NE1: Miscellaneous Things Act [Failed]

[Cincinnatus]

The Assembly will now consider the following legislation introduced by the Governor.  Debate will last 72 hours.

Miscellaneous Things Act

1. Tioga County, Pennsylvania shall be renamed Futtbuck County, Pennsylvania.

2. The Naso Theatre of the Northeast shall be constructed in Northeast Philadelphia. Only movies produced in the 1980s will be shown. Showings will be in black and white, and will be free for all Northeast residents.

3. State law enforcement officers must notify a suspect of his or her Wormy Rights upon arrest.

4. Governors shall be given a numbering sequence. The current governor shall be Governor Napoleon I, followed by Governor Napoleon II, then Governor Napoleon III, and so on. Governors may insert their own name for convenience: Governor "Name" Napoleon "Number".

5. School lunches shall have a soy milk alternative.
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6. The Northeast Region shall provide $50 million to the University of Connecticut to create the Homelycooking Library of Elections and Statistics, with the goal of becoming the world's largest database of election results.

7. Gillette Stadium is hereby declared an environmental emergency zone. Clean up projects may take up to six years.

[Senator Napoleon]

The session is about over so I figured I'd throw in a few fun and quirky things and let you guys do your thing with it. It's been a great session and I hope to see you guys stick with the game and make it work.

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

I favor items 3 through 7.

[LINCOLN REPUBLICAN]

I will support this bill in exchange for the support of the Assembly in renaming Yale University Winfield University.

[Cincinnatus]

Debate time has expired.  The Assembly will now vote on the final text.  This vote will last 24 hours, or until all members have voted;

Miscellaneous Things Act

1. Tioga County, Pennsylvania shall be renamed Futtbuck County, Pennsylvania.

2. The Naso Theatre of the Northeast shall be constructed in Northeast Philadelphia. Only movies produced in the 1980s will be shown. Showings will be in black and white, and will be free for all Northeast residents.

3. State law enforcement officers must notify a suspect of his or her Wormy Rights upon arrest.

4. Governors shall be given a numbering sequence. The current governor shall be Governor Napoleon I, followed by Governor Napoleon II, then Governor Napoleon III, and so on. Governors may insert their own name for convenience: Governor "Name" Napoleon "Number".

5. School lunches shall have a soy milk alternative.
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6. The Northeast Region shall provide $50 million to the University of Connecticut to create the Homelycooking Library of Elections and Statistics, with the goal of becoming the world's largest database of election results.

7. Gillette Stadium is hereby declared an environmental emergency zone. Clean up projects may take up to six years.

[Cincinnatus]

Nay

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

Nay

[crypto-fascist superhero]

Nay.

[Senator Snowstalker]

Abstain

[LINCOLN REPUBLICAN]

Nay

[Cincinnatus]

Voting time has expired.  Ayes are 0, Nays are 4, the bill fails.