you'd consider an edit of the post.