That's right, Atlasians! I'm the Fried-Egg Sandwich Master.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

I hate olives with a vengeance.

No wonder we are oil-and-water.  Back home I used to sit and eat salty green olives right out of the jar with a tiny little fork.  Of course to be fair a jar of olives, an opened can of tinned peaches, and a third of a stale pound cake was usually all one would find in my mother's refrigerator.

And you still went for the green olives? I could understand maybe if they were black olives, but I'd eat the pound cake even if it was starting to go moldy before touching green olives.

Of course, the peaches would be the first to go. Maybe have them with some of the pound cake.

[opebo]

Back home I used to sit and eat salty green olives right out of the jar with a tiny little fork.  Of course to be fair a jar of olives, an opened can of tinned peaches, and a third of a stale pound cake was usually all one would find in my mother's refrigerator.

And you still went for the green olives? I could understand maybe if they were black olives, but I'd eat the pound cake even if it was starting to go moldy before touching green olives.

Of course, the peaches would be the first to go. Maybe have them with some of the pound cake.

I love green olives! Of course that is just out of love for super-salty and super-sour tastes.  Can't stand pound cake or canned peaches, though I do like canned mandarin oranges, and we did often have those too.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

just to clarify, my recipe calls for sliced black olives...

[opebo]

just to clarify, my recipe calls for sliced black olives...

Those are good too, though not quite as good.  Did you know the Thai nickname for a gay is 'black beans'?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

just to clarify, my recipe calls for sliced black olives...

Those are good too, though not quite as good. 

green olives are good on a Muffaletta, but they would overpower a fried-egg sandwich.

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Did you know the Thai nickname for a gay is 'black beans'?

I really didn't need to know that, nor did I need to attempt to picture the reason why.  Besides, I'm already involved in 3 concurrent threads about homosexuality, even though only 1 of them started off that way and I am not the only who brought the subject up in the other 2.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

just to clarify, my recipe calls for sliced black olives...

Oh, well that's acceptable then. Just get rid of the Miracle Whip and we'll be fine.

[ChairmanSanchez]

Ewww. Miracle Whip.

[opebo]

Did you know the Thai nickname for a gay is 'black beans'?

I really didn't need to know that, nor did I need to attempt to picture the reason why. 

It certainly sounds scatalogical, but I'm not completely certain that is the meaning.  Sometimes with Thai phrases, you think you can guess the meaning but instead of being about Santorum it turns out it is about some ancient myth or prominent gay General or dictator whose nickname was 'Beans' and had extraordinarily black skin.

Or it could just be Thai for dingleberries.