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« on: April 13, 2012, 06:54:30 am »
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Peebles!

 I'm here to officially announce my candidacy for the upcoming at-large Senate elections. If elected, I promise, I will serve my entire term, and not get elected, and resign part way through my term. I promise that every time you lose money in a vending machine, you will get your money back, PLUS that item free! I promise if elected, I will make all your wildest fantasys come true.

 In reality, most of you know me, and where I stand. Please, ask me whatever questions that you might have. I want to work for your vote.
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My parents are pretty good about smelling a rat. 
Let me put this as clear as I can (saying this to myself, as well, so I can see it): I WILL get a job with CADD and I WILL keep the job.
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 08:14:37 am »
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Maybe I'll vote for you. MAYBE. I haven't voted in quite a while.
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 08:36:38 am »
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Definitely endorsed. You'll get my first or second preference.
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and all is well until the heart betrays
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 08:41:44 am »
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Good Luck! Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 10:18:10 am »
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You win a high preference.
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 11:06:54 am »
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Thank you Governor, and thank you everyone else for your support. I hope that if elected, to be an indepedent voice for the people. This is something I've done as Northeast CJO, Governor, Northeast Senator, At-Large Senator, Representative, Lt. Governor... anything else I'm missing?

 
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 01:40:45 pm »
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Thank you Governor, and thank you everyone else for your support. I hope that if elected, to be an indepedent voice for the people. This is something I've done as Northeast CJO, Governor, Northeast Senator, At-Large Senator, Representative, Lt. Governor... anything else I'm missing?

 

You are the best co-president we've ever had!
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 01:44:55 pm »
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If there weren't 3 conservative candidates running in this election, I would give you a very high preference. It looks like we're going to have a high-quality field this time.
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 02:20:54 pm »
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If there weren't 3 conservative candidates running in this election, I would give you a very high preference. It looks like we're going to have a high-quality field this time.

Conservative =/= high quality

/hackery
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 02:41:49 pm »
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Wait.. he didn't include me in a conservative list, right?
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2012, 02:46:38 pm »
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Wait.. he didn't include me in a conservative list, right?

No, I didn't. I consider you a moderate rather than a conservative.

If there weren't 3 conservative candidates running in this election, I would give you a very high preference. It looks like we're going to have a high-quality field this time.

Conservative =/= high quality

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I did not intend to say that only the conservative candidates in this race are high-quality candidates. What I was getting at was that the field of candidates as a whole does not look bad quality wise.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2012, 03:04:19 pm »
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Andrew isn't a Conservative, Moderate or Liberal. He's a f**king Andrew.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2012, 06:28:00 pm »
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Endorsed
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 02:50:13 pm »
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^^This is very true, that is exactly who I am.

^Thank you kindly, good Sir. I appreciate it.
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 06:29:20 pm »
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What can you do for me to get my vote? How can you convince me to turn out for you when ordinarily I'd never do such a thing?
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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2012, 07:56:43 pm »
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What can you do for me to get my vote? How can you convince me to turn out for you when ordinarily I'd never do such a thing?

Well, I thought our love was enough to get you to vote for me. If not, I'll promise to hold myself back from referring to you as John Stamos on twitter and facebook. I've been fighting that urge for like, a month now.
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2012, 11:42:20 pm »
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You just made me blush!
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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2012, 06:20:40 am »
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It smells like gay in here.
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« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2012, 06:56:51 am »
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It smells like gay in here.

I don't get what would make you say that. This isn't gay, it's just guy love.
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Let me put this as clear as I can (saying this to myself, as well, so I can see it): I WILL get a job with CADD and I WILL keep the job.
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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2012, 07:01:03 am »
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It smells like gay in here.

I don't get what would make you say that. This isn't gay, it's just guy love.

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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2012, 10:11:57 am »
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Meh, we look better.
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Let me put this as clear as I can (saying this to myself, as well, so I can see it): I WILL get a job with CADD and I WILL keep the job.
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« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2012, 07:26:23 am »
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The People want to know if the rumors are true! Did you, or did you not, put Bushie on ignore? Will he remain there forever? Grin
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
Because I could count, my nose was big, and I kept my bank account fullish
I told my mom, tears blurring my vision
He said, "Mort, you've loved God since before circumcision"
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« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2012, 08:02:01 am »
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The rumor is true, I did put him on ignore. I have taken him off though, just because he does on occasion post on the boards I moderate. It's a sad day for Atlasia Sad
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My parents are pretty good about smelling a rat. 
Let me put this as clear as I can (saying this to myself, as well, so I can see it): I WILL get a job with CADD and I WILL keep the job.
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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2012, 08:46:29 am »
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Question: do you promise not to use public money to fund your alcoholism? Grin
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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2012, 09:39:23 am »
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Well.. I've been using my pension for that. I'd imagine I'll just create a super pac or something to fund it.
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My parents are pretty good about smelling a rat. 
Let me put this as clear as I can (saying this to myself, as well, so I can see it): I WILL get a job with CADD and I WILL keep the job.
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