If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...

[Vermin Supreme]

She would be post about 12 times and leave the forum

Jeff Flake

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Would be friendly with Cathcon, 20RP12, and so on, but would disagree with them on foreign policy.

Adam Hasner

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Would be my pal- he is a great friend of the Legion Department of Florida

George W. Bush

[Pingvin]

Gets banned after his attempt to buy a vacant Moderator seat.

Michelle Bachmann

[Antonio the Sixth]

Derek/Wonkish/CaDan-style troll. Gets banned withing a month.

Bernie Sanders

[Pingvin]

Becomes a buddy of most european leftist users, gets attacked by right-wingers everyday.

Sarah Palin

[morgieb]

See Michelle Bachmann, but perhaps less trolly.

Bill Clinton

[Pingvin]

Already done.

Leave shortly after discovering that there are no/very few females posting.

Rick Santorum

[Niemeyerite]

He'd try to be friendly at first, then he'd inevitably became a hack and people like Kal or Hash would make him feel dumb.

Zapatero

[Pingvin]

Gets a temporary ban after holy wars in the Economy board.

Tom Coburn

[morgieb]

Becomes loved by the conservative base due to his straight-talking but left-wingers feel he's a troll.

Dennis Kunicich

[they don't love you like i love you]

Would probably be more popular with the Libertarians than with the Democrats. Would end up part of that weird clique in Atlasia.

Alan Grayson

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Liberals love him, but conservatives probably assume he is a troll.

John Boehner

[Pingvin]

Recieves about 9000 infraction points after he starts discussing economics with opebo and Tweed.

Joe Wilson

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

He already was here. His username was CaDan.

Fernando Collor de Mello

[Pingvin]

Leaves after one post, gets 142 death points.

Peter King

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Pingvin's best friend.

Vermin Supreme.

[Vote UKIP!]

Would win the Atlasian presidency with Clarence as his running mate.

Jennifer Granholm

[Grumpier Than Thou]

D-MI avatar, only posts a dozen times before being scared away by the hoards of men on this forum.

Jerry Brown.

[Pingvin]

Gets considered "weird" by most of posters but becomes a buddy for folks with negative E score.

Charlie Crist

[Grumpier Than Thou]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=1455

Boris Yeltsin.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Complete troll. He would get banned after a few months, though several people would try to let him stay for entertainment value.

François Mitterrand

[Hash]

He would be one of the most skilled trolls ever to step foot on this forum, and nobody would notice he was actually a troll. Otherwise, he'd talk a lot about how great of a person he is, in Atlasia he'd try to destroy his enemies within his own party and promote his friends in the other party, he'd block himself out of his own account and stage a miraculous "comeback" to gain sympathy, he'd ask people for their credit card numbers so he could steal their money. In debates, he would troll quietly and use sarcastic comebacks, leaving his opponents like a bunch of morons.

uh... Charles de Gaulle

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

De Gaulle would post dozens of polls (he'd call a "referendas"), threathing each time to quit if results are unfavorable. Finally, he quits and dies lonely in his Colombey home, feeling that Atlasians rejected the Grandeur.

Michel Debre.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

He would post a few times, and disappear soon after.

Dan Quayle