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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2012, 06:16:01 pm »
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Would frantically try to finish a map of congressional elections in the 1890s in his cabin, and then would desperately try to get a lifeboat but wouldn't make it in time. He'd probably choose to go down, like a gentleman, clinging to his maps. Like every courageous man should do!
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2012, 07:52:05 pm »
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He'd make to the lifeboat but in a middle of the ocean his fellow passengers would throw him out, after he tried to engage them in a conversation of Carlos Luz's presidency.
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« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2012, 07:57:02 pm »
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Tries to save everyone, but out of drunkenness, he slips and hits his head, which results in unconsciousness. He perishes in the cold, alcohol-free water.
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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2012, 08:16:23 pm »
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He was the watchman who failed to spot the iceberg.
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« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2012, 08:21:31 pm »
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He was the watchman who failed to spot the iceberg.

I saw it, but I was so emo that I just let everyone die because that's an emo thing to do.
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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2012, 09:36:08 pm »
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Underage, but throws himself off the lifeboat 'cause he's emo.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2012, 09:39:21 pm »
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One of the officers would shoot him for disrupting the evacuation process
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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2012, 10:01:22 pm »
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Last night bar fight.
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Yeah, after four years of being a non-disruptive poster on the forum, never considered a troublemaker, even someone who was liked well enough to be elected Atlasian President, Napoleon should be allowed to stay.


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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2012, 10:04:54 pm »
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Slips into a lifeboat before it is lowered.
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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2012, 10:16:06 pm »
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Makes one of the last crowded life boats.
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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2012, 03:08:37 am »
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Dies because he's part of the orchestra that is playing until the very end!
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« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2012, 05:06:13 am »

Last seen sipping a brandy in the smoking room.
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« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2012, 02:57:47 pm »
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Sneaks onto a lifeboat.
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« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2012, 12:08:57 pm »
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Sneaks onto a lifeboat.

Is too busy helping others get on the boat. Smiley
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« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2012, 12:27:41 pm »
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Saves Jon Huntsman, who was also on the boat, and dies in the process.
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« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2012, 03:45:34 pm »
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Was too busy watching My Little Pony to care
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« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2012, 03:53:18 pm »
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Unfortunately I think Scott would perish
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« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2012, 04:36:52 pm »
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Lets the women and children first, but when the ship sinks he goes into 'Nam mode and swims across the Atlantic.
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« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2012, 04:56:18 pm »
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He manages to find a place on a lifeboat, but is subsequently thrown out after other people get annoyed by his bad jokes.
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« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2012, 06:17:24 pm »
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He'd find his way to a lifeboat, if only to make sure he lives to see Sarkozy defeated Wink
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« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2012, 06:29:20 pm »
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Decides to go down with a brandy.
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« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2012, 11:48:35 am »
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Decides to sacrifice his life by giving his place on liveboat to Newt Gingrich.
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« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2012, 12:18:20 pm »
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Shoots the Captain in the f***ing face, turns the ship around, and finds Greenland.  Everybody rejoices.
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It's over.
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« Reply #48 on: April 15, 2012, 12:22:39 pm »
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Gets rip-roaring drunk and fools around, going down in style.
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« Reply #49 on: April 15, 2012, 11:38:38 pm »
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Walks calmly into the water making its way up the boat deck and disappears.  A few days later he is seen walking out of the ocean and onto the shores of Canada, only to catch a train home as if nothing happened.  There was no time to be cold, he had to get back to make some more french election maps!
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