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Rum   -18 (45%)
Sodomy   -21 (52.5%)
The lash   -1 (2.5%)
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« on: April 23, 2012, 12:22:50 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 12:55:39 pm »
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You can't really enjoy yourself unless all three are present.
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 01:00:44 pm »
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Rum.
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 01:31:49 pm »
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I strictly avoid alcohol and am not a masochist, so sodomy seems to be the most agreeable option!
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 01:38:33 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 01:39:39 pm »
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I'll take the rum. And the leftover portions from whoever wants the other two, which I find rather unappealing. Though I suppose perhaps sodomy could be a very real option if receiving isn't mandatory.
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 01:47:07 pm »
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Oh, definitely the sodomy.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2012, 03:04:43 pm »
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Sodomy as long as I'm giving it.
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 03:15:10 pm »
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Sodomy >>>>>> rum > the lash
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 03:18:07 pm »
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I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 03:19:40 pm »
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Who doesn't love some good old sodomy?
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2012, 04:09:07 pm »
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I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.

Sodomy is any sort of sex that isn't penis in vagina. Doesn't have to be gay.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2012, 04:47:18 pm »
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Red roses, for me.
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 04:56:31 pm »
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Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 05:35:28 pm »
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Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2012, 06:25:32 pm »
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Rum.

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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2012, 06:55:52 pm »
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Sodomy is as unappealing to me as pretty much any other type of sex, and I'm not quite masochistic enough for the lash. Rum at least you can cut enough to make grog that's semi-drinkable.
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2012, 07:05:26 pm »
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I find the idea of being sodomized by a strap-on-wearing female to be intriguing
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2012, 07:07:58 pm »
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There's a place here that lets you do all three at the same time.  Pretty decently priced, as I recall.

Hang on a sec.  Edit: Ok, it's 702-878-7776.  Ask for Brian.
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2012, 07:33:04 pm »
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I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.

Sodomy is any sort of sex that isn't penis in vagina. Doesn't have to be gay.

I went on Wikipedia to confirm which it is, and it seemed to imply it's just anal sex between guys.

If I knew it wasn't just that, I probably would've voted for it. Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2012, 08:11:16 pm »
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I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.

Sodomy is any sort of sex that isn't penis in vagina. Doesn't have to be gay.

I went on Wikipedia to confirm which it is, and it seemed to imply it's just anal sex between guys.

If I knew it wasn't just that, I probably would've voted for it. Tongue
I'm pretty sure it's anything anal.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2012, 08:31:42 pm »
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I don't drink at all and I find pain to be painful.

So sodomy for me.
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2012, 01:49:29 am »
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I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.

Sodomy is any sort of sex that isn't penis in vagina. Doesn't have to be gay.

I went on Wikipedia to confirm which it is, and it seemed to imply it's just anal sex between guys.

If I knew it wasn't just that, I probably would've voted for it. Tongue

What do you mean "seemed to imply"? Here is the definition from Wiki:

"Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/), refers to anal sex or other non-penile/vaginal copulation-like acts, especially between male persons or between a person and an animal.[1] "

So, sure, it is especially used that way, but it clearly is not limited to that.
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2012, 04:55:57 am »
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I find the idea of being sodomized by a strap-on-wearing female to be intriguing

I think this form of perversion is becoming much more common in our modern world, greenforest, especially as the male and female roles in society are quite in flux, or even Topsy-turvy.
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2012, 05:10:12 am »
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I find the idea of being sodomized by a strap-on-wearing female to be intriguing

Thanks for letting us know.
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