1. California (LA, Santa Monica specifically)
2. Hawaii (obvious reasons)
3. Texas (back to Austin)
4. New York (again, obvious reasons)
5. Louisiana (New Orleans or GTFO)
Honorably Mentions:
6. Pennsylvania (My girlfriend moved to Philly and I'm jonesing
)
7. Oregon (Portland seems neat)
8. Washington (I would like to live somewhere close to Vancouver)
9. Nebraska (Omaha seems like a cool scene).
--no chance in hell states--
46. Utah (apparently, not believing in Joseph Smith and the tenants of Mormonism makes it incredibly difficult to live in any sort of developed area of Utah - so I'm told)
47. Tennessee (not a country music fan and as a Houston native, I would like to see the Tennessee Titans and all of their obnoxious fans quarantined somewhere away from the rest of civilized society)
48. Arizona (I would hate the weather, plus any state that willy nilly legalizes racial profiling is likely heavily infected with whack jobs.
49. Alabama (I've already lived in Montgomery. I've seen enough)
50. Mississippi (I don't think this really needs explained)
