Predict the headline on Fox News the morning of November 7th

[Mister Twister]

Predict the headline on Fox News the morning of November 7th

[gotapresent]

"Black man commits theft"

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Obama steals Presidential election while Republicans keep massive majority in the House

[DrScholl]

"Election over samples Democrats"

[J. J.]

Still too close to call. 

[All Along The Watchtower]

"America has a liberal bias."

[King]

Come on now, FOX News will at least pretend to be happy at this moment.  They were last time.

Drudge is going to be the fun one. 

[Indy Texas]

If Romney wins: "Morning in America" headline; editorial comparing Romney to Reagan; another editorial praising America for rejecting Marxism; article characterizing more than three black people congregating near a polling place as "voter intimidation by Obama's thugs"

If Romney loses: "The end of America as we know it?" headline; editorial forecasting Stalinist-style purges are ahead; another editorial calling for productive hard-working Americans (anyone who is white) to "shrug" Ayn Rand-style; article characterizing more than three black people congregating near a polling place as "voter intimidation by Obama's thugs"

[defe07]

"Voting mayhem in swing states' voting machines causes America to go without a President...yet". I was thinking about "Libertarians did it! They reached the 5% threshold and qualify for federal funding in 2016" but the first headline could actually happen. o-O

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

OBAMINATION

[Franzl]

WTF happened?

[Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it.]

Obanamqknsnqndiwjsnwksbendndnejansbwnenabmuslimsmksjwkwnsnensnsndnsmnsmdw!!!!!

[pbrower2a]

It's either



"GLORIOUS NEW ERA AHEAD FOR AMERICA AND OUR 45TH PRESIDENT, MITT ROMNEY"

or

Barack Obama re-elected

(Barack Obama re-elected)