The previous poster on the RMS Titanic

[PASOK Leader Hashemite]

Would frantically try to finish a map of congressional elections in the 1890s in his cabin, and then would desperately try to get a lifeboat but wouldn't make it in time. He'd probably choose to go down, like a gentleman, clinging to his maps. Like every courageous man should do!

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

He'd make to the lifeboat but in a middle of the ocean his fellow passengers would throw him out, after he tried to engage them in a conversation of Carlos Luz's presidency.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Tries to save everyone, but out of drunkenness, he slips and hits his head, which results in unconsciousness. He perishes in the cold, alcohol-free water.

[Joe Republic]

He was the watchman who failed to spot the iceberg.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

He was the watchman who failed to spot the iceberg.

I saw it, but I was so emo that I just let everyone die because that's an emo thing to do.

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

Underage, but throws himself off the lifeboat 'cause he's emo.

[clarence]

One of the officers would shoot him for disrupting the evacuation process

[Senator Napoleon]

Last night bar fight.

[Yelnoc]

Slips into a lifeboat before it is lowered.

[A-Bob]

Makes one of the last crowded life boats.

[ZuWo]

Dies because he's part of the orchestra that is playing until the very end!

[afleitch]

Last seen sipping a brandy in the smoking room.

[A-Bob]

Sneaks onto a lifeboat.

[Simfan34]

Sneaks onto a lifeboat.

Is too busy helping others get on the boat.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Saves Jon Huntsman, who was also on the boat, and dies in the process.

[Governor Scott]

Was too busy watching My Little Pony to care

[clarence]

Unfortunately I think Scott would perish

[Senator Snowstalker]

Lets the women and children first, but when the ship sinks he goes into 'Nam mode and swims across the Atlantic.

[Formerly Californian Tony]

He manages to find a place on a lifeboat, but is subsequently thrown out after other people get annoyed by his bad jokes.

[PASOK Leader Hashemite]

He'd find his way to a lifeboat, if only to make sure he lives to see Sarkozy defeated

[A-Bob]

Decides to go down with a brandy.

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Decides to sacrifice his life by giving his place on liveboat to Newt Gingrich.

[Communists For McCain]

Shoots the Captain in the f***ing face, turns the ship around, and finds Greenland.  Everybody rejoices.

[PASOK Leader Hashemite]

Gets rip-roaring drunk and fools around, going down in style.

[Fuzzy]

Walks calmly into the water making its way up the boat deck and disappears.  A few days later he is seen walking out of the ocean and onto the shores of Canada, only to catch a train home as if nothing happened.  There was no time to be cold, he had to get back to make some more french election maps!