The Comedy Goldmine

[For Oklahoma]

I think may be a black.

There are ways that you can find out.  Do you wear socks with sandals?  Do you put hot sauce on macaroni and cheese?  How do you pronounce the word AUNT? 

[Communists For McCain]

Context: previous poster.

Your girlfriend is eleven? You like'em young, huh?

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Attention Wore Time
I don't know how to say this, so I'm gonna just come on out and say this. I... I haven't told my family yet but... I think, I think may be a black. Oldies, please don't hate me for it, but I am a Black Democrat.

So, as a racist democrat you're supporting lynchings, and as a Black man, you want to lynch yourself?

[A$AP Sawx]

I have more confidence in Bushie's weight loss plans.

Context: thread title.

[Governor Scott]

Wisconsin wins 308-230. Minnesota could probably do better if she picks a running mate from the South.

[Senator Snowstalker]

[For Oklahoma]

Sawxdem wins again

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

Sawxdem wins again

[Californian Tony]

Gonna slow your browser down, but it's damn worth it:

Italy 2013

Berlusconi's policies, platform, goals, vision etc since 1994:


Berlusconi's record since 1994:


The delirious crowds at Bersani rallies:


Meanwhile, Mario Monti's speeches:


And Grillo's speeches


Bersani's platform summarized:


A few months before, when Berlusconi was below 20%:


When Berlusconi started closing in in the polls:


When the exit polls came out:


Our reaction to the results showing Berlusconi ahead:


Our reaction to the results showing the left barely ahead:


What we were like all day/night watching results:


What the Berlusconi fans were like:


Phew, the left eeked out a win. The 'victory' speech:


The PD campaign summarized


No, this is more accurate:


Matteo Renzi meeting Bersani the next day:


When we realized what the hell just happened:


Bersani: "damn I kind of screwed this thing up no?"


Also, the Grillists did really well. Grillo was like:


We were like:


Angela Merkel was like:


Our reaction to the whole damn thing:


What everybody else thought of Italy the next day:


Bersani to the Grillists after the election:


But the Grillists were like:


When we asked Bersani about a grand coalition with Silvio:


But then the PD formed a government with Berlusconi. We were like:


What we thought when Enrico Letta announced his government:


And Berlusconi was like:


Further requests?

[Paul Kemp]

I don't deny the biological existence of race, nor do I deny that we're not all equal when it comes to intelligence

classic hate speech. looks like we have a nazi who wants to kill 6 million jews here. better take care of this guys.

[Californian Tony]

I oppose all months, but we have white history month 11 months out of the year anyway.

You oppose all months? That must make it hard to read your calendar.

[shua]

[shua]

Creationists, they've been ruling the World since Theodosius took power.

[white trash heroes]

100%, me and Mint are both Blue Dog moderates who are pro-gun but like Brian Schweitzer. I guess you could say Reagan-Clinton-Warner-Schweitzer-Truman-Edwards Democrats with a fiscal conservative populist yet technocratic streak.

[Talleyrand]

Has anyone run an ip check on this thing yet?

good question. i was wondering if it's been spayed or neutered personally.

[Joe Republic]

click for context

Why don't they unite?

[Jbrase]

One of very, very few good Republicans.

 At the end of the day, Huntsman still wants to implement policies that would destroy living standards for the vast majority of the American people and force the economy into a perpetual stage of austerity-induced economic depression. That doesn't qualify as 'good' in my book, regardless of how 'sensible' he might be about things like same-sex marriage, an issue that won't affect as many people as will the job-killing austerity programs people like Huntsman regularly advocate.

huntsman isn't that bad. he also supports liberating the iranians, syrians and making sure the terrorists don't hate us for our freedoms by getting rid of the more pesky ones. i'm glad to see such sensible policies prevailing in the republican party.

[Paul Kemp]

The Republicans would mop the floor with the Democrats.  Americans don't want to be told what they can or cannot eat or drink and how much.

[Bacon King]

[Paul Kemp]

Thanks, tranny.