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« on: April 10, 2012, 10:03:28 am »
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Based on what you know of the preceding poster's personality, attitudes, style, personality in times of panic, courage/bravery and, yes, income level/class; would he have survived? If so, how would he have done so? Would he have died onboard? How would he have died - trying to survive or "dying like a gentleman"?

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 11:15:16 am »
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He would have managed (perhaps by affecting an snotty French accent) to talk his way on to the upper decks (or organized a team of husky males to break down one of the gates/doors that were "securing" the lower deck folks from their soon to be tomb), and secured a place on a life boat along with the other "gentlemen." 
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 11:16:40 am »
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Women and children first, would die like a man.
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 11:31:11 am »
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Would be one of the last ones above water as the stern went under...would then succumb to hypothermia

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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 11:44:26 am »
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Isn't he a real-life survivor?  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 12:01:41 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 01:52:53 pm »
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Was one of the survivors of the ship sinking
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 01:58:46 pm »
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Dies on the ship Sad
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2012, 02:58:32 pm »
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Gets on a lifeboat by stuffing his shirt with toilet paper breasts and hiding his Adam's Apple.
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2012, 03:01:29 pm »

He's a kid (right?), so he'd be on a lifeboat and survive.
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2012, 03:11:13 pm »
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He seems pretty calm and not really prone to fits of panic, so I guess that he could be a good candidate for "dying like a gentleman". Then again, he might have tried to escape by jumping into the water or something.
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2012, 07:55:12 pm »
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Hash pushes people overboard to drown........my hero Wink
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2012, 07:57:45 pm »
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Hash pushes people overboard to drown........my hero Wink

"There will be blood" :p ... I think his heart will melt and he will end up sacrificing himself for a steerage child...
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 07:58:13 pm »
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Likely to get on a lifeboat after all women and children are off.
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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2012, 08:02:34 pm »
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Would've died trying to save Kate Winslet.
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2012, 08:03:38 pm »
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Would of died trying to save Leonardo DiCaprio Tongue




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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2012, 08:04:34 pm »
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Would of died trying to save Leonardo DiCaprio Tongue

That's horrifyingly accurate...

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2012, 08:09:17 pm »
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Sneaks on a lifeboat.
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2012, 08:13:05 pm »
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From what I hear, he's a one percenter. That said, he'd probably be grouped into the wealthy gentlemen who can afford to spout stuff like "women and children first".
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2012, 08:19:35 pm »
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He's a "child" so he most likely escapes with his mother or something on a lifeboat.
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2012, 04:35:17 pm »
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Hash would be too busy updating his blog to even notice Titanic going down.
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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2012, 05:01:04 pm »
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He would be too drunk to realize the boat is sinking. Wink
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« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2012, 06:00:53 pm »
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Turns into an eagle and flies off the ship while "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger plays in the background.

French version: Turns into a snail and slowly scurries off the boat while La Marseillaise plays in the background.
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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2012, 06:01:44 pm »
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Would die waiting for a lifeboat with his mother.
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2012, 06:13:34 pm »
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Would make it into the boat, since he is underage. 
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