Napoleon/Kalwejt June 2012: Time to Revive This Game!!!!

[Senator Kalwejt]

As I recall, afleitch was running for reelection without a declared vice presidential candidate and there was no raised legal problem. I think it would be fine for Winfield to write-in a vice presidential candidate.

[Senator Kalwejt]

Btw, I don't know whether it's sad or just comic to withdraw an endorsement for such a laughable reason (and considering Atlasian, hm, "political culture").

Winfield, just tell it's about 2012 board and Mitt Romney. The people know you already and will understand

[Emperor SJoyce]

Is it possible that someone (Ben or Clarence) has asked Winfield to be their VP, so he wants to clear up any previous endorsements for that position for whatever reasons he can find?

[Senator Napoleon]

Is it possible that someone (Ben or Clarence) has asked Winfield to be their VP, so he wants to clear up any previous endorsements for that position for whatever reasons he can find?

Oh, I sure hope not. It is hard enough running against a ticket with bgwah on it.

But, I think Winfield is one of the few people I can expect the truth from. 

[Senator Napoleon]

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE

5/1   Sante Fe, New Mexico and Las Vegas, Nevada
5/4   Phoenix, Arizona and Tucson, Arizona
5/6   San Diego, California
5/10   Anaheim, California and Long Beach, California (with Kalwejt)
5/13   Los Angeles, California
5/16   San Jose, California and San Francisco, California
5/18   Portland, Oregon
5/19   Tacoma, Washington and Seattle, Washington
5/22   Denver, Denial and Boulder, Denial (with Kalwejt)
5/24   St. Louis, Missouri
5/27   Des Moines, Confusion and Minneapolis, Happiness (with Kalwejt)
5/29   Madison, Wisconsin
5/30   Chicago, Illinois
6/2   Cleveland, Ohio
6/4   Houston, Texas and Austin, Texas (with Kalwejt)
6/7   Atlanta, Georgia (with Kalwejt)
6/10   St, Petersburg, Florida and Miami, Florida
6/11   Charlotte, North Carolina and Richmond, Virginia
6/12   Alexandria, Virginia and Baltimore, Maryland
6/14   Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (with Kalwejt)
6/15   New York, New York and Rochester, New York
6/20   Hartford, Connecticut and Boston, Massachusetts

[Emperor SJoyce]

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE

5/1   Sante Fe, New Mexico and Las Vegas, Nevada
5/4   Phoenix, Arizona and Tucson, Arizona
5/6   San Diego, California
5/10   Anaheim, California and Long Beach, California (with Kalwejt)
5/13   Los Angeles, California
5/16   San Jose, California and San Francisco, California
5/18   Portland, Oregon
5/19   Tacoma, Washington and Seattle, Washington
5/22   Denver, Denial and Boulder, Denial (with Kalwejt)
5/24   St. Louis, Missouri
5/27   Des Moines, Confusion and Minneapolis, Happiness (with Kalwejt)
5/29   Madison, Wisconsin
5/30   Chicago, Illinois
6/2   Cleveland, Ohio
6/4   Houston, Texas and Austin, Texas (with Kalwejt)
6/7   Atlanta, Georgia (with Kalwejt)
6/10   St, Petersburg, Florida and Miami, Florida
6/11   Charlotte, North Carolina and Richmond, Virginia
6/12   Alexandria, Virginia and Baltimore, Maryland
6/14   Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (with Kalwejt)
6/15   New York, New York and Rochester, New York
6/20   Hartford, Connecticut and Boston, Massachusetts

I'll be at your St. Pete event! If you're looking for a more intimate feel for the event, I'd recommend The Coliseum, "the finest ballroom in the South". For a more standard event, the Mahaffey Theater is the best (used for a VP debate in '96 and a primary debate in '08 IRL). If you want to have a no holds barred, best event a Presidential candidate could throw type deal, Tropicana Field is the best. But yeah, I'll be in attendance.

[Senator Napoleon]

Excellent!

A little explanation may be needed- I will be making speeches on each of these dates that will detail relevant portions of my platform. We will fight and we will win and we will save Atlasia.

[Jbrase]

Napoleon, can you promise the people that you will not invade Itlaly, Egypt, Spain, and Russia?

[Senator Napoleon]

Napoleon, can you promise the people that you will not invade Itlaly, Egypt, Spain, and Russia?

Ooh that is a tough one. Maybe, but more likely I wouldn't.

Of course I won't go crazy invading other countries. There is other tickets for voters who want that!

[Senator Napoleon]

A President Napoleon promises to:
*participate in every Senate debate
*prioritize maintaining an active Cabinet
*sign or veto every Bill that reaches my desk
*serve my full term without resigning

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

*serve my full term without resigning

It's sad that this needs to be promised, not expected.

[Senator Napoleon]

*serve my full term without resigning

It's sad that this needs to be promised, not expected.

Oh believe me, I agree wholeheartedly.

[Senator Napoleon]

I am proud to unveil my campaign team today before our national tour begins tomorrow in Santa Fe. Joining Kalwejt and I will be Marokai Blue and Senator Scott. Now, you are indeed reading this correctly. I have decided that what is important is reliability and honesty. Even when Marokai and I were less than best friends, I knew he meant what he said and vice-versa. His former presidential camppaign experience should be more than helpful. Senator Scott has been a great ally in the Northeast and will be helpful in keeping the campaign in tune with Senate going-ons. His input will be of great value. I am looking forward to earning your confidence and support in June.

[Governor Scott]

I am honored to be considered a part of this team.

Joint campaigning, ftw!

[Marokai]

Hopefully we can still argue with each other in the future.

But for now, <3

[Senator Napoleon]

I am surprised that other campaigns decided to cede the Best Campaign Song Award to me so early, but thanks guys!

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's Good Vibrations

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

That's right, Marokai and Napoleon hate(d) each other!

Pretty sure I have the best campaign song. British Trancecore? Hell yes.

[Senator Napoleon]

That's right, Marokai and Napoleon hate(d) each other!

Pretty sure I have the best campaign song. British Trancecore? Hell yes.

British Trancecore doesn't feature a shirtless Mark Wahlberg, dancing females in 1990s attire or a black pianist. I win!

[Senator Napoleon]

Rick James Revivalist supports the Napoleon/Kalwejt campaign, stating that "Cocaine is a helluva drug!". He has been spotted wearing a ring that acknowledges one of the campaign's themes. Free forehead imprints are available today.

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

That's right, Marokai and Napoleon hate(d) each other!

Pretty sure I have the best campaign song. British Trancecore? Hell yes.

British Trancecore doesn't feature a shirtless Mark Wahlberg, dancing females in 1990s attire or a black pianist. I win!

You win what? The who's gayer competition?

[Senator Napoleon]

Opinion of the 20MR12 campaign's War on Gays? Negative!

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

Opinion of the 20MR12 campaign's War on Gays? Negative!

On the contrary, I am quite flamboyant.

[Senator Napoleon]

Opinion of the 20MR12 campaign's War on Gays? Negative!

On the contrary, I am quite flamboyant.

Then you win, because I am a straight.

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

Opinion of the 20MR12 campaign's War on Gays? Negative!

On the contrary, I am quite flamboyant.

Then you win, because I am a straight.

SPARKLES AND BUTTSEX FOR EVERYONE

[Senator Napoleon]

A Note of Intent

Myself and Kalwejt are not running to take part in a personality contest. We are running to do hard work and fix the problems that plague Atlasia. It's not about silly little personal issues, nor should we be content with votes based on party or ideological lines. There are many problems and we've got to fix them without reacting in a reactionary or bitter way. There are many candidates in this race but few have shown the dedication and creativity that Kalwejt and I have.