If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...

[Senator Kalwejt]

De Gaulle would post dozens of polls (he'd call a "referendas"), threathing each time to quit if results are unfavorable. Finally, he quits and dies lonely in his Colombey home, feeling that Atlasians rejected the Grandeur.

Michel Debre.

[ChairmanSanchez]

He would post a few times, and disappear soon after.

Dan Quayle

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

Would rage quit after being made fun of for not being able to spell "potato."

Bernie Sanders.

[Bacon King]

He'd be just like jfern back when he had a red avatar, except he'd apply the vitriol and insistence of the "statistical significance coin flip" debate to every single post he made. He'd be one of the most polarizing posters, with leftists loving him but conservatives thinking he's a hack.

Mark Warner.

[Senator Napoleon]

Likes Frodo and dislikes Ben.

Jacob Javits

[I Can't Get That Sound You Make, Out Of My Head]

Conservatives attack him as a RINO, Dems question why he isn't on their side.

Todd Akin

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

Calls opebo a traitor for having a Missouri avatar, is subsequently verbally thrashed by BRTD.

Dino Rossi

[Hashemite]

Runs in but loses all Atlasian elections, often by narrow margins, and he alleges voter fraud.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn

[politicus]

A lot like Opebo, just with better understanding of economics.


Marine le Pen

[Californian Tony]

An obscure and not particularly charismatic poster who takes part in the Economics board and about whom nobody would care about... but who would secretly masturbate in the Hot Girls thread and applaud Opebo's lifestyle.

Sorry, you beat me on it.

[Californian Tony]

Marine le Pen

Far-right hack, who would spend much energy trying to convince everybody she's not far-right and would distantiate herself from people like Stark in an effort to look sane. Nobody buys it, however.

Mario Monti

[Senator Kalwejt]

Pretty much like Nym: doing a maintenance business without engaging in political debates.

Valery Giscard d'Estaing.

[Hashemite]

He wants to take "normal" pictures with all posters, is a boring moderate hero who is very much of a stuck-up gold spoon elitist but who goes to great lengths to appear as a 'normal, middle-class guy' like 'you and me', but invariably fails. He gets the appearance of a very naive, borderline moronic troll. He briefly out-trolls Mitt'rrand in Atlasia with a one-line "vous n'avez pas le monopole du coeur" but Mitt'rrand destroys him in Atlasia a few months later.

Michael Ignatieff