What banned poster do you most want back?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

He posted some of the most inane and nonsensical things I've ever seen posted on a forum by someone who wasn't obviously trolling.

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Did you read his ridiculous rant about Hulu or most of the things he said about marijuana?

He was autistic.

Do you read what you write about opebo and naked dudes getting down to emoviolence?

[dead0man]

Maybe his loophole is he knows that he is "obviously trolling"?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

dead0man, what have I  posted that is equivalent to claiming that every single person who posts Hulu link is an anti-Canadian bigot who only wants to insult Canadians in doing so?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

dead0man, what have I  posted that is equivalent to claiming that every single person who posts Hulu link is an anti-Canadian bigot who only wants to insult Canadians in doing so?

OMG wow. Best weekend ever. AMAZING. Three straight days of moshing,

Top 5 sets:

1-HeWhoCorrupts. This set consisted of the singer getting naked only to have a guy (my buddy actually, another one of the Minneapolis kids), get on stage, rip off his shirt, and give it to him to use as pants. Of course they ripped. And he put the shirt on afterwards. It also consisted of a girl in a panda costume crowdsurfing while a bunch of other guys ripped off all their clothes (just for this set) except for Speedos and did a circle pit.
2-Portraits of Past. How I wish I could go back 8 years in time and tell my 17-year old self he'd one day see them, and see how stoked he got.
3-Comadre. These guys are the nicest guys ever and always rule.
4-Hatred Surge. Funny part, a kid got on stage to crowd surf, sort of pushed off the stage by touching the singer's tits, and then hits the floor with no one catching him. We needed to call the paramedics on him. He was fine. Saw him circle pit later that day.
5-Get Rad. Always awesome. Even more awesome at the after show one night watching them play a set of Minor Threat covers and see them and the whole crowd sing "I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHT EDGE!" while holding beers and liquor and then downing them. Awesome.

I'm not even mad I had to provide transportation for that guy who had a girl publicly piss on him the last night with his soaked shorts still on. Even though it was my anecdote that inspired that event. Regardless, ruled. Three straight nights of moshing, drinking, record buying and hot women. Yes, there are many hot women at Dude Fest. Including several in some of the bands.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Except every single thing described in that post actually happened.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Except every single thing described in that post actually happened.

Teddy was autistic, so he inherently believes that people don't like him.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

And I'm sure Robert Stark believed most of what he posted too.

[dead0man]

dead0man, what have I  posted that is equivalent to claiming that every single person who posts Hulu link is an anti-Canadian bigot who only wants to insult Canadians in doing so?

Brother, you have 62k posts, I'm not going to go through them looking for something that wouldn't pass your judgement anyway.  And maybe you've never posted something as nutty as Teddy's Hulu rant....but you've said some pretty stupid things about...well, I probably can't remember the entire list of your "hang ups", but I'll try to get the highlights....
suburbs
the definition of "emo"
South Park being "conservative
your love of opebo (despite him thinking you're an idiot for your religious beliefs)
the whole, "I report people because I don't like them because of their politics, we shouldn't be able to do that" whinge

Yes, I'm sure you think everything there isn't stupid and certainly not as stupid as the Hulu rant, but to many of the rest of us, it's in the same Zip Code.  I also missed a lot, I'm sure others will be along to add (and critique) my list.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

And I'm sure Robert Stark believed most of what he posted too.

So basically you're saying Teddy wasn't autistic and just went on that whole rant for whatever idiotic reason you want to defend yourself with?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

dead0man, what have I  posted that is equivalent to claiming that every single person who posts Hulu link is an anti-Canadian bigot who only wants to insult Canadians in doing so?

Brother, you have 62k posts, I'm not going to go through them looking for something that wouldn't pass your judgement anyway.  And maybe you've never posted something as nutty as Teddy's Hulu rant....but you've said some pretty stupid things about...well, I probably can't remember the entire list of your "hang ups", but I'll try to get the highlights....
suburbs
the definition of "emo"
South Park being "conservative
your love of opebo (despite him thinking you're an idiot for your religious beliefs)
the whole, "I report people because I don't like them because of their politics, we shouldn't be able to do that" whinge

Yes, I'm sure you think everything there isn't stupid and certainly not as stupid as the Hulu rant, but to many of the rest of us, it's in the same Zip Code.  I also missed a lot, I'm sure others will be along to add (and critique) my list.

See the funny thing is if Teddy was still here he'd probably flip out on you for saying "zip code" there since those only exist in the US, just as he flipped out over the "What congressional districts have you been in this year?" thread even though plenty of people were posting foreign equivalents in the thread.

And I'm sure Robert Stark believed most of what he posted too.

So basically you're saying Teddy wasn't autistic and just went on that whole rant for whatever idiotic reason you want to defend yourself with?

No I'm saying the fact that he probably believed the nonsense he posted doesn't make him any better of a poster.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I don't think you understand what autism is and how it works.

[Hatman 🍁]

This amazing thread is one good reason to want Teddy back: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=134505.0

[bgwah]

This amazing thread is one good reason to want Teddy back: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=134505.0

I just assumed that the new Hagrid poster was Teddy, for some reason.

[Mr. Morden]

I miss Feeblepizza telling us about Alpha Jews.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I miss Feeblepizza telling us about Alpha Jews.

He's a great kid, though. Troubled, but well-meaning.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I miss Feeblepizza telling us about Alpha Jews.

He's a great kid, though. Troubled, but well-meaning.

He was an absolute moron who made people lose faith in humanity.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I miss Feeblepizza telling us about Alpha Jews.

He's a great kid, though. Troubled, but well-meaning.

He was an absolute moron who made people lose faith in humanity.

Now, now. He's got a lot of sh*t wrong with him, but he's a funny kid.