Transcript of the infamous "Nasogate Tape".

[??????????]

StatesRights : Mike, I encourage you to run against me to get whipped like a redheaded step child!

Naso : Well, you know, wouldn't you like that you Hansel and Gretel SOB.

**unintelligible**

Naso : Ge..Get this states, in a general election between you and  me I would I would beat your ass like your gay friends do to you, I'd totally rip you to shreds. do You know that?

Alcon : Are you going to run or back down?

**unintelligible**

Naso : You know what states? *stutter* I am very decisive I am g decisive **unintelligible ** I will beat your ass down if I run IF I run I will beat your ass down until ever..*stutter*every single ballot is exploded with..uh..vigor and decisiveness with the name Chief of Staff Mike Naso little g check mark, butt buddy and states.......

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[minionofmidas]

wtf?

[??????????]

wtf?

This is from teamspeak. You see a bunch of us nerds with no life get on a server and talk to each other.

[minionofmidas]

wtf?

This is from teamspeak. You see a bunch of us nerds with no life get on a server and talk to each other.

Yeah, I figured that much out.
But what's with the "unintelligible" parts?
Plus, I doubt this grotesque outbreak came out of nowhere; there must've been something before?

[??????????]

wtf?

This is from teamspeak. You see a bunch of us nerds with no life get on a server and talk to each other.

Yeah, I figured that much out.
But what's with the "unintelligible" parts?
Plus, I doubt this grotesque outbreak came out of nowhere; there must've been something before?

The recording was pretty static and a lot of interference.

[Reaganfan]

States felt a little scared when it looked like I might run against him for a bit.

[minionofmidas]

States felt a little scared when it looked like I might run against him for a bit.

Yeah, well, did he say anything before the part he posted that needled you or what? Or do you have psychotic episodes? Or...I'm just stumped as to why such an outbreak from you...

[Peter]

Here's the Gabu tape:

Naso: Oh quiet Gabu, you are justing sitting there like a little rabbit nibbling on a carrot.

*Odd noises from Naso*

Naso: You can't even get your mic to work. Huh, what sort of name is that anyway, Gabu, it sounds like something you put on your ass when its sore.

I want to put this Gabu on my ass.

Okay, I'm out of here, see y'all, fun's over

Redefeat(?): I want to hear more about Gabu

Naso: Oh Gabu, Scabu, Gabu, Blabu, Naboo, Pabu, Rabu, Sabu

[Peter]

I've done the transcript of the first Nasogate tape with the original recording; Not only is it a little longer than States, but also I can just about hear Mike comparing himself to a hurricane.

States: Mike, I encourage you to run against me and get whipped like a red-headed stepchild.

Naso: Well you know what, wouldn't you like that you Hansel and Gretal son of a bitch.

*Indecipeherable*

Naso: Get this States, in a general election between you and me I would ... I would beat your ass like your gay friends do to you. I would totally rip you to shreds. Do you know that?

*Indecipherable*

Phil: Are you going to run? Or are you going to back down because he's kinda like *indecipeherable?

Paige (States' daughter): Hi

Naso: You know what States, I am very decisive, I am ing decisive like a hurricane ...

*indecipherable*

Naso: I will  ... I will beat your ass down if I run, if I run, I will beat your ass down until everything ... until every single ballot is exploded with vigour and decisiveness with the name Chief of Staff Mike Naso, little ing checkmark, butt buddies and States, no checkmarks in the box. You understand me? I would kick your ass in a general election!

*indecipherable*

Alcon: Wow, I came into "I will kick your ass". What just happened?

[Reaganfan]

I was mean towards GABU because he often (A WEEK AGO) interrupted me, and was very rude, and towards states because all he did was insult.

[KEmperor]

Here's the Gabu tape:

Naso: Oh quiet Gabu, you are justing sitting there like a little rabbit nibbling on a carrot.

*Odd noises from Naso*

Naso: You can't even get your mic to work. Huh, what sort of name is that anyway, Gabu, it sounds like something you put on your ass when its sore.

I want to put this Gabu on my ass.

Okay, I'm out of here, see y'all, fun's over

Redefeat(?): I want to hear more about Gabu

Naso: Oh Gabu, Scabu, Gabu, Blabu, Naboo, Pabu, Rabu, Sabu

That was me saying, "wait, I want to hear more about Gabu"

[ilikeverin]

Poor Paige

I mean, having Mike Naso inflicted on her, *tsk tsk* ~that's even worse them spanking~

[Gabu]

I was mean towards GABU because he often (A WEEK AGO) interrupted me, and was very rude, and towards states because all he did was insult.

If that's all it takes to get this comedy gold, I'll gladly interrupt you and be rude to you every time.

[minionofmidas]

Poor Paige

I mean, having Mike Naso inflicted on her, *tsk tsk* ~that's even worse them spanking~

Yeah, States is a strict disciplinarian. I wouldn't want my kids educated by him.